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Awkward boners

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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
http://www.awkwardboners.com/

Behold the internet's collection of erections at inappropriate times

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Enjoy
Aug 28 2012 7:40PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
enjoy what?!
Aug 28 2012 7:42PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Boners
Aug 28 2012 7:43PM
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Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38

i thought that was pretty self explanitory.

Aug 28 2012 7:44PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I did too but apparently it needed explaining
Aug 28 2012 7:45PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
No, it was a telepathic Aidan/Aiden cross communication.
Aug 28 2012 7:46PM
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RileyZap
Posts: 420 - Karma: 27
Kind of funny. Feels weird to say it... But i like where this thread is going. Usually I don't like boners I swear.
Aug 28 2012 7:46PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
this thread is not relevant to my interests.
Aug 28 2012 7:48PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
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Aug 28 2012 7:48PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Oh yes please, lets all look at pictures at guys with erections. Defs not homosexual in anyway
Aug 28 2012 8:36PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
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Aug 28 2012 8:37PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 391
Its not homosexual if your comfortable with your sexuality.
Aug 28 2012 8:41PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
They sell t-shirts. They should sell pants that already have chubbies in them.
Aug 28 2012 9:05PM
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TheMEXICAN
Posts: 241 - Karma: 29
there is only one kind of boner and that's one that is not peeing in someone's but
Aug 28 2012 9:06PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
Words to live by
Aug 28 2012 9:07PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
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Aug 28 2012 9:08PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
Tried a little to hard, -k for effort though!
Aug 28 2012 9:08PM
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TheMEXICAN
Posts: 241 - Karma: 29
what i ment to say was there is only one type of awkward boner one thats not peeing in someones fuck mobile
Aug 28 2012 9:10PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,356
lol
Aug 28 2012 9:14PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
AHHH I was just bustin yo ballz. I got what you meant, karma will stay the same or go up!
Aug 28 2012 9:31PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,356
yea dude. Karma. Hey, if I give you some karma will you give me some karma? Karma
Aug 28 2012 9:35PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Mmmm good point sir. But still looking at dicks isnt all the appealing even if you are straight.
Aug 28 2012 10:04PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,473
Awkwardreposts.gov
Aug 28 2012 10:07PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
No you are being sarcastic :(
Aug 28 2012 10:14PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
cAPS LOCK IS ON. nEXT TIME CHECK
Sep 7 2012 2:54PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
hahaha this is a classic occurance at the hunting camp
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Sep 7 2012 2:58PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

Boner?

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Sep 7 2012 3:01PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
i know you are but what am i
Sep 7 2012 3:02PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

If I am a boner than you are saggier tits than these

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Sep 7 2012 3:03PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
i know you are but what am i
Sep 7 2012 3:09PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21
you seem to have a strong grasp on internet comebacks
Sep 7 2012 3:13PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
You seem to have a terrible grasp on sarcasm..idiot
Sep 7 2012 3:22PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
You have a terrible grasp on the internet in general.
Sep 7 2012 3:25PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
You're so smart!!!!11!!!!111!1!!11!!500!!@1112!!!!posts!!!
Sep 7 2012 3:37PM
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COCKTOMUS_PRIME
Posts: 385 - Karma: 22
ok just to point out the transformers pic is fake
Sep 7 2012 7:19PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
The fuck you talking about?
Sep 7 2012 7:25PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Alf those pictures looked shooped...like bigger dicks than porn dudes
Sep 7 2012 9:06PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,135
Goodbye, internet history.
Sep 7 2012 9:10PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
i like this thread

it's exciting
Sep 7 2012 9:12PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
None of these are awkward enough
Sep 7 2012 9:31PM
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8334c34f2234
Posts: 150 - Karma: 12
naw man you just have a really small dick
Sep 7 2012 9:44PM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
when I was at an all that remains concert their singer, phil, had an erection a couple feet from my face.

it was an awkward couple of minutes. no pics.
Sep 7 2012 9:50PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
Sep 7 2012 10:11PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
why am i even here? what.
Sep 7 2012 10:16PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
one time at this model UN conference i was at, some boy stood up to read some shit and he had a major boner, i pointed it out to everyone.
Sep 7 2012 10:16PM
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edai
Posts: 4994 - Karma: 4,703
holy shit dude i have this hotass health teacher and the other day she slammed those big ol titties down on my desk and me being the stallion i am was like..ay girl...whatcyu doin? and you know that killer down there was rearin to go, but she just had to check some hw or some shit and i was like oooooh fuck
Sep 7 2012 10:16PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,002
obligatory.

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Sep 7 2012 10:18PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

You and Dragonite may as well have buttsex since you both love to ruin everyones fun on NSG

You two remind me of this....

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and this...

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Sep 7 2012 10:23PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Megusta.jpg
Sep 8 2012 12:06AM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721
wat about boner steezee
Sep 8 2012 12:09AM
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