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I want Jon Olssen's used douchebag...

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Huck_Norris
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You think he'd sell it cheaper because it's used??  I'd like to save some dough if possible. 

http://www.outsideonline.com/blog/outdoor-gear/a-ski-bag-that-packs-small-for-storage.html

Seriously though, I need a new bag and this thing is fkn awesome for several reasons.  It really is an awesome bag!  Rolling, adjustable, cinching, and a shoulder strap for rolling it when you have both hands full in the airport- that and i's just fun to say. 

I can just see it now. 

"Has anyone seen my douchebag??  No??  It's about *yay* high, filled to the brim, 40 lbs or so, a little dirty and beat up??  Anyone??" 

Aug 28 2012 11:50AM
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daannnnieel
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I didn't understand this thread for quite some time. I didn't know who was the weird one in this situation either, that was the bad part.
Aug 28 2012 11:56AM
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Huck_Norris
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mission:  accomplished
Aug 28 2012 12:02PM
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daannnnieel
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And yes, you should get it just for that last line.
Aug 28 2012 12:04PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Amazing. Take notes kids, this is how you title and present a thread.

If I didn't just start saving for an air mattress that was 200 dollars I'd totally start saving for this.
Aug 28 2012 12:20PM
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snwbrdmilf
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lol'd
Aug 28 2012 12:22PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well it just cracks me up, think of the marketing lolz opportunities! 

I mean, it's Jon Olssen- I bet his roof box and trunk are just packed with juicy stuff sponsors threw in there and the fruits of his side projects. (jackets, goggles, skis, poles, etc. etc. of course)  I say he straps on this rubber-clad megamonster douchebag and cleans the junk out of his trunk and box like hell with it.  You know, really show off the uberness of that douchebag until the seams are ready to burst with his hand-dug goodies and then give it all away for some lucky fan to win.  He could literally have a contest to win Jon's personal used and abused douchebag that he's filled with juicy prizes!  Not only would it be hilarious in it's excellently low brow humor but it would be a marketing success as well because the thing is fkn awesome (if not a bit pricey).   

I can't wait until I see one at Marshalls though-  That baby's coming home and so is the adjustable shaver kit/alarm clock/fountain next to it. 

Aug 28 2012 1:25PM
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OssargYormada
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wow..

that's a nice douchebag!
Aug 28 2012 1:48PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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lol
Aug 28 2012 1:52PM
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Errl
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i love you.
Aug 28 2012 2:02PM
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Aiden-P
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.
Aug 28 2012 2:12PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Love you too man. Still skiing blue this year?? Didn't you work there last year. We should have a BC and Blue park crew off of some sort. Most sketch rail setup, or longest hip, some kind of gaper killer to bring down their nuumbers in this area.
Aug 28 2012 2:19PM
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Errl
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Yup, I'll be there for this season. Hopefully (but still a little sad) Come next year, I'll be able to get west. As for working there last season, nah. My parentals offered to buy me a student pass so I gladly went that route. I have been thinking about working rentals this year, but I also have enough saved for a pass. I vote a huge jump into a flaming spike pit to take them out. They never bother to be aware of their surroundings enough to pick up on that in the slightest.
Aug 28 2012 2:28PM
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YouAllSuck
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i was a little confused for a while, then i figured it out, and now i want my own douchebag, but damn that price tag is high
Aug 28 2012 2:50PM
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k-rob
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oh good it's finally going on sale i'm getting one fsho
Aug 28 2012 2:54PM
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