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Outfit help!? quick!?!

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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
Tomorrow i will be attending a no clothes dance party at my favorite bar. their flyer says "duct tape, trash bags, just no clothes". all i have is like 3 PBR boxes taped together im thinking about wearing...I want something skimpy pushing the boundaries of not wearing clothes, IM NOT SCURED aint got nothin to hide. So NS any creative ideas?
Sep 12 2012 11:12PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
saran rap
Sep 12 2012 11:13PM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
loin cloth or a condom
Sep 12 2012 11:13PM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
this would be funny
Sep 12 2012 11:14PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8964 - Karma: 36,725
Fleshlight.
Sep 12 2012 11:14PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
just ducktape tour cock and balls.
Sep 12 2012 11:15PM
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Analocity
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
just wear a sock on your dick and tuck your balls in as well. Its essentially the condom idea but a little more coverage
Sep 12 2012 11:17PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Tape a plastic cup over your dick
Sep 12 2012 11:17PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Tube Sock
Sep 12 2012 11:17PM
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edai
Posts: 4991 - Karma: 4,680
Ceran (seran, saran???) wrap
Sep 12 2012 11:19PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Think about taking that off...
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Sep 12 2012 11:20PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
just do it at the party

in the shower


with a girl



in her mouth
Sep 12 2012 11:23PM
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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
Dam! you guys arent really fuckin around on the skimpy part haha.
Sep 12 2012 11:23PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
Definitely a red solo cup over your wiener, and if it doesn't fit, just cover as much as you can.
Sep 12 2012 11:25PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Get a massive thigh length sock so allz da bitties will hop on that d
Sep 12 2012 11:26PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
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Sep 12 2012 11:28PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
tin foil
Sep 12 2012 11:59PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Nothing. Do it for Shane.
Sep 13 2012 12:02AM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
tinfoil around penis with ducttape belt holding it
Sep 13 2012 12:45AM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
if girls can get away with body paint on their tits, you can get away with painting your dick, paint it an assortment of colors on it
Sep 13 2012 12:56AM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
get a large pizza box then cut a hole for your body and put your junk in it.
Sep 13 2012 12:57AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
duct tape man thong
Sep 13 2012 1:07AM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
pop a viagra and bring your favorite hat
Sep 13 2012 1:10AM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
 simple, put your dick in a box.
Sep 13 2012 1:10AM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
party sock
Sep 13 2012 1:29AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
Just wear a sock.


One sock.
Sep 13 2012 3:30AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Go with aluminum foil. Wear a foil suit. Everyone will notice you cause you will be reflective and fucking awesome. Plus foil is really breathable. You'll love it.
Sep 13 2012 9:30AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 13 2012 9:37AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Pics
Sep 13 2012 10:27AM
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manzear
Posts: 843 - Karma: 849
What about two sided tape with a leaf....classic I know...
Sep 13 2012 10:34AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
thats a shame.
Sep 13 2012 10:39AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
If you go fully naked you'll get some allotted amount of GNAR points..
Sep 13 2012 10:55AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

makes sense.

hahah

Sep 13 2012 10:59AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Get the long cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels. Shave your pubes pornstar style then put your dick in a tube and tape it. Then take a viagra so you stay hard all night. Next, tape a ski action figure to the cardboard tube so it looks like he's sliding a rail.
Sep 13 2012 11:00AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
If he does it, hell be in hottest person at the party. The costume would look so flashy. He would really outshine the rest of the people there.
Sep 13 2012 2:09PM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
COCK SOCK
Sep 13 2012 2:11PM
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