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Backwards Ski Race

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Mad4Trix
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11
Yo, im thinkin about organizing a backwards ski race this year, what do you guys think. stupid or not?????
Oct 18 2004 5:25PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
Squaw has one every year as part of the Pain McShlonkey open, and I've entered races, put in my time on my first run and then gone switch on the second. Damn that pisses coaches off, especially when you're beating their kids who are wearing spandex and waxing their skis after every run. It might be fun, but it would be cooler to just organize a rail jam in town.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Oct 18 2004 5:28PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
try skiing switch in the woods


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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
Oct 18 2004 6:27PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
try skiing switch in the woods


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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
Oct 18 2004 6:52PM
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kjfreerider
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haha me and y friends always snak the racers on there course and race eachother switch.




dont get it twisted
Oct 18 2004 7:31PM
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Jasmine
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you should just have an all-switch slopestyle or something.



Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
Oct 18 2004 7:50PM
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skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
that would be intense. do it

windells holiday sesh, dec 26-Jan 2

'i ski powder only, not park'
Oct 18 2004 8:07PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
^^^Haha, Kjfreerider, my friend and I poached a course last year after skiing a BC slope which they hadn't marked, so when we came out on the course we reverted and skied the whole thing switch. The thing is that a racer had allready dropped up top and when we crossed the finish line the timer stopped for him. It was a real race with old fat men in spandex too. Boy I got bitched at for that one. Patrol came and I had to hide in the woods then ski down to my car and change so they wouldn't gank my pass.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Oct 18 2004 9:22PM
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Henry
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 41
switch chinese downhill race!!!
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I am Ben Wallace
Oct 18 2004 10:25PM
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Mad4Trix
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11
chinese???
SKI OR DIE!!!!
Oct 18 2004 10:28PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
im down!





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Oct 18 2004 10:28PM
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Mad4Trix
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11
one rule though if it happens. NONE OF THAT FAG SPANDEX RACER SHIT
SKI OR DIE!!!!
Oct 18 2004 10:32PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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dont snake courses, that shit aint cool.
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 18 2004 10:46PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
I would win. I ride backwards faster than alot of people can ski. I can rip up the blacks no prob and hopefully will have switch moguals down soon




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Oct 18 2004 11:45PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
haha you wish you could beat me . Im the god of switch ridin'g switch mogul's no prob switch BC for breakfast bring it on.





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Oct 19 2004 12:11AM
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Mad4Trix
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11
ID PUT YOU ALL TO SHAME!!!!! LOL
SKI OR DIE!!!!
Oct 19 2004 8:17AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i can brag on the internet better than all three of you, PUT TOGETHER.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 19 2004 1:44PM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5977 - Karma: 3,543
ya kyle, that was great fun doing the gs course switch. or you ski switch right beside their course as they are going and race them.
slalom is hard switch. how many gates did you stradle that one time,
Oct 19 2004 2:14PM
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armadaskibum160
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dude do it me and my friends do it everyonce in while but we cant do bc or any of that stuff considering our mountain is blue knob PA
Oct 19 2004 2:22PM
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