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What does my cat think?

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Sleepercell
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Today I picked up my cat and stuffed him into my pillowcase. He doesn't mind me doing this for some odd reason. I then got my water pipe, and put my packed bowl piece into the ash catcher and started roosting bowls and blowing the smoke into the pillowcase. By the end of the bowl smoke was dense inside where my cat was so I knew he had a nice oven bake going on in there. He then looked up at me, meowed. I let him out and he started purring away as he sat on my lap. Latter I gave him some chicken left overs as a snack and he was happy as hell.

I was thinking what is going through my cats mind when he sees a large being stuff him into a pillow case, who then sucks smoke out of a water pipe and blows the exhaust into the container that he is in? What would you think if an alien being abducted you and treated you like a pet and did this exact same action to you?
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,701
What was probably going on in his feeble cat mind

Plz dont eat me plz dont eat me
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Jamestown
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Probably some weird role reversal shit involving the Cheshire Cat.

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FuckAllOfYou
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Chubz.
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probably this..
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MittensFoDayze
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What's going on! What's go.... woah man that's some good shit.
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KillaSteeze
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hahahhahaha i just laughed so hard
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Phil-X-
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Dude dont be putting your cat in the bag. Get animals high on their own free will, if it doesnt run away then let it chill but if it runs away it doesnt wanna have smoke blown on it.


Cats out of the bag bro.
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EricaMN.
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This.

Do you want scientist cat or derp cat?
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Ac31stuff
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So.Much.Win
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proZach
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SterlingArcher
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AWESOME! hahahah oh my god why hasnt this been done before!?
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E__
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Hahahaha classic.
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DGski
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ever heard of catnip..
should probably just stick to that
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Aiden-P
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hahahhahha
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cwphoto
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pics of stoned cat are needed
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Joebin
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One of my good friends finds cool bugs puts them in a jar and gets them baked all the time. He puts two hole in the lid of a mason jar and blows in one after smoking out of his 'water pipe' (lol). The bugs start to flip a shit after a few puffs. This one time he had a leaf bug that would jump up and flip itself upside down so its legs would stick to the top of the jar, then it would do the same thing on the way down. Did that for a couple minutes and then didnt move for the rest of the night.
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Panda_with_Guns
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Watch, next time your cat is gonna suffocate
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1
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Your cat thinks its stoned, and on pluto. Stop stuffing him in the pillow case. If he wants to be stoned he will come to you don't force him to be high; you are probably overwhelming him by getting him too stoned.
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SlimDunkin.
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My dog at a half of my cubenzie boomers and now he just kinda sits there, I think it's retarded...
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crab_pretzel
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WHO ARE YOU AND WHY HAS IT TAKE YOU OVER 10 YEARS TO MAKE ONE POST???
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E__
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Lol.
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DizzyG
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Holy shit, who the fuck is that?
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coolflash8
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be my friend!
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DOSE.
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this right here is the only good part of this thread. who the fuck are you? tell us your story.
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coolflash8
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Parks.
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I'm going with this
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mnfreeskier
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i do not enjoy this image.

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Yardie
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Mr.Bishop
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Me neither. Ban.
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edai
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Was it of a dog?
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Carl~Sagan
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i got my shih tzu really high one time and he didnt seem to like it. he was visiting me at college so he was in an unfamiliar place, and there was loud music playing, and it was only a tile floor which always made his bones ache because he was old. he just kept walking around in circles looking frightened until then i took him back to my room to have a cuddle-sesh on my beanbag chair and he seemed much happier.
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Skibumsmith
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I could care less about a stoned cat. This is disturbing.
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Yardie
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justice
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cwphoto
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what was it?
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bangarangmules
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LOL.

At first I thought maybe Ice-is-scary finally broke his negative post count, and changed his name for the occasion.
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katie.
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Someone forgot about newschoolers for 11 years....
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profa_212
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What I am wondering is how on earth you remembered your password for 11ish years? Wtf!
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ONTerriible
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Greatest lurker in the history of NS.
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CheddarJack
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seems to be the case
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Yardie
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it was a cat covered in duct tape from the neck down. the legs were taped together n shit it was fucked
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Carl~Sagan
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hahaha i was about to post that picture because i posted it in another thread earlier
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cwphoto
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ooh i saw that in another thread. poor kitty
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1
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I'm going to be very blunt with you guys.... I hijacked this account and am going to fly it into the white house. Its got 10+ years behind it so who knows what in the fuck will happen on impact.
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KillaSteeze
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hasnt been on NS for 11 years, 9/11's 11th year anniversary is in 8 days.... shits goin down
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E__
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Oh dear God, he's made a massive virus that attacks all of Newschoolers.
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Big_Spence
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TACO-DOG.exe
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SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
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Skittle.
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id be stoked if aliens smoked me out!
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whipple
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i lost big time
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