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iSmokeweed
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Everyone loves tobacco....! (not really) but alot of people do!

Post your favorite cigarettes, cigars, chew, blunts/wraps dip, rolling tobacco, etc...

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theabortionator
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Said know instead of known. O MY GOD LEIK THE N DIDN'T POST

Sue me bitch. Nothings more annoying then kids policing engrish in a place that isn't necessary.

Oh wait. My spelling because I didn't feel like spelling out definitely? Jesus fucking christ, it's the grammar police again.


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Go fuck yourself.
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Your unwillingness to chuckle at the humor of your own spelling errors speaks volumes about your character. What a fun filled life you must lead. You'll be in my prayers tonight good sir.

Nice meme by the way, don't you know all the cool kids are using reactionary gifs these days.

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theabortionator
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What spelling errors? Lol, as if you know anything about me. It's quite the life.

Why not just pray for a fresh baked sandwich or something.


I bet you think I can't spell probably since I say prolly in most of my posts. I type as I speak.


And no one cares. It's just lame when people on internet forums start getting all wanna be teacher(Oh dear lord I posted wanna as well)
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Not trying to be a teacher, just pointing out a humorous post in which you used the spelling of a dinner platter to describe a cigar.

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What would this community be without the lols and humility??? No chuckles would be had when someone spills milk and fucks up their faunt. Even skiierman took it like more of a man than you.
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Bodhisattva_
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Funny you say that because this bitch I'm friends with on Facebook literally corrects every single person on Facebook. Like people she doesn't even know and on serious conversations. Like this girl was saying someone through a rock through her window and people were commenting and she was like "this is probably a bad time... but *you're".. so I told her to shut the fuck up and quit being a fucking tool and go outside and get a life becaise she sits on Facebook and plays computer games all day. I seriously hurt her feelings and she got all butthurt about it, +1 for me.


/rant
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theabortionator
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Nobody likes a grammar nazi. Not on any forum.


If you want to be funny, post something funny. Grammar nazi's are one of the sure signs that the internet, and all the splendors it used to have will soon be dead.

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Make fun of me for the million other things that are easy. I don't exactly try very hard to not leave a bunch of shit you could snatch up and post with some gifs and hurt my feelings.


I just simply cannot stand grammar police. On behalf of the internet, stop with that shit.


/wut
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theabortionator
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Good for you. Nobody likes a grammar nazi.


If I was calling him ignorant and failed to read some great post= that's different. But simply going through and picking out little things and trying to not only correct people but say OMG OMG OMG I GOT YOU WITH MY GRAMMAR NAZI WAYS = weaksauce.


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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Weaksauce??? Please, I posted a witty comment making light of your horrendous spelling in a comical way. No name calling, no ignorance, and no cookie cutter meme attack bullshit. If you can't respect that than your butthurt levels are more astronomical than your post count.

Not surprised your gonna side with some kid that's proud of the fact that he cursed out a girl on facebook. I'll post how I like thank you and continue to attempt higher brow humor than just falling back on some shitty jpg as seems to be the norm for the youth of today.

Don't try to censor me bro, or we may never progress as a whole. By all means, keep typing like a 10 year old girl texting her bff and I'll quit trying to find humor in ironic slips of the keyboard.
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Bodhisattva_
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Hay bringin me in to this was entirely unnecesarry. That bitch deserved it. u take da internet too srsly. Feck speling and you'reself.
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theabortionator
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I didn't actually read what I had posted till now and I got you. Not as bad as when I thought you were bitching simply because I said def.


Still though, let it ride.

" No name calling, no ignorance, and no cookie cutter meme attack bullshit."

Wut? Grammar nazi and hitler kitty, it's like pb and j.


"Not surprised your gonna side with some kid that's proud of the fact that he cursed out a girl on facebook."

Well if someone was like, "My friend just got run over by a drunk driver. Your in my prayers buddy" And somebody was like, "ummmm it's you're DUH" Extreme example but that's how I role.

"I'll post how I like thank you and continue to attempt higher brow humor than just falling back on some shitty jpg as seems to be the norm for the youth of today."

Higher brow humor? Not really. I just didn't read what I had posted.

And wahhhhh shitty jpeg. Your pedastal of higher brow humor is a joke.

"Don't try to censor me bro, or we may never progress as a whole."

You can't jump in on that joke.

"By all means, keep typing like a 10 year old girl texting her bff"

WUT? God you really do think you're thank good don't you? Jesus Christ.

I was almost getting to my bad at the start but as you progressed I can see that you are in fact a grammar nazi. I just accidentally stumbled upon it by not reading my own shit.

Actually wake up at a decent our for once and I got hitlers on my back.

I'm building a space craft and getting out of here.




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Toasty.
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13 euro Cuban cigar in Dublin today
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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If your reading comprehension was at least that of a high schooler you would have got my point from the first post. As for the rest of your post, I'm still struggling to understand your jumble of words and exclamations. Please do take off for outer space as I'm pretty sure every post you place on this wonderful website is simultaneously making us all dumber.

Nice video of juggalo justice though, that was about as entertaining as a kick to the kidney. Please post more threads like that in the future.
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theabortionator
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If your reading comprehension was at least that of a high schooler you would have realized that I did. DERP

Blah blah gramar nazi.

I was entertained, don't really care that it did nothing for you. You prolly watch shitty reality shows on tv. I'd rather get my occasional wut from real life.


"Please post more threads like that in the future."

For you anything
13 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
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I didn't realize this many people on Newschoolers smoked tobacco...I don't want to live on this planet anymore
13 years ago
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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That sucks man, but it still doesn't give you the right to tell others how to live their life.

I ski through the trees, ya know how many people have died doing that. Maybe we should ban tree skiing in every state.
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Bodhisattva_
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Tobacco use is the leading preventable cause of death in the United States.



Tree skiing? Not so much.

Quit making this argument. If you smoke people are going to tell you you're a fucking idiot and there is nothing you can do about it. You sound like a whiny bitch "Don't tell me how to live my life," if someone told you "hey don't drink that, that's antifreeze" you would say thanks for telling me to not poison myself. Not bitch about people telling you how to live your life.
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B-runge
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nice argument retard.
go pop some more thizzles and go dumb with your homies
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Antifreeze no, alcohol yes.

Lets outlaw bacon, and fry oil, and butter, and anything else that's bad for you in any way. That's the america I wanna live in for sure.

Cars are pretty dangerous too, we shouldn't drive those.

What the hell do you care if I wanna die before you anyway??

Don't be a bitter betty just cause I harshed on you in an earlier post.
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Bodhisattva_
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What other argument do you need? ....
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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and I don't even know if I buy that 400,000 deaths number. Yeah a lot of em are probably contributed by smoking but I bet some of em are lumped in with cigarette smokers.

Do you know if you work in a poorly ventilated woodshop it's just as bad for your lungs as smoking. Same for coal mines or dilapitated buildings that still have asbestos.

I'm not saying to write off all lung cancers deaths as not smokings fault. I'm just saying there are a lot of other contributing factors to lung cancer, but if someone dies from it and they happened to be a smoker....boom number goes up by one regardless of what may have been the major factor.
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rareison
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How about y'all shut the fuck up and get this thread back on track
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B-runge
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An estimated 46 million American adults currently smoke cigarettes, there are even more that probably quit years ago and will stiff suffer debilitating effects from smoking. I personally would estimate the number of americans who actually tree ski hard to be about 50,000 (being generous). You cant compare the death count from such a popular thing with such an unpopular one. I bet you could easily find as many people that have smoked their whole lives and not had any serious side effects than you could find people who tree ski and live to tell the tale.
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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how about you lead by example and practice what you preach. Ya came in here to set the thread back on track, yet just bitched like we're doing.

Camel lights is what I smoke, started with marlboro lights at about age 13 round about the same time I started smoking weed too. I'm not proud of the fact that I've been smoking that long, I am proud of the fact that I've never smoked more than a pack a day and that's rare actually. I'm proud of the fact that I can still out work and am more gung ho to hike up hill than 75% of the teenagers I work with on park crew at my local hill. Been smoking longer than these kids have been alive, so excuse me for getting a little defensive when someone acts like I'm parttaking in a death sentence of a habit. Besides I don't wanna live to an old enough acge where i have to crap in a bag and my kids don't wanna take care of me and stuff me in a home.
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Bodhisattva_
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I was only making that comparison because he tried to say tree skiing is equally as bad for you as smoking cigarettes, and that is obviously bullshit. So I was only illustrating that tobacco kills you. Tree skiing doesn't. If you are a smoker I will just stop because it is difficult to persuade an idiot he is in the wrong.
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Chief.Queef
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Marlboro 27s or Camel Crush Bolds for cigs.

Whatever cigars my friends dads give to them haha.

Any copenhagen/grizzly dip.

Redman golden blend chew.
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Actually tree skiin and extreme skiing does kill you, just not at as high of a rate. Many people die every year from skiing alone, be it in the trees or jumps or cliffs or pipes. Be careful out there and wear your helmet, or don't if you like it that way I'm not gonna tell you how to enjoy yourself.
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Heart
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true dat. i dont see why people smoke tobacco products. but to each his own, i wont participate in this shitstorm
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Bodhisattva_
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Idk I'll rely on natural selection to do it's part for people like yourself. Keep on puffing!
13 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
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I love this post and couldn't have said it better my self...wait
i luv ths post nd coundnt hve said it bttr my sfl...
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rareison
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Just got a pack of colts rum and wine, they were the best cigars the store had. Was gonna get blend 27's or colts cherry, but they didn't have either
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chillin
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K_Carter
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tl;dnr
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rareison
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Yup
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theabortionator
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nobody cares, learn how to internet better.
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llambert
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when it comes to tobacco moderation is key, like everything in life, if you smoke a pack a day for years and years guess what you will get lung cancer and die, if you smoke a cigarette a day you will not significantly reduce your lifespan

yeah my grandfather died smoking cigarettes, but when you smoke a pack plus a day for 50 years what do you expect?
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theabortionator
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Most people don't start smoking with the intention of smoking over a pack a day. It's an addiction. Yeah there are people who smoke a cig every once in a while but still. It's not like it's something that's recommended for people to try as a once in a while.


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B-runge
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I am not a smoker.
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i dont smoke tobacco but for blunts:
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theabortionator
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Do the cigarello's even have an outer leaf?
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Nathn
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Wears seatbelt



Eats McDonalds








See how stupid that looks?
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Nathn
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I like Marb Reds, then Turkish Royals

White Grape white owls then Strawberry white owls for blunts. I occasionally make a Bluff out of a black and mild

Grizzly Wintergreen then Copenhagen straight







If you post Marb 27's I assume you're 15 and if you post Marb lights I assume you're 30


13 years ago
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iSmokeweed
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i smoked reds and turk royals when i was fifteen... 27s are way better than anything else.
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Cigs
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Mostly use this.
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With this flavor juice right now
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Blunts are always white grape white owl

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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Wow, you sir truly are a class act. You got so incredibly butthurt over two sentences that you felt the need to call me a noob in my feedback. Yet you say I take the internet too seriously because I wanted to make a goofy post about an ironic misspelling on your part.......amazing.


Why don't I come up to your state this winter and strap on a snowboard and we can take some laps together, maybe have a brew or two and behave like real people and not a couple of internet cunts eh?? Assuming you're of drinking age and still in NH that is.
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skijunkiedtm
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could i just jump into a pack a day? i want to try getting addicted to see if i can actually beat it, then i will be able to pass judgment on smokers.
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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If you're a non-smoker truly(don't smoke week) I'd be willing to bet you would get a headache and puke from smoking a pack a day.
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Boooshank
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Been smoking too long, on the lightest shit I can find now. I only really smoke at work, kind of a shitty way for a break but w/e. If I'm at home, Its a doob. I'm English so I roll a little different than most.

In other news. I get great enjoyment in the grammar Nazi's and how their callouts are made. Fucking love seeing people lose their shit over it. I'll comment "you're/your" just for shits and giggles on some of my friends statuses etc, all because you get back "OMG DOES IT MATTER, DO I GO OFF AT YOU FOR USING WANKER, GOD, JEEZ, GET A LIFE, NAZI". Hahahahah.

Fucking hialrious seeing people take the internet seriously. One of the reasons I have facebook. To laugh at the people who bitch and post about food and to rile people up with grammar comments.

I make more grammitical errors than most on this site and generally laugh at myself when I do.

Love summer NS for the giggles.


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3mania
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you know i'm born to loose
and gambling's for fools
but thats the way i like it baby
i don't want to live forever
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.AR6rider.
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Guys...I heard smoking can give you cancer.
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wisconsinsteeze
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I used to be real big into Djarum Black Clove cigars, usually menthol, but now i've grown kinda sick of them... the i smoked camel crush's and menthols... now i've been smoking turkish royals and been rolling my own american spirits.

I'm planning on quitting september 1st though, at least for the whole month of september... i don't think it will be too hard.
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