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How to get your dream girl

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adrianms
Posts: 162 - Karma: 86
All you need to do is to find someone who likes the same shit as you. badabing


Sep 12 2012 1:31PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
that girl...is a troll
Sep 12 2012 1:35PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
threads cause i wanna here the dubstep
Sep 12 2012 1:39PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
that chick looks like a dragged out willem dafoe.

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Sep 12 2012 1:44PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
damn shes ugly
Sep 12 2012 1:46PM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
Got to boring so I skipped till the end, got a minor chock hahah
Sep 12 2012 1:47PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
but uglier.
Sep 12 2012 1:49PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
holy shit yes.
Sep 12 2012 1:54PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Mixture between
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Sep 12 2012 2:05PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
be two of the following: attractive, rich, hung
Sep 12 2012 2:05PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
That girl was clearly a......

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Sep 12 2012 2:10PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Wee-man's mom
Sep 12 2012 2:42PM
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k2killa10
Posts: 87 - Karma: 24
that was just weird....but can someone please make some freeze frames of her face while screaming? i have a feeling it will be very satisfying.
Sep 12 2012 9:47PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
loneliness sits at the bar you set to high
Sep 12 2012 10:01PM
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db21
Posts: 597 - Karma: 61
it seems that way sometimes haha
Sep 12 2012 10:03PM
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Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
Spot on your brilliant bastard
Sep 12 2012 10:42PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
OP's girlfriend
Sep 12 2012 10:43PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I think her name was Sarah or some shit.
Sep 12 2012 10:43PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
she is definitely a hard 6.
Sep 13 2012 4:36PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
What if I already have my dream girl? Can I just get fat now or???
Sep 13 2012 4:44PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Obese, bitches love obese men.
Sep 14 2012 4:20AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Morbidly obese
Sep 14 2012 4:22AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,222
i love it when you talk dirty!

Also, that girl's face....
Sep 14 2012 6:01AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Pssssh...  I'm not obese, I'm OH BEAST.

Sep 14 2012 8:58AM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Did the lady in the vids mom mate with a horse?
Sep 14 2012 10:00AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
"Must. Not. Move."

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Sep 14 2012 10:02AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

"Now remember Son, no sudden movements- wouldn't want to spook them!"

Sep 14 2012 10:36AM
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