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kvan
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So I live next to a pipeline and these toolbag kids just went 4wheeling down there.... Any ideas to any pranks I could pull on them? Maybe a massive pointy rock in the grass? Give me some ideas!
Aug 30 2012 7:48PM
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penguin_steeze
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how bout don't be an asshole and leave them alone
Aug 30 2012 7:48PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Confused as to how this make them toolbags.
Aug 30 2012 7:51PM
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Aidan-G
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Poop in their gastanks
Aug 30 2012 7:52PM
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kvan
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If you knew them you would know exactly what I'm talking about...
Aug 30 2012 7:52PM
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pmw
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OP is jealous he doesnt have fourwheelers or friends
Aug 30 2012 7:53PM
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E__
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Buy a rocket launcher and sit in the grass waiting for them, when they come buy simply shoot it at them, and then move on to everyone one of their houses and burn them down with the family inside. And then just for fun go destroy the town.
Aug 30 2012 7:54PM
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Aidan-G
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and then poop in their gas tanks
Aug 30 2012 7:55PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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yeah yeah white trash blah blah. At this place I mtb occasionally there's a section where these kids from a trailer trash park nearby throw huge rocks and sticks at riders for no reason. That's a reason to retaliate, not just because some dumb kids ride 4wheelers.
Aug 30 2012 7:56PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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what exactly have they done to you?
Aug 30 2012 7:59PM
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Aidan-G
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They probably pooped in his gas tank
Aug 30 2012 8:00PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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this will piss them off. take fishing wire and tie it to 2 cans. lightly duck tape the cans to trees or objects on the other side of the trail so the fishing wire hangs over the trail. make it tall enough so that they run into it and it gets caught on the handlebars area and if ur lucky it will go up and slit their throats. when they run through it u want the cans to fall off the trees, this leads to more entanglement. and fill the cans with rocks
Aug 30 2012 8:00PM
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E__
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They aren't biking....
Aug 30 2012 8:01PM
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kvan
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We're talking about trucks with american flags on back windows and amsoil stickers here....
Aug 30 2012 8:02PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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so what? they're confederate dirtbags, I assume. but are they causing harm? idk i'm just trying to avoid you being shot

inb4 shot
Aug 30 2012 8:03PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Pee all over them as the ride by
Aug 30 2012 8:05PM
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NotGhood
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this is the only legit answer.
Aug 30 2012 9:10PM
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thenightman
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So what your saying is some kids who love America and are doing nothing wrong deserve to be retaliated against? If they have french flags however, you should poop in their gas tanks.
Aug 30 2012 9:15PM
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SamtheEagle
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SWIM suggests water balloons? paintball gun? homemade spike strip to pop their tires? Remember some of these are illegal and should not be seriously considered ;)
Aug 30 2012 10:45PM
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NickelPennyDime
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bang their mothers
Aug 30 2012 11:34PM
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kungfusteeze
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I like your dedication to gas tank fecalization.
Aug 30 2012 11:55PM
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fupaface
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yeah that seems like a real good idea.....You fucking idiot?
Aug 31 2012 12:21AM
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