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Shitty School Lunch

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boomie
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So today was my first day of school for the year (Senior in highschool) and I was welcomed to lunch with the smallest meal of my highschool career. At our school they limited our lunches to be under 700 calories, which is basically nothing. I run cross country, and definitely not enough for a distance runner, let alone any highschooler. I know this restriction of calories is a state thing in the state of minnesota, but wondering if anyone else has this at their school?
Look's like i'll be bringing my own lunch for the rest of the year...
Sep 4 2012 7:28PM
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Dwarftosser1
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You're a senior and you still eat lunch at school?
Sep 4 2012 7:30PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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this. Do you ride the bus too?
Sep 4 2012 7:32PM
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Wallisch_pl
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i lost for some reason

must suck if your school doesn't allow you to leave school for lunch
Sep 4 2012 7:33PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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hahahaha
Sep 4 2012 7:37PM
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swd
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In my school we aren't allowed to leave for lunch.
Sep 4 2012 7:39PM
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thewhiteprophet
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do you go to elementery or private school?
Sep 4 2012 7:40PM
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roddy116
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lol my school doesnt really give us alot either, but its definantly over 700 calories.
Sep 4 2012 7:41PM
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Peachbutt
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Don't know about calorie-wise, but I got a half slice of pizza today. Got out of school and destroyed 2 big macs.
Sep 4 2012 7:44PM
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boomie
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sames, and no i don't ride the bus haha
Sep 4 2012 7:45PM
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Lick
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Yeah my school has closed campus and the sub sandwich I got today was 3 inches long ( I measured it with my friends penis) definitely not enough for me
Sep 4 2012 7:52PM
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Spinoza
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OP rides the short bus



Sep 4 2012 7:54PM
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.Hugo.
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we couldn't when i was in highschool either. we had a crazy hall monitor who would hide under cars and in dumpsters to catch people trying to leave
Sep 4 2012 8:09PM
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deleted5
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make your own?
Sep 4 2012 8:11PM
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Crispy.
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Because yours wasn't long enough?
Sep 4 2012 8:13PM
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Lick
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Yeah
Sep 4 2012 8:17PM
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profa_212
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That sucks. We have closed campus to freshmen and sophomores. But everybody goes out to lunch anyways. The gaurds don't give a shit as long as you bring them a burger or something back.
Sep 4 2012 8:17PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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we had a closed campus when i was in high school as well. and i definitely bought my lunch at school. who has their mommy pack them a sack lunch anyways? our school was the shit though...we had taco bell, pizza hut, a snack bar, and then the regular government school food.
Sep 4 2012 8:17PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Sep 4 2012 8:18PM
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GuacamoleMane
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the lunches at my school r aight but i snack hard on animal crackers from the snack machines
Sep 4 2012 8:19PM
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DUKES
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lol high school
Sep 4 2012 8:22PM
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Joebin
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Shoulda eatin his dick instead. Probably would have filled you up more too.
Sep 4 2012 8:25PM
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jmasterp
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My high school had a starbucks, KFC, a burger place, a pizza place, and an italian place. It also had a bank, and three normal cafeteria-like places, but they had pizza, soda, chicken burgers, anything you could ever want. I'm being 100 percent serious it was ridiculous, and overwhelming, I brough my lunch, because you would find yourself buying a 14 dollar lunch every day.
Sep 4 2012 8:27PM
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Smuckers
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Yeah last time i ate a school lunch i got a shit ton of food. 2 slices of pizza mac and cheese, ice cream, half a baked chicken, brownies, fries, meatloaf, corn, lard, and some caffine pills. I was the only one who got it, and then i realized why. So I had been railing my lunch lady for a while now. Not a bad fuck 45 with 2 kids, wieghed about 235, so it was nice. We used to fuck like once a week in the freezer so we could use the salami's as dildos. Ok so i realize that her husband is huge and every other guy she flirts with is massive. I assume she wants to fatten me up, it was working im only 4'10'' and i now weigh 276 lbs. But man once i started gaining weight that bitch rode me like a jockey on the Kentucky Derby winner.

Here she is here name is Patricia

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Sep 4 2012 8:32PM
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midget.
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THATS MY WIFE YOU FUCKER!!! IM GONNA FIND YOU
Sep 4 2012 8:35PM
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[hamnuts]
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Our school has awful lunches so I just bring my own food to school.
Sep 4 2012 8:35PM
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WI_Personallty
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you know what. I'm going to be taking the bus even when I'm a senior because gas is too expensive.
Sep 4 2012 8:36PM
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thewhiteprophet
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well,

my school is right next to city hall down town, and I eat whatever the fuck I want for lunch. literally.




yeah y'all jelly.

im out.
Sep 4 2012 9:13PM
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fujarome
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but all the cool kids will laugh at you!


I drove everyday because I had sports everyday. If it wasn't for that, I probably would have taken the bus to save money.

but then again gas was also much cheaper when i was a senior.
Sep 4 2012 9:16PM
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daannnnieel
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My school doesn't give away food unless you're poor, or aboriginal. I have no sympathy for you at all, I fucking wish my school gave me 700 calories a day.
Sep 4 2012 9:29PM
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Miomo
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Everyone buys their lunches here, too...
Sep 4 2012 9:30PM
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llambert
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same
Sep 4 2012 9:32PM
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ForeverYung
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I had French toast sticks for lunch today. Yum
Sep 4 2012 9:57PM
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cubber
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We couldn't leave our school for lunch either, and we were too small to have any other food there except the school food. No bueno
Sep 4 2012 10:01PM
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KillaSteeze
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my school doesnt even provide lunch for us, we bring our own or walk to subway or mcdonalds
Sep 4 2012 10:08PM
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Smuckers
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GOOD LUCK FAT ASS, WERE ON A PLANE TO CANCUN NOW FUCKER
Sep 6 2012 8:20PM
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taylornicky
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The school I attend only allows seniors (that are on track to graduate) to leave campus at lunch, but we only get 30 minutes for lunch anyways so we can't really go anywhere.
Sep 6 2012 8:26PM
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DizzyG
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Not that hard, i can leave but its too fucking expensive to do that every day. Just make a ridiculously  big sandwich. you can squeeze in 800 calories into it pretty easily, or do thisClick for larger image
Sep 6 2012 8:29PM
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Swaggermager
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Yeah I'm a senior in mn as well and we don't have off campus lunch. They took away fries so now I get a huge salad instead. It blows but gets the job done
Sep 6 2012 8:38PM
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whoa-dere
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blowjob
Sep 6 2012 8:42PM
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Wolffy
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This. My school has a subway, quiznos, pizza hut, starbucks and 3 cafeteria style areas where you can get any food you want.
Sep 6 2012 8:42PM
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HamFaceGirl
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OMG LOL
Sep 6 2012 8:44PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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i didn't have shit for lunch today, a whole 0 calories. So you can shut the fuck up. Although this mostly has to do with me being a fucking lazy mans and not making myself one.
Sep 6 2012 8:46PM
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whoa-dere
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I KNOW RIGHT
Sep 6 2012 9:01PM
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Dlud
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Within walking distance of my school, there is a taco bell, mcdonalds, pizza place, Thai food place, smoothie place, subway, Starbucks, bento, and panda express. It is so convenient
Sep 6 2012 9:06PM
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JzD.
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Sep 6 2012 9:07PM
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SSteezle
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PB and J man, nothing better than a squished pb and j
Sep 6 2012 9:10PM
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mode2n
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Just make a freshly made lunch each day, it saves you so much money opposed to going out each day, and is just as good aswell
Sep 6 2012 9:15PM
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GML
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we get red baron pizza o9n Wednesdays its actually pretty good
Sep 6 2012 9:32PM
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steeze-free_lee
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Sep 6 2012 9:40PM
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