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Summaries

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cope+
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I struggle to write summaries! I know it's stupid because it is a simple task but I can't seem to do it without sounding robotic almost.... I need to write a summary of chapter 1 of "A Visit from the Goon Squad" and just can't seem to put it together.... Help please!! Sorry for fuck ups, I blame mobile
Sep 5 2012 9:27PM
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NotGhood
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ironic thread is ironic

you just summarized your problem with summarizing very nicely.

wat.
Sep 5 2012 9:29PM
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daannnnieel
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turtle squid.



summarized motherfucker.
Sep 5 2012 9:30PM
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panojibber.
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Being an english major, my only advice is... Stop being a pussy and write the damn summary.
Reading the book/chapter usually helps too.
Sep 5 2012 9:53PM
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midwestpowhunter
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summarizing is telling a story to someone who hasnt heard it. you do it all the time. its not hard just restate what you have learned/read to the reader as if they have never heard of it. You may be struggling bc you are not very good at reading. Try taking notes when you read.
Sep 5 2012 9:55PM
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theabortionator
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I remember my first high school assignment.
Sep 5 2012 9:58PM
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Dragonite.
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Read book--->Write Summary--->????--->Profit
Sep 5 2012 10:07PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Sep 5 2012 10:08PM
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Wallisch_pl
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double post, but you forgot

Read book--->Write Summary--->Pee in butt--->????--->Profit
Sep 5 2012 10:09PM
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daannnnieel
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you did that wrong.

>read book
>write summary
>pee in butt
>?????
>Profit.

fixed it.
Sep 5 2012 11:46PM
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Puns
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Summaries; brevity's less witty cousin.
Sep 6 2012 2:31AM
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Wallisch_pl
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nuh uh

>pee in butt
>pee in more butt
>think about what this thread is actually about
>????
>pee in another butt
>profit?
Sep 6 2012 2:43PM
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