Member of the Month

partyandBS
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

What does my cat think?

profile picture
Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
Today I picked up my cat and stuffed him into my pillowcase. He doesn't mind me doing this for some odd reason. I then got my water pipe, and put my packed bowl piece into the ash catcher and started roosting bowls and blowing the smoke into the pillowcase. By the end of the bowl smoke was dense inside where my cat was so I knew he had a nice oven bake going on in there. He then looked up at me, meowed. I let him out and he started purring away as he sat on my lap. Latter I gave him some chicken left overs as a snack and he was happy as hell.

I was thinking what is going through my cats mind when he sees a large being stuff him into a pillow case, who then sucks smoke out of a water pipe and blows the exhaust into the container that he is in? What would you think if an alien being abducted you and treated you like a pet and did this exact same action to you?
Aug 31 2012 10:20PM
0 0
profile picture
edai
Posts: 4991 - Karma: 4,680
What was probably going on in his feeble cat mind

Plz dont eat me plz dont eat me
Aug 31 2012 10:25PM
0 0
profile picture
Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Probably some weird role reversal shit involving the Cheshire Cat.

Aug 31 2012 10:25PM
0 0
profile picture
FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Click for larger image
Aug 31 2012 10:25PM
0 0
profile picture
Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,664
probably this..
Click for larger image
Aug 31 2012 10:26PM
0 0
profile picture
MittensFoDayze
Posts: 250 - Karma: 16
What's going on! What's go.... woah man that's some good shit.
Aug 31 2012 10:27PM
0 0
profile picture
KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
hahahhahaha i just laughed so hard
Aug 31 2012 10:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Dude dont be putting your cat in the bag. Get animals high on their own free will, if it doesnt run away then let it chill but if it runs away it doesnt wanna have smoke blown on it.


Cats out of the bag bro.
Aug 31 2012 10:28PM
0 0
profile picture
EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
This.

Do you want scientist cat or derp cat?
Aug 31 2012 10:28PM
0 0
profile picture
Ac31stuff
Posts: 557 - Karma: 10
So.Much.Win
Aug 31 2012 10:31PM
0 0
profile picture
proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
Click for larger image
Aug 31 2012 10:41PM
0 0
profile picture
SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
AWESOME! hahahah oh my god why hasnt this been done before!?
Aug 31 2012 11:41PM
0 0
profile picture
E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Hahahaha classic.
Aug 31 2012 11:46PM
0 0
profile picture
DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
ever heard of catnip..
should probably just stick to that
Aug 31 2012 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38
hahahhahha
Aug 31 2012 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
pics of stoned cat are needed
Sep 1 2012 1:16AM
0 0
profile picture
Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
One of my good friends finds cool bugs puts them in a jar and gets them baked all the time. He puts two hole in the lid of a mason jar and blows in one after smoking out of his 'water pipe' (lol). The bugs start to flip a shit after a few puffs. This one time he had a leaf bug that would jump up and flip itself upside down so its legs would stick to the top of the jar, then it would do the same thing on the way down. Did that for a couple minutes and then didnt move for the rest of the night.
Sep 1 2012 1:35AM
0 0
profile picture
Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
Watch, next time your cat is gonna suffocate
Sep 1 2012 1:39AM
0 0
profile picture
1
Posts: 21 - Karma: 9
Your cat thinks its stoned, and on pluto. Stop stuffing him in the pillow case. If he wants to be stoned he will come to you don't force him to be high; you are probably overwhelming him by getting him too stoned.
Sep 3 2012 7:47PM
0 0
profile picture
SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
My dog at a half of my cubenzie boomers and now he just kinda sits there, I think it's retarded...
Sep 3 2012 7:55PM
0 0
profile picture
crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY HAS IT TAKE YOU OVER 10 YEARS TO MAKE ONE POST???
Sep 3 2012 8:10PM
0 0
profile picture
E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Lol.
Sep 3 2012 8:12PM
0 0
profile picture
DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
Holy shit, who the fuck is that?
Sep 3 2012 8:19PM
0 0
profile picture
coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
be my friend!
Sep 3 2012 8:39PM
0 0
profile picture
DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
this right here is the only good part of this thread. who the fuck are you? tell us your story.
Sep 3 2012 8:42PM
0 0
profile picture
coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
'
Sep 3 2012 9:12PM
0 0
profile picture
Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
I'm going with this
Sep 3 2012 9:16PM
0 0
profile picture
mnfreeskier
Posts: 939 - Karma: 69

i do not enjoy this image.

Sep 3 2012 9:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
Click for larger image
Sep 3 2012 9:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Me neither. Ban.
Sep 3 2012 9:38PM
0 0
profile picture
edai
Posts: 4991 - Karma: 4,680
Was it of a dog?
Sep 3 2012 9:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Carl~Sagan
Posts: 135 - Karma: 15
i got my shih tzu really high one time and he didnt seem to like it. he was visiting me at college so he was in an unfamiliar place, and there was loud music playing, and it was only a tile floor which always made his bones ache because he was old. he just kept walking around in circles looking frightened until then i took him back to my room to have a cuddle-sesh on my beanbag chair and he seemed much happier.
Sep 3 2012 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
Skibumsmith
Posts: 5433 - Karma: 11,844
I could care less about a stoned cat. This is disturbing.
Sep 3 2012 9:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
justice
Sep 3 2012 9:50PM
0 0
profile picture
cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
what was it?
Sep 3 2012 10:06PM
0 0
profile picture
bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
LOL.

At first I thought maybe Ice-is-scary finally broke his negative post count, and changed his name for the occasion.
Sep 3 2012 10:41PM
0 0
profile picture
katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Someone forgot about newschoolers for 11 years....
Sep 3 2012 10:53PM
0 0
profile picture
profa_212
Posts: 8970 - Karma: 36,795
What I am wondering is how on earth you remembered your password for 11ish years? Wtf!
Sep 3 2012 11:00PM
0 0
profile picture
ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
Greatest lurker in the history of NS.
Sep 3 2012 11:23PM
0 0
profile picture
CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
seems to be the case
Sep 3 2012 11:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
it was a cat covered in duct tape from the neck down. the legs were taped together n shit it was fucked
Sep 4 2012 12:02AM
0 0
profile picture
Carl~Sagan
Posts: 135 - Karma: 15
hahaha i was about to post that picture because i posted it in another thread earlier
Sep 4 2012 12:07AM
0 0
profile picture
cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
ooh i saw that in another thread. poor kitty
Sep 4 2012 12:09AM
0 0
profile picture
1
Posts: 21 - Karma: 9
I'm going to be very blunt with you guys.... I hijacked this account and am going to fly it into the white house. Its got 10+ years behind it so who knows what in the fuck will happen on impact.
Sep 4 2012 12:40AM
0 0
profile picture
KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
hasnt been on NS for 11 years, 9/11's 11th year anniversary is in 8 days.... shits goin down
Sep 4 2012 12:52AM
0 0
profile picture
E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Oh dear God, he's made a massive virus that attacks all of Newschoolers.
Sep 4 2012 1:00AM
0 0
profile picture
Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Click for larger image
Sep 4 2012 1:18AM
0 0
profile picture
TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
Sep 4 2012 1:20AM
0 0
profile picture
Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
id be stoked if aliens smoked me out!
Sep 4 2012 1:23AM
0 0
profile picture
whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
Click for larger image


i lost big time
Sep 4 2012 2:40AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)