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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
Have ridiculous names. I don't even.

http://www.facebook.com/kymberlai.lucas
http://www.facebook.com/quaneshiac
http://www.facebook.com/genorval.mckethan
http://www.facebook.com/newkeke2011
http://www.facebook.com/quantez.mccrae
http://www.facebook.com/sharity.cochran
http://www.facebook.com/tawanda.ryles
Sep 14 2012 11:38AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000899408198
Sep 14 2012 11:39AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Inb4 racists
Sep 14 2012 11:41AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Best I ever heard? 

One of my roommates is a doctor and this chick came in who's name was...  Ready for it???

La-a

Pronounced "Ladasha"...  The motherfuckers pronounced the dash as "dash" .  I mean come the fuck on, how bad do you want your daughter's name to be slaughtered every time someone ready it??? 

That said, I DO love black people names.  They are way more interesting than white poeple names like mine.  I mean, Matt???  Yeah real creative, mom.  One syllable people associate with wiping their feet.  Kick ass! 

Sep 14 2012 11:41AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
That's actually from a movie...
Sep 14 2012 11:43AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
This is the first guys employer.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Liqua-Sto-Productionz/284411058037
Sep 14 2012 11:46AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I met someone once whos name was Shithead, pronounced Sheh-th-eed. Someone had to be on a lot of drugs when they named there child.
Sep 14 2012 11:47AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Najeah Davenport.. Makes me think of vomit. Also Dabricashaw Furgeson... Wat.
Sep 14 2012 11:50AM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
I've heard this before?
Sep 14 2012 11:51AM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
Sep 14 2012 11:51AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
When I was volunteering in the local hospital this big black woman came in with her entourage.
She had accidentally smacked the kid with her (fake) louis vuitton bag and crushed his eye socked.


The brilliant part came when I had to write down the name:


Precious Gucci (and some strange last name)

I could barely contain my laughter.


And this was a boy.
Sep 14 2012 1:16PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Hes probably going to be taking other things to the face when he gets older....
Sep 14 2012 1:18PM
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Sitch.
Posts: 841 - Karma: 13
I'm gonna go with bullets
Sep 14 2012 1:26PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
awww hell naw
Sep 14 2012 1:46PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
they like "name cunvention aint got shit on us".


i mean, obviously, i am not involved too much in the american culture, but from watching the NFL, i know some funny ones.

D'Brickashaw Montgomery Ferguson (thought it was funny that his second name is montgomery), already mentioned but spelled wrong

what i like is how they emphasize letters in the middle of the names, like

DeAngelo Williams

NaVorro Bowman

(although both of them are awesome names and players)

Dashon Goldson
Lavont David

Captain Munnerlyn is also a badass name
Sep 14 2012 1:49PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
nice steal from freakonomics

in actuality 90% of newschoolers have actually never met a black person
Sep 14 2012 3:14PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
Samuel L Jackson motherfuckers.

also Reggin McMondays
Sep 14 2012 3:15PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
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Sep 14 2012 3:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
kid who went to my highschool was named Tabaurus DelRosario.
Sep 14 2012 3:21PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
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Sep 14 2012 3:21PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
relevant

Sep 14 2012 4:56PM
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Clark_Griswold
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 49
This bitch I went to school with before I moved was named "Queen Of Washington" that's right her middle name was fucking "of". Though I shouldn't hate to much because my best friend growing up and to this day is Native American and his first name is Twin Rainbows.
Sep 14 2012 5:17PM
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DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
Sigh of relief,  its just bad jokes, i thought this thread was going to be a massive shitstorm like the Islam one
Sep 14 2012 5:19PM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
kleptomaniacs
Sep 14 2012 5:26PM
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lbuitendam
Posts: 608 - Karma: 130
Quaneshia is totally hot i would love to tap that
Sep 14 2012 5:31PM
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burntahoegreen
Posts: 191 - Karma: 24
Coco Crisp

Mama loved her cereal
Sep 14 2012 5:37PM
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cuntdestroyur
Posts: 358 - Karma: 17

lequishquish and lebrawwwnnnn

Sep 14 2012 5:50PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
isnt this from freakanomics
Sep 14 2012 7:14PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I met a girl yesterday name Porsche and I asked her if she was a stripper, needless to say she got mad.
Sep 14 2012 7:17PM
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Wallisch_pl
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etys bootiful
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Sep 14 2012 7:20PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
I saw it on mind of mencia back in the day
Sep 14 2012 7:48PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51616 - Karma: 162,021
Who the fuck names their kid jizza. I guess he's a rapper. That's the worst name ever. Why would you want to be named after jizz.
Sep 14 2012 7:56PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
still waiting for someone to name their kid newport
Sep 14 2012 8:01PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
i know a kid named Pur Pur. his first and last name are both pur.
Sep 14 2012 8:09PM
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BolderPro
Posts: 767 - Karma: 426
theres a black kid in one of my classes named internet lol
Sep 14 2012 8:17PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
bullshit.
Sep 14 2012 9:13PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
internet get off the internet ya herd
Sep 14 2012 9:56PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
At my school there used to be a black girl named Mocha Brown...
Sep 14 2012 10:06PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
There is one black guy and one black girl in my class at my school. Almost 300 kids in my class. Yeah! Diversity!
Sep 14 2012 10:10PM
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BolderPro
Posts: 767 - Karma: 426
Ill try and find a roster with her name in it Im Pretty sure its spelled enternet but when we were doing role call she said internet
Sep 15 2012 1:31PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
Theres a lady who works at the sprint store by my house who's name is peachezzz. With 3 zs
Sep 15 2012 1:34PM
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gulfninerniner
Posts: 72 - Karma: 11
Haha this^^^
Sep 15 2012 1:46PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,851
hahahahaha
Sep 15 2012 2:40PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
karem abdul jabar
probably spelled that wrong
Sep 15 2012 4:03PM
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salomon097
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barack hussein
Sep 15 2012 5:01PM
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SloanKettering
Posts: 691 - Karma: 465
love it
Sep 18 2012 3:25PM
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