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I want to join YMR

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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471

I will dedicate my life to YMR

I will be your most dedicated desciple

I will kill for YMR

I will keep it hyphy

I wear gangsta shit

I am a hood nigga

13 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
inb4 YMR tryouts
13 years ago
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
You need to make an audition tape i've heard and post it here
13 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,704
You don't find them, they find you.
13 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
no they disbanded and everyone went their own ways
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Would a video of me vandalizing property, attacking gapers, drinking, and peeing in girls butts suffice? 
13 years ago
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
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One does not seek out YMR.
13 years ago
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TheWeaz
Posts: 803 - Karma: 1,903
well theres an opening since chai tea is now in maine, you should try submitting your video to the facebook page, i heard thats how you try out
13 years ago
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

Ill message you an application, it requires a 12 page essay on the word thug, and the origin of the dildo. Also you should include a short clip of you being thug as well as a topless pic of your mother and or sisters.

YMR we go in...

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13 years ago
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,137
I hear you need to be able to do a loop-de-loop
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471

Considering I live in Virginia will that be a problem.

I will spread the fear and respect for YMR across the globe.

13 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,704
Well here's your first problem, If I'm correct only natural born 100% pure New Englenders can be a part of the beautiful beast that is, YMRlife.

You could try moving to VT, or apply to UVM.
13 years ago
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,556
they're recruiting, not hiring
13 years ago
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TheWeaz
Posts: 803 - Karma: 1,903
i am not actually affiliated with YMR, so suggest posting a pic of you bangin at least a 9 on the facebook page, i heard through the grapevine thats how they judge you, i wasnt accepted cuz i could only get with a solid 7.
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471

Well shit.

If I bring them the head of Shaun White, could I be accepted?

13 years ago
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
your life must suck if you want to be a part of YMR
13 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,704
I think personal insults in the form of Facebook Wall posts to each individual member would be a better course of action. Let them know your committed to this shit and not another half ass wannabe.
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Link me to their page, it shall be done
13 years ago
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
This. I'm not sure who would want to be a hoodrat asshole.
13 years ago
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DrewR.
Posts: 976 - Karma: 5
dont you have anything better to do man?
13 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,704
Not a chance.

https://www.facebook.com/youngmoneyretarded

Shut em down.
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471

Saw their FB page, I am too thug for them

Who should I represent? I already am a Blood and a Krip and a Mormon

13 years ago
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Just because I live two states away doesn't mean I can't make a return to fuck shit up.
13 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
And is your Crescent Crew a side project or what here?
13 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
wacho' self, foo'. false representin' gon' get a ma' fucka' killed....
13 years ago
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
da fuq is YMR?
13 years ago
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TheWeaz
Posts: 803 - Karma: 1,903
you gonna return and do more gypsy tricks?
13 years ago
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
yea, we stole him, we now got dayton.
13 years ago
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
your mother reaks
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471

nig i b from the mean streets of bburg va nig shots go off on the daily

no snow in the south so we ski on rocks n shit

talkin shit in my thread will get a ma'fucka' killed word to god

13 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
bring help.
13 years ago
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
the portal has been opened.
13 years ago
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
I'm gonna break El Perrito's back.
13 years ago
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-Dan
Posts: 7173 - Karma: 53,037
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13 years ago
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
no you definitely dont
13 years ago
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
one does not simply ymr into mordor...
13 years ago
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
Do it man! Bring the hesh back! i need you to rep it for me
13 years ago
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
nolan only lives once
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Ouch. Anything for YMR
13 years ago
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
if you want to be in YMR you cant be in YMR, FUCK THE CLUB UP J.COLE HORRIBLE JOIN THE CAMPAIGN.
13 years ago
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~~~~~~~~
Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
get a doobie dub kink.
13 years ago
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Hood Crew>YMR
Statement.
Cheeeaaaapuuuuu.
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
I don't know what is real any more
13 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37920 - Karma: 127,421
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13 years ago
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

Its Cresent Squad you fuck, th least you could do is look to mke sure you have a good insult. And no we branched off because they got pissed whenever we brought girls over, because we always went anal and they screamed so loud that they would get pissed off.

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Bitch....

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13 years ago
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 832
shut up fag
13 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
Are you fucked how was that an insult? Did it sound like I was making fun of you? Goddamn you're dumb it was a fucking question. Dad must hit you at home since you're so angry all the time. Learn some manners too.
13 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,704
yes this
13 years ago
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

My dad may hit me, but what i have some sad news for you. Your father was unfaithful to your mother and cheated in her with me. In other words...

I FUCKED YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA

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13 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
Cool.
13 years ago
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

necessary?

13 years ago
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