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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
Bang and spend the rest of your life with Kate Upton forever and bang her wherever you want or Ski the best pow and the best park with whatever features and BC you want... GO
Sep 2 2012 6:50PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
skiing comes first. i can always find another girl.
Sep 2 2012 6:51PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
your thread sucks.
Sep 2 2012 6:51PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
these are the worst kind of threads.
Sep 2 2012 6:53PM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
Would you rather have a goose that laid golden eggs, daily, or an elk that shits old Buicks, daily?
Sep 2 2012 6:53PM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
the obvious choice is the skiing but I choose kate, because she is super rich and I could just go skiing wherever the fuck I want anyways.

best of both worlds.
Sep 2 2012 6:53PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Kate. As ^that guy said, she could just pay for wherever I wanted to go.
Sep 2 2012 6:54PM
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
No all you can do with kate is bang and eat... and use the bathroom
Sep 2 2012 6:55PM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
well yeah your thread sucks then
Sep 2 2012 6:59PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
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Sep 2 2012 7:00PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
would your rather be anally fisted or fuck a man?
Sep 2 2012 7:08PM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
How about I choose skiing, then abduct Kate Upton and tie her up in my basement. BOOM.
Sep 2 2012 7:09PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Would you rather drink 1L of your own piss, or eat a bowl of pubic hair?
Sep 2 2012 7:13PM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
probably the piss because then I'll be gnarly like bear grylls
Sep 2 2012 7:15PM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
How big is the bowl?
Sep 2 2012 7:17PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
who's pubic hair is it? and how clean is my piss?
Sep 2 2012 7:19PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
ski with my girlfriend who skis and who likes to bang

that evens out the big titties and supermodel status
Sep 2 2012 7:25PM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
would you rather drink a gallon of another mans semen or kill a family member
Sep 2 2012 7:26PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one. Kate Upton, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Aniston. GO
Sep 2 2012 7:34PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Kill Kate, fuck Jen, marry Mila.
Sep 2 2012 7:45PM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
fuck kate
kill mila
marry jennifer aniston
Sep 2 2012 7:46PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
/implies GF is solid 7
Sep 2 2012 8:28PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
this was my order as well
Sep 2 2012 8:36PM
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DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
fuck mila marry kate kill jennifer
Sep 2 2012 8:40PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
fuck one, marry one, kill one. your mom, your aunt, or your grandmother. GO
Sep 2 2012 8:46PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
piss is completly sterile
Sep 2 2012 8:46PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
Would you rather watch a porno with your grandparents or starring your grandparents?
Sep 2 2012 8:48PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
There's like 3 different options here? I want the one where I bang kate upton whenever I want and ski
Sep 2 2012 8:54PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
That's a pretty good one
Sep 2 2012 9:33PM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
relevant post is relevant
Sep 2 2012 9:47PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
I did not succeed.
Sep 2 2012 9:50PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
instead of banging her, can we sip cocoa in the lodge?






fuck.
Sep 2 2012 9:51PM
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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
The best would you rather i have heard to this day:

Would you rather spend 3 years of your life, (holding everything off) at a YMCA camp(as a camper). or would you rather, spend a week at Aushwitz (no death or long term injuries, there may be some short term injuries)?
Sep 2 2012 11:42PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Yes, Because making a thread about Tobacco is much better you dumbass
Sep 3 2012 12:08AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
anally fisted...easy, next one
Sep 3 2012 12:10AM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
How bout smoke a bowl of pubic hair and use the piss as bong water...easy choice best of both worlds!
Sep 3 2012 12:27AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
oh, how original.
Sep 3 2012 12:35AM
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so_gangk
Posts: 530 - Karma: 94
this is a terrible pointless thread but i will play your game

i would choose the skiing it will provide more joy, a girl like that is just claims
Sep 3 2012 2:44AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
What the fuck kind of question is that haha are you sick








I'd never drink a gallon of another mans semen
Sep 3 2012 2:48AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

it sounds funny when you say it fast....
Sep 3 2012 2:54AM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
Are these solid gold eggs? If they are I can just buy all the Buicks I want after I sell them.
Sep 3 2012 3:02AM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 3,796
It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!!!! And I wouldn't be able to handle Aushwittz
Sep 3 2012 9:39AM
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little1337
Posts: 8239 - Karma: 47,810
sign me up for a fisting
Sep 3 2012 9:45AM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Would you Rather: Never go skiing again, or never touch a person of the opposite sex again.
Sep 3 2012 9:59AM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
^^^ never touch a person of opposite sex again. Skiing is all mighty and should never be chosen against.
Sep 3 2012 11:57AM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
kill jen, fuck kate and marry mila
Sep 3 2012 1:11PM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
never skiing again would be the safe way to go because you can't get injured(easily) and there is no off season for bitches.

but you would have more fun skiing. and you can still get blowies from shemales because they're not opposite sex, they're just the whole package.
Sep 3 2012 1:18PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
Would you rather have penis sized nipples or a nipple sized penis? GO!
Sep 3 2012 2:19PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
would you rather have ropes for arms, and you have to sling them around to grab stuff, or bagels for hands?
Sep 3 2012 2:24PM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
they are not solid, but still golden eggs. And the elk shitting old buicks would be more for entertainment. Can you imaging how awesome it would be to see an elk explosively projectile an old beater Buick out of its ass?
Sep 3 2012 2:25PM
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