Replying to My Hands Are Burning

Yes, every single one of the words in the title has been hit by the Caps Lock Syndrome of the Phoenix Keys of Eternal Fire.

However, it doesn't ease my pain. My laptop is burning up, hot as hell, scrawling the fire, firming the flame, eyeing the ire, withstanding the coal - overall, it's pretty fucking hot nowadays and I feel it could overheat any time now.

Compaq Presario CQ61, bought in Feb 2010.

Never made a single backup file, how do I make a backup file.

I am also a sociopath and will shoot you with a bazooka if you won't reply.

Cheerio.