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Iran doubles centifuegs

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roor
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I am a representitive for obama, since he is clueless unqualified and a piece of shit. I need your input Iran has doubled it centifuegs totaling more than 2000. They are located under a moutain simliar to our cheyenne moutain. The centifuegs can no longer be distroyed by air. Sounds like they are now mass producing 90% weapons grade u 235 aka enriched uraium. 1. How would you combat iran now aka cyber war economic, ground, air nothing? 2. If iran nuc isreal how would you respond? What if russia got involved?
Aug 30 2012 1:19PM
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shane.t
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Aug 30 2012 1:32PM
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Phil-X-
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No one (country) will dare use a nuke against us. We can out nuke anyone, besides maybe russia. HOWEVER. If al queda or another terrorist organization got their hands on one, I believe they would use it as quickly as they could
Aug 30 2012 1:35PM
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RJ_Res
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Looks like someone's having some trouble with their homework.
Aug 30 2012 1:37PM
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geteducated
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russia wouldn't have a leg to stand on if the iran nuked israel. do you think they would support that?

iran is just posturing, despite their religous beliefs, any person in power is apt to preserve it. acting tough against the west gets them votes. if they were left to meddle in their own affairs, domestic issues would become the head line in iran and people would begin to focus on the shortcomings of the gov't.
Aug 30 2012 1:42PM
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2_fadez
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Iran knows that if they launch a single nuke at us, then we will eliminate their entire country. Literally, kill every single person in their small medial country.
For the amount of nukes we have, and the nuclear subs hidden all over the ocean, we would still only need to launch 4 or 5 to flatten everything in their country.
Aug 30 2012 1:46PM
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howlongcanausern
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if Pakistan can have nukes, why can't Iran?
Aug 30 2012 1:55PM
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Spinoza
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What do you call a one legged lady?
Aug 30 2012 1:58PM
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theabortionator
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Let's go to war with them forever. That always works.


Aug 30 2012 1:59PM
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Phil-X-
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IREENNNN
Aug 30 2012 2:00PM
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roor
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First of all im not saying russia. Would get involved. Im saying what if the worse case senario happened. Iran is not like any country youve been in. Imgaine if i killed your son banged your mother like a hammer destroyed your home took your land took all your money i distroyed your culture and made it immposible to visit most of your holy sites. People are starving and dying in the streets and all iran has to do to stop it is let inspectors see there nuc facilities. Now the gov is made up of ghadists who if you were to wave at them with the wrong hand they would kill you.
Aug 30 2012 2:01PM
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Spinoza
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You jumped too far ahead! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the lake?
Aug 30 2012 2:02PM
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grown-ninja
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so...

eh its been a while since we started a war-seems like a perfect reason to start a new one up
Aug 30 2012 2:06PM
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mcnamarskiez
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because you have been there right? you are stupid, i don't know how you fucked up words like "scenario" or "destroyed"...... "impossible" only has one m there in there too bud. no one will take you seriously so shut the fuck up you uninformed douche
Aug 30 2012 2:15PM
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razors-chaz
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Because it is generally accepted by the most powerful nations of the world (probably UN) that they can be trusted to use them responsibly (i.e. not attack america) whereas iran cannot.
in OP's sitch I would again enforce clearly to them that they are not allowed to poses nukes or materials which will be used to make them and watch them carefully and when there is entirely no doubt that they have them intervene. None of this gung-ho deal with "we think they have WMDs, we're going to wade into another war" which we so elegantly did before.
Aug 30 2012 2:18PM
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O.G.Surachai
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Ghadists.
Aug 30 2012 2:24PM
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pDails
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sssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo elegantly!

about as elegant as an elephant fucking this lady

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Aug 30 2012 2:41PM
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Joebin
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Mutual assured destruction dude. Look it up.
Aug 30 2012 2:52PM
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Phil-X-
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dead?
Aug 30 2012 2:58PM
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roor
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Iran does not have the payload nor guidence system nor missel to acheive mad status. If they wanted to strike us they would have to resort to terrorist tactics.
Aug 30 2012 3:00PM
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PJS.
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1. Pakistan is the current home the Taliban leadership, as well as the recently vacated place of residence of one Osama Bin Laden, several miles from a major government institution. Pretty trustworthy.
2. Iran does not have the capability to deliver a nuclear warhead to American soil. Iran has no forward operating bases, airfields or missiles that could reach America. Even if they did, the US Navy alone could take that shit down, as even the smallest Perry-class frigate has the ability to down guided missiles.
Aug 30 2012 3:01PM
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howlongcanausern
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thank you for understanding my point
Aug 30 2012 3:02PM
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Dunnah
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When was the last time Iran attacked anyone?
Aug 30 2012 3:03PM
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roor
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A few years ago a professor wanted to see how easy it was to smuggle nucs through pur sea ports. I think he filled two contaners of suff that gave the same signature as a nuclear weapon. All the containers when through with out a hitch. Even if they dont have weapons grade urainum they can still make a dirty bomb with like 50% enriched uraium . Setting it off in ny would kill thousands
Aug 30 2012 3:06PM
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FrysNation
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i would like to play global thermonuclear war.
Aug 30 2012 3:06PM
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PJS.
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Calling bullshit. Source please.


Think about this. Why the fuck would Irans leadership want to do that? Because they are pure evil? (Spoiler alert; they're not. They're people too, albeit horribly misguided people.) Because they hate america? Most likely they do, but you have to understand that Iran needs a central enemy for the government to stay in power. Without anyone to blame shit on, the people would blame the government for the massive food shortages or huge unemployment. Iranian leadership won't actually attack America, because they know that by doing so they would bring the might of NATO and America down upon themselves, and Iran would be so royally fucked it cannot be comprehended.

tl:dr, Nuclear attack is an act of war, a war which would get Iran fucked the fuck up. And the leaders know it.
Aug 30 2012 3:16PM
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theabortionator
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They attacked are freedoms and they don't like god and they looked at me funny. The middle east hates how free we are, and that's why we have to kill them all.
Aug 30 2012 3:26PM
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Spinoza
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Bob. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?
Aug 30 2012 3:29PM
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sniche
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I don't care. I live in Minnesota. Why the fuck would anyone want to nuke Minnesota?
Aug 30 2012 3:31PM
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theabortionator
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I think it's sad that in 2012, people still take the wars in the middle east seriously. And I mean the main news fed plot lines. Not saying that there isn't serious shit going down.




It's sad.
Aug 30 2012 3:37PM
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PJS.
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Aug 30 2012 3:39PM
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theabortionator
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Tell me more about where I'm from. Because I've lived a lot of places that weren't nh since march.


Nice meme though.


But I forgot. Those terrorizers hate us because we're too free! We're so free over here that they want to kill us because we're so free and that's why we need to kill them all and occupy the middle east forever.

Reminds me of the chinpokomon south park where all they have to tell the americans is "We're just jealous because american penis so big".
Aug 30 2012 3:46PM
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roor
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http://articles.cnn.com/2006-03-27/us/radioactive.smuggling_1_detection-radioactive-materials-government-accountability-office?_s=PM:US hitler too needed a common enemy look how that ended 50 million dead. They are not reasonable and more dilusional than hitler was see my post to see why they hate isreal
Aug 30 2012 3:46PM
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PJS.
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hahahahah calm down buddy, read my other posts in this thread.
Aug 30 2012 3:47PM
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theabortionator
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I don't have time, I'm leaving right now. Just posted a few more times while cramming some pizza in my face
Aug 30 2012 3:49PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Excuse me good sir, but your age is showing. Well done.
Aug 30 2012 3:54PM
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PJS.
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Have fun.

http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Aug 30 2012 3:58PM
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theabortionator
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Implying youngins hadn't seen war games. I mean I'm older than the majority of ns but I wasn't alive in the early 80s.
Aug 30 2012 4:01PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I'd still bet a 6 pack 80% of this site would have no idea what he was quoting.

I'm sure you totally did before I posted that pic though. Well done good sir, your intelligence continues to amaze me.
Aug 30 2012 4:17PM
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FrysNation
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im only 16
Sep 4 2012 8:06AM
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SkierX
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Centifuegs,is that like 100 fires or something?

How absurdly high were you when you made this thread?
Sep 4 2012 10:43AM
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Phil-X-
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no he meant these kinda things

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"Gas centrifuges for uranium enrichment recovered from the BBC China in Italy, en route to Libya, in 2003. They were later taken to the Y-12 complex in the USA where this picture was taken (with a Y-12 guard also in the picture)."
Sep 4 2012 10:49AM
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Sep 4 2012 10:53AM
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SkierX
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Dude typed centifueg not once, not twice, but three times. Looking past the fact that he clearly made up a word, the rest of his post read about as coherently as a short story from a first grader.
Sep 4 2012 10:53AM
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Phil-X-
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God damn, right in the sillys
Sep 4 2012 11:28AM
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49566738265
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To the Batmobile.
Sep 4 2012 12:35PM
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Dragonite.
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'Merica!
Sep 4 2012 12:42PM
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