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Da faq is this thing on the bottom of the ocean?

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klayer_9
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So i saw this in the news a while ago^


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then saw this in an article recently^

some people claim its a Glacial Deposit, but it looks really strange.

Theories anyone?
Aug 31 2012 3:38AM
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E__
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Aug 31 2012 3:39AM
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Pikachu.
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Atlantis
Aug 31 2012 3:39AM
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mowglii
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Aug 31 2012 3:40AM
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KillaSteeze
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how big is it?
Aug 31 2012 3:43AM
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HermioneGranger
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Aug 31 2012 3:44AM
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SeanTom
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yes
Aug 31 2012 3:57AM
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*Fujative*
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The Millennium Falcon.
Aug 31 2012 4:38AM
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I_Am_Mod
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reminds me of those chinese workers that found a strange 'mushroom' in a water well and kept it 'alive' in a bucket of water so scientists could investigate it, then it turned out to be a dildo :P
Aug 31 2012 5:56AM
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MothaHucker
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Da fuq
Aug 31 2012 6:02AM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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This, the thing is obviously a dildo.
Aug 31 2012 6:43AM
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.AR6rider.
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Aug 31 2012 6:48AM
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I_Am_Mod
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qfe.
Aug 31 2012 6:51AM
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E__
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Aug 31 2012 7:08AM
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Joonas
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http://www.expressen.se/tv/nyheter/inrikes/exklusiva-bilder-fran-mysteriet-i-ostersjon/

I have no idea of what they are talking but this is a video of it
Aug 31 2012 7:28AM
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Corin
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They're basically saying that they have no clue what so ever of what it could be. They say that the stones are black and are "coaled" (förkolnad, no idea if the english word is right). Also they found a few of these circles, and one of the stones had a 25 cm hole right through it.
Aug 31 2012 7:47AM
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roddy116
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its the button to atlantis someone should push it.
Aug 31 2012 7:57AM
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little1337
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oh my god yes
Aug 31 2012 8:29AM
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Mag
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That is the greatest story I've ever heard.
Aug 31 2012 9:03AM
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DidrikSterud
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omfg i lost it
Aug 31 2012 9:20AM
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Huck_Norris
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Clearly the butt plug of an ancient Greek God.  I hope those divers washed their hands afterwards! 
Aug 31 2012 9:22AM
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KravtZ
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it has to be some sort of ancient city or alien related thing. It literally makes no other sense unless for whatever reason it is just a rock
Aug 31 2012 9:39AM
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H8CH
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This.
Aug 31 2012 9:47AM
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SSteezle
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hahaha holy shit that's funny, had to read it twice to make sure I read it right
Aug 31 2012 9:50AM
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Petey.
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Pocket pussy, actually

Aug 31 2012 10:05AM
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no_steeze
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is that double sided with a butthole too?

damn what a find
Aug 31 2012 10:24AM
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beezey
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Oh mah god I knew what the pussy was in like seconds. I was laughing soooo fucking hard
Aug 31 2012 11:15AM
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BlakeG
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Aug 31 2012 11:35AM
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Petey.
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yea but how'd it get buried that deep? secrets..
Aug 31 2012 12:40PM
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bangarangmules
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Atlantis was on some next level shit I guess.
Aug 31 2012 12:43PM
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a-burr
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definetly aliens

Aug 31 2012 1:45PM
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Mr.Panda
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This.
Aug 31 2012 1:46PM
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beezey
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Old ocean drill test site?
Aug 31 2012 1:48PM
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I_Am_Mod
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quite clearly it's an ancient stargate dialing device ...
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Aug 31 2012 2:01PM
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JORMUNGAND
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the pictures make it hard to tell how big it is..
Aug 31 2012 2:15PM
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klayer_9
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Expedition leader Peter Lindberg notes that the mystery object is 60 meters across. Lines in the ocean floor next to it almost look like a skidded landing area.
Aug 31 2012 3:17PM
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klayer_9
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This gives a little more background on the guys who found it

Aug 31 2012 3:24PM
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VD.
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Well Obviously it's ...

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Aug 31 2012 3:25PM
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JAHpow
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Well sorry for ruining your dreams of it being the millennium falcon but....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2172503/Sonar-scans-UFO-Baltic-sea-actually-secret-Nazi-super-weapon-lost-World-War-II.html
Aug 31 2012 10:44PM
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Aiden-P
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aliens seems to be a common occurance.

Aug 31 2012 10:54PM
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Dragonite.
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This.
Aug 31 2012 11:11PM
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SamMcChesney
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makes you wonder....
Aug 31 2012 11:19PM
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Lucas
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did she say dick shaped @1:11 ?
Sep 1 2012 12:17AM
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K-Dot.
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inb4 illuminati
Sep 1 2012 2:05AM
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Wallisch_pl
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on a scale of 1-to my penis it is my penis

Sep 1 2012 2:07AM
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Wallisch_pl
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on a scale of 1-to my penis it is my penis

Sep 1 2012 2:07AM
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Flacko
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an old freezer pizza
Sep 1 2012 2:21AM
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I_Am_Mod
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if i measure the weight of my balls on the kitchen scale that goes from 0-5kg (0-10lbs) it will say 5kg (10lbs), this however does not mean my balls weigh that much .... in fact they weigh a lot more and it's just the scales that are too small .... in other words, your penis, it is tiny !

;)
Sep 1 2012 3:24AM
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Wallisch_pl
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I HAVE A 10 IN PENIS ERECT

and you have some big balls my friend
Sep 1 2012 11:37AM
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k-rob
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in my experience, if you spend any time around water you will probably find weird looking stuff in it that is damn near impossible to discern what it is, but chances are it's just trash. i saw what looked like a rubber toilet floating down the river two weeks ago.
Sep 1 2012 2:34PM
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