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Most awkward place to fart.

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Spagett+
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Where is it?
Aug 28 2012 9:37PM
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no_steeze
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in 4th grade we had a school presentation and i was trying to hold in laughter at something one of my friends said and right at a lull in the woman's speech i ripped the loudest fart i have ever produced. something about the pressure and the angle at which i was sitting. anyway i blamed it on the kid next to me but nobody bought it
Feb 17 2013 1:08AM
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El_Barto.
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lol. This got me to go find videos of girls farting on each others faces. Awesome
Feb 17 2013 1:16AM
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Lé.Skiing
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I farted on an old couple the other day.
Feb 17 2013 1:18AM
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Reister
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you need help...
Feb 17 2013 1:43AM
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joshwyat
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In a elevator. At least in a gondola you can hide behind those gogs and a belaclava.

BJ would be unfortunate as well.
Feb 17 2013 3:54AM
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PeppermillReno
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On the airplane.

I have had women nearly attack me in the row in front or behind for farting on the plane. I usually say I have a condition and can't help it and that is why they gave me my own row so I can keep ripping them (since I always get on the plane last and find and empty row to spread out in.)
Feb 17 2013 5:45AM
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LiquorLanch
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School for sure
Feb 17 2013 8:37AM
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Laurent.
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Live tv.
Feb 17 2013 8:41AM
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pink_squid
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Feb 17 2013 10:04AM
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bdarb207
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easiest question ever. Yoga class. Obviously doing some yoga with a girl, and I haven't but I can say there are few things that terrify me more..
Feb 17 2013 10:10AM
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Benedetto.
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Never let your guard down!
Feb 17 2013 10:18AM
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gusestomp
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uh in the middle of a test during school.
Feb 17 2013 4:36PM
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act.resist
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Life would be easier if we could fart at will
Feb 17 2013 4:49PM
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no_steeze
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no because in yoga it's completely acceptable to fart, even for hot girls. when someone farts in yoga nobody thinks twice except people like you and me who find farting silly. real yoga people embrace the farts
Feb 17 2013 4:58PM
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bdarb207
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I haven't been to many classes. I've been to two and there is only this girl, myself, two other women and the teacher. I ha these ideas of being in this large room with tons of people so I could kind of lay low in the back.. Not a chance. Five of us, in a circle lol. Couldn't think of any place worse but I agree with you on the die hard granolla crunches probably embrace that shit ha
Feb 17 2013 5:26PM
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whoa-dere
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we had a lockdown drill today, we were all huddled against a wall and i released a silent killer. it was funny
Jun 1 2013 12:17AM
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GayWolf420
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Farts during class in elementary school were the funniest things.




Morning after my sisters grad party, I was slightly hungover/bloated and I layed a seriously gnar one on the elevator as soon as I got off. Felt really, really bad for the people that got on after me.
Jun 1 2013 12:38AM
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Slurpsicle.
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Definitely let one loose while getting a blowjob one fine college evening...
Jun 1 2013 12:45AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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god damn this thread has seriously made me lol
Jun 1 2013 1:54AM
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At0micski
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I hate it when one of my friends gets bad gas on really long car rides.
Jun 2 2013 12:01AM
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Dingo69
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I usually sbd on a plane so nobody knows its me
Jun 2 2013 12:04AM
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Sno.
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in confession.
Jun 2 2013 12:19AM
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Blindsurfer
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during my science exam last year. it was dead silent and my fart was so loud that a girl screamed
Jun 2 2013 8:16AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I didn't finish reading the thread. Got caught up watching these.
Jun 2 2013 9:03AM
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SKIWAGEN
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elevator with people you don't know. or anywhere with girls pretty much haha
Jun 2 2013 9:30AM
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DubV134
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nobody laughs when you fart in court
Jun 2 2013 10:32AM
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GavinW
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Church can be awkward, but i like the challenge trying to bust ass in public with nobody noticing. It is funny when they do notice though
Jun 2 2013 10:49AM
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whoa-dere
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you would know
Dec 8 2013 9:26PM
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Weeezy
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Just after winning a heated argument, or while getting bitched out
Dec 8 2013 9:53PM
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Weeezy
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Just after winning a heated argument, or while getting bitched out
Dec 8 2013 9:53PM
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Blake.P
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most memorable one for me:

i changed schools before i started second grade. probably in like november the whole class was sitting in a circle in the back of the room, saying the rosary, so it was dead silent except for the person saying a hail mary. and i ripped massive ass during the middle of that, and everybody stared at me (the new kid)
Dec 8 2013 9:59PM
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ABdrummer
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fully nude, getting ultrasound on balls too make sure i didn't have cancer (nut pain precautionary). female nurse. all attention was focused on not getting boner. forgot to clench.
Dec 8 2013 10:48PM
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Wallisch_pl
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when there is a major terrorist attack and everyone is running and stuff and then you fart and they're like
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Dec 9 2013 2:26PM
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powderdrunkie
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Hahahaha! Winner
Dec 9 2013 3:05PM
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bdarb207
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I laughed so hard at 'a girl screamed' lol
Dec 27 2013 11:32AM
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