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ChiefSkief
Posts: 774 - Karma: 881
So today like any normal day I started with a nice shower. However when i went to wash my balls i got old spice body wash down the tip of my dick. Right now its a red color and is burning like hell!! I cant go piss either cause then it just starts to hurt more. It starting to get more red and swollen. Should I go to the ER or the doctor?? WHAT DO I DO??!?!?!?!?!
Sep 3 2012 1:13PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=soap+in+dick
Sep 3 2012 1:14PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
sounds like you've got some chemickals up there
Sep 3 2012 1:14PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
That has happened to me just pee. It hurts like hell but it helps
Sep 3 2012 1:16PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
rub icy hot on it and the balls
Sep 3 2012 1:16PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
is this your first day with a dick?
Sep 3 2012 1:17PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
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Sep 3 2012 1:33PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
He got one off craigslist.
Sep 3 2012 1:36PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
put bengay on your dick. the soap is a base and bengay is an acid so it will help balance things out.
Sep 3 2012 1:38PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
The only solution is to get laid and let the acidic vaginal organ heal you up ghood. Seeing as you made the 12 year old mistake of trying to get it clean for the "bitches" and getting that shit down your urethra, I assume you are of younger age and wish you luck in your hunt for poon with your rudolph dick.
Sep 3 2012 1:42PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
i think its time to amputate...
Sep 3 2012 1:50PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
quickly before it gets to your rectum.
Sep 3 2012 2:06PM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
just get a black mans semen, and mix it with smuckers in a cauldron. Drink half and pour the other half down your dick hole and your dick will feel great after 48 hours. I always do this after cock fights with my grandpas checkers partner
Sep 3 2012 2:31PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21
Go to Sears buy a shit ton of tampons (you will only need 2 for now, but trust me you are gonna wanna do this more). Take the first tampon call your mom into the room and immediately throw her on the bed and shove it up her ass. It will hurt like hell but she loves you, tear it out and swallow it, that should make you piss for days especially if she didnt wipe. Then take the second and press a rusty nail up through the top, take caramel and pour over both. Then slowly Insert the tampon (rusty nail side first) Through the whole in your penis. Leave it there for a few days and BAM your problem should be solved and you have a new hobby 
Sep 3 2012 2:43PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Holy shit. I think this is the first time in NS history where peeing in someones butt could possibly be the solution to OP's problems.
Sep 3 2012 2:45PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Icy Hot should work just fine.
Sep 3 2012 2:46PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Sig'd
Sep 3 2012 5:28PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
i lost
Sep 3 2012 5:40PM
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little1337
Posts: 8238 - Karma: 47,801
scrub it?
Sep 3 2012 5:45PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Were you trying to jerk off with the soap?
Sep 3 2012 6:45PM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
fuckin pussy, kill yourself
Sep 3 2012 6:47PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
What.
Sep 3 2012 6:47PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
You try way too hard in every goddamn thread, just quit.
Sep 3 2012 6:51PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21
If you feel the need to quote me and comment on my post than my plan has worked hahaha
Sep 6 2012 8:54PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
You were fapping and grabbed body wash instead of lube. Its ok to admit it.
Sep 6 2012 8:55PM
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ChiefSkief
Posts: 774 - Karma: 881
Im at sears what do I do now
Sep 7 2012 3:38AM
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Joonas
Posts: 568 - Karma: 230
have you mutilated your dick in someway? If not, then the foreskin should prevent from that happening.
Sep 7 2012 7:38AM
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