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ATTN : all CU freshman

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tacobellslayer
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Baker basement bros are holding it down harder than any other hall on campus. 4 ambulances, 5 arrests in the first weekend and many ladies slain on a daily basis. Goml

That is all
Sep 2 2012 2:57AM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,365
cool man
Sep 2 2012 10:58AM
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HappyTreez
Posts: 311 - Karma: 401
baker always holds it down hard.  when i was in baker in 06 there was pretty much a constant campus police presence by 2nd semester.
that being said i dont think we had 4 ambulances in a week ever...that just makes it seems like its full of 18 yr old retards that dont know how to drink yet.
1st one to get laid in the elevator, 2nd floor classrooms, on 3rd floor roof, and make a drop in down the stairs of the NE wing for the urban df outside wins!

Sep 2 2012 12:54PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8864 - Karma: 31,612
people like you make boulder suck
Sep 2 2012 4:05PM
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Nick_P
Posts: 321 - Karma: 89
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Sep 4 2012 8:14PM
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JSiegel
Posts: 493 - Karma: 151
ha classic freshman drinking too much and being idiots. You kids need to relax.
I'm actually a freshie though Cheyho basement, 007. First to have sex in the shower, claim/
Sep 4 2012 8:54PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3548 - Karma: 797
CU graduate here, but Im proud to say ive had sex in the Hellems bathroom, in the stall where the doors are 3 feet tall and anyone who takes a dump in their has a full frontal view of anyone else in the bathroom.

I got a couple other outdoor spots on campus that are pretty funny too.
Sep 4 2012 10:10PM
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JSiegel
Posts: 493 - Karma: 151
please pass these secret spots onto a fellow skier
Sep 4 2012 11:18PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
im jealous. i have a friend whos in the baker basement and its hella fun. willard kinda sucks though...
Sep 5 2012 12:55AM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
Holdin it down in the Crosman basement where it's all engineering guys that play WOW all day and read 24/7. Gotta love it... :(
Sep 5 2012 2:06AM
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MCNUGGETS
Posts: 699 - Karma: 85
Chey-Ho Bitchezz
Sep 5 2012 10:29AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
oh hey blake. but you still are with people from willard a lot
Sep 5 2012 3:32PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
typical cu freshmen, proud of being degenerate shitheads.
Sep 5 2012 7:14PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3548 - Karma: 797
there not secret, just funny incidents looking back now. Like behind coors events center by the outdoor bball hoops at like 4am, and some guy decided to go on a jog at that time and ran by us without looking down or saying anything to us.
Sep 5 2012 8:12PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
hehe, not really remembering making this.. not too proud of those any more either, must have been after a night on the hill...
The police are gooooood friends with us at baker now, so the rest of campus can probably be a little more chill now..
Also if anyone is reading this on here, youre cool enough to check out the baker basement. room 76 give a knock
Sep 6 2012 2:24PM
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MCNUGGETS
Posts: 699 - Karma: 85
I saw your ass at 5 guys yesterday
Sep 6 2012 4:56PM
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*geezer*
Posts: 645 - Karma: 301
It's good to hear you weren't wholeheartedly serious about such a douchey bro claim. CU has enough of those already.
Sep 6 2012 8:50PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8864 - Karma: 31,612
the apology makes it worst almost.

"oh, sorry bro, i was SOO drunk i don't even remember"
Sep 6 2012 9:29PM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
haha boulder
Sep 7 2012 12:31PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,198
hey i saw you too
Sep 7 2012 10:33PM
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49566738265
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This
Sep 7 2012 11:33PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Farrand is the shit yo! we go fucking hard
Sep 15 2012 3:02AM
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MCNUGGETS
Posts: 699 - Karma: 85
Are you in the balcony room by chance?
Sep 15 2012 2:32PM
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Blake.P
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ahahaahahaha chris piascentini is one of my good friends
Sep 18 2012 8:55PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
on my floor.

cool site tho
Sep 19 2012 1:04PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
Willard 3rd floor south side is where its at
Sep 27 2012 4:00PM
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Waldo-
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Haha dorms...
Oct 2 2012 1:12PM
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MADDECENT
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Hi I live In hallett and drink alcohols without dying after
Oct 2 2012 3:15PM
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MADDECENT
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PM me if you wanna smoke a spliff...always lookin for skiers to kick it with up here
Oct 2 2012 3:19PM
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katrina
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i will PM you so we can talk about purity rings and staying pure for god
Oct 2 2012 7:33PM
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MADDECENT
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Haha yeah, that's the reference... Hit me up for deep conversation. Wink
Oct 2 2012 8:48PM
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abagofit
Posts: 12 - Karma: 28
I was in baker basement two years ago, but my RA sucked balls and no one could have any fun
Oct 3 2012 11:45AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
Hallett is fun stuff, lived there last year
Oct 6 2012 2:16PM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
For all you Hallet heads - if you jump up and punch the top of the elevator at night it should take you down to the basement.

Or at least it did back in the day.
Oct 6 2012 5:59PM
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JSiegel
Posts: 493 - Karma: 151
Cheyho got retarded last night. Pretty much like 10 kids tripping on acid & mushrooms, getting naked & calling their parents, diabetics almost dying, god damn. kids need to relax, its just college go meet some girls or something
Oct 7 2012 3:26PM
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ThunderousFilms
Posts: 674 - Karma: 2,317
haha now thats a party. I live off campus near da grave yard if yall need a place to chill n bless eva.
Oct 7 2012 3:48PM
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teleRADo
Posts: 357 - Karma: 36
got laid in the middle of farrand last year /claim
Oct 8 2012 12:53AM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,198
jason want to come to the suburbs? we can play shuffleboard and walk cats on leashes
Oct 8 2012 1:11AM
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CassiusClay
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A night on the fucking hill! And I felt like I belonged there! Then I realized people who can drink are at the bars.

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We're chill with the police.

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Then we realize... we're still freshmen.
Oct 24 2012 11:05PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
I know one of you is the kid i saw in front of the C4C today with a blue hoodie red ribbing below the knees.

Admit
Oct 25 2012 7:48PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
well fucking done.
i dont even want to poo in these ever fucking mini doors.
although i think i would fuck in it if given the chance.

also op. read this in 6-9 months (more realistically 2-3 years) and you will soon realize how fucking stupid you were.
Nov 2 2012 1:40AM
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