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What should i do ns?

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KJacks
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So I was at the local pool about a month ago with my gopro with a few friends, when one of the guys we were there with decided it would be a good idea to throw it from the 5M onto the pavement below, the case broke and the gopro fell into the water. This guy promised to buy me a new one, but has avoided me and it is obvious that he will not. So ns i ask you what i should do to solve my problem.
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haiggk2
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take that shit to judge judy man! she'll give you mean and swift justice
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Phil-X-
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/claim
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Chundr
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bjobe
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cook his family into chili and make him eat it.
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FuckAllOfYou
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be very patient and deliberate then surprisingly cut his throat with a box cutter. proceed to let him bleed out in front of you
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jimmydar
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this works too
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Do you have enough acid to melt him and a barrel to put his dissolved body in?
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Aiden-P
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profit

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FuckAllOfYou
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emphasis on the barrel. no bathtubs.
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KJacks
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so shove said body into barrel wait to dissolve dump in river?
Profit?
Still down a gopro however so steal his BMW in the process, and take his milf to pound town
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RileyZap
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Cast a spell on him.
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*asap*
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problem solved
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Dr.Gonzo
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beat him up with a bunch of friends and make him suck your dick, jewish summer camp style.
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KJacks
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update, so i approached his mother and talked to her about it, she is just about as dumb as he is, they are both unwilling to pay, deciding on whether to take to small claims, or to just pour sugar into the kids brand new 320i?
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E-Nix
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Why is this thread still going on? He answered it perfectly..
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Wallisch_pl
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Pull some McGuyver shit

-Make him eat dog shit
-beat the shit out of him
-steal shit from him
-make him buy you another gopro with all other accessories
-bang his mom (don't call her back)
-send him video of you banging his mom

THEN THE LAST AND BEST STEP

-kill his parents, make them into chilly and get him to eat it....

THEN

-light his dick on fire and stomp on it to put it out
-curve stomp him (don't kill him though)
-put bomb on him and set it for 24 hours, and if he doesn't get you 5 million dollars CASH MONEY
you let him get blown up

if he's still alive...

Light his house on fire, put gas all around a circle around him and make him have 5th degree burns peel his skin off, put alcohol on his burnt skin, take fish hooks and put them on his dick, break his nose reapetely untill it falls off,

put him on a chair, put legs up on other chair, sit on knees untill they snap then put a gun up to his head and say.'you're not worth it...oh wait yes you are CHA CHA BAM.

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Tex.
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this

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Davy.Crockett
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or just fuck the bowl of chili, then give it to him
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TACO-DOG.exe
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sugar doesn't do anything. if you really want to fuck with it pour some water in the gas tank. that actually fucks up the engine beyond repair.
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Wallisch_pl
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my post was better

it's above this guys

his name is tex

his post was a video

thanks
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gengar.
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and then put water in the beamer
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Dragonite.
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Clearly the only option is to put chemikals in his family's rectum via injection with a rusty, HIV infected needle.
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Wallisch_pl
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someone read this it took me forever to think of

SCROLL BOMB

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GO!



complete.
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E__
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You're so fucking needy, you tried too hard, and quite frankly you're annoying as fuck. Stop.
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KJacks
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Yardie
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t-rent
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force feed him rocky mountain oysters
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Flacko
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BMW = brake my wallet. that being said they are still the sickest cars out there
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roddy116
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i heard fapping makes all your problems go away.
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Miomo
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Fuck with his BMW AND go to small claims court. Just have your friend mess with his BMW so if they counter-sue you can say that you didn't do it and still be telling the truth.
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Wallisch_pl
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You post a thread asking for advice

Answer your own question

And keep bumping the thread
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all you're going to do is take it to small claims, and you probably won't even do that, quit posting and actually do something
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FuckAllOfYou
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just stop
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Wallisch_pl
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you are stupid, OP is stupid...
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slenderman
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P3RPL3N1NJ4
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Yes!
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