Replying to Natalie Portman, in my house!
My friend tiefed a chip display with Natalie Portman on it, and gave it to me for my birthday. Easily the best birthday present EVER! Until Natalie actually is in my house, this is the happiest day of my life.
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Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
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