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There comes a point in your life when you must make an incredibly important decision

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1337
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Do I go to bed, or make myself a hotpocket and get a glass of lemonade?

Background information:
-I'm kind of tired, but kind of hungry.
-The hot pocket is pepperoni
-The lemonade is crystal lite
-The bed has flannel sheets, a fluffy down-comforter, and the room is a nice cool 55ยบ
Sep 11 2012 2:12AM
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.AR6rider.
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Obviously hot pocket and lemonade.
Sep 11 2012 2:13AM
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Blake.P
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make the hot pocket and lemonade and eat it in your bed. win-win
Sep 11 2012 2:15AM
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hot.pocket
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I am hot.pocket. You're decision is invalid. Make the hot pocket.
Sep 11 2012 2:16AM
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klayer_9
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That's a tough call. I don't want you to rush this and make a decision you will regret. I'm going to advise hot pocket lemonade. I think you got to go with your heart.
Sep 11 2012 2:18AM
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1337
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The fucking hot pocket itself has spoken, and the path i must take is clear. I will be right back
Sep 11 2012 2:19AM
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GANDALF
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yell, "MOOOOOOOOM MAKE ME A HOTPOCKET AND LEMONADE AND BRING IT TO ME IN BED FUCK!"


Sep 11 2012 2:30AM
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baethoven
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I just got done frying some eggs, and have begun writing a new post for my website. My late night priorities seem to be on point..

so are yours.
Sep 11 2012 2:31AM
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Mama.
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This. But only if your mom is hot, and not actually your mom. And then you proceed to snuggle up in your comfyass bed with a hot pocket and lemonade AND get your wang licked by your 'mom'.
Sep 11 2012 2:36AM
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hot.pocket
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Well we've got me, 1337, and you...now all we need is some lemonade.
Sep 11 2012 2:42AM
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SKI.ING
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Whoa. Username. Mod. Mythological?
Sep 11 2012 2:46AM
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Mama.
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Clearly.

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Sep 11 2012 2:50AM
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Avifarer
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why dont you take the hot pocket to bed with you and fuck it? get two birds stoned at once
Sep 11 2012 3:51AM
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kungfusteeze
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I was thinking this... I love Adventure Time.
Sep 11 2012 3:54AM
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ryano
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huh? whats A.P.T.W.E?
Sep 11 2012 4:03AM
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NotGhood
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Pee in her butt.
Sep 11 2012 7:18AM
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Casey
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just use the hot pocket to jack yourself to sleep
Sep 11 2012 3:17PM
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ConnorD
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bitches love hotpockets
Sep 11 2012 3:22PM
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Spinoza
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woah!
Sep 11 2012 3:31PM
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CrotchKiller
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Ricky has the best lines
Sep 11 2012 3:43PM
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Joebin
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Ive been trying to incorporate an Alabama Hot Pocket into this somehow, but I cant. I just dont have it in me.
Sep 11 2012 3:46PM
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Wallisch_pl
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he'll need more than just a hot pocket, but I agree
Sep 11 2012 3:55PM
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Mama.
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lololol
Sep 11 2012 8:33PM
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theabortionator
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I usually just make hamburger helper late night. And usually I don't have hamburger milk or butter. YOLO
Sep 11 2012 8:38PM
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kungfusteeze
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If you don't know... Then you are not worthy.
Sep 12 2012 5:55AM
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razors-chaz
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What in the name of god is hamburger milk? If this seems like a very obvious question, im from the uk, we might have it but by a different name.
Sep 12 2012 6:31AM
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Dragonite.
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Ancient psychaselic tandem war elephant.
Sep 12 2012 7:02AM
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