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-When my wife was my girlfriend she swallowed, now she spits...she says I should be happy I still get them... (a guy)
- It's not our fault that we have to release something upon orgasm, but we do. Just like women bleed for 7 days and you still expect us to lick it before we stick it with no complaints, we'd like the same in return! (a dude)
-Semen is also a wonderful industrial strength adhesive when left out in the sun for 10-15 minutes. I think semen and algae are the bio-fuels and alternative food sources of the 21st and 22nd centuries.
-better your mouth than your vagina. Can't give birth through your mouth hole.
(made it to page 12, the other ones are for later :P)