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baaangthat
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I don't like Bob Barker.
-Billy Madison

GO TO THE HELICOPTER!
-Terminator 2

I think you took my stapler.
-The Office

ARE YOU WITNESSING THIS LARRY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SODOMIZE SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!


GO!
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Bateman
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Oh my god, i'm a stapler
-The Stapler
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Bateman
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Use the force!
- Star Wars
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Piste.Off
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Office Space
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Bateman
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Luke, i am your father.
-Star Wars
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

-airplane
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Mike-O
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I think that's part of the joke, wrong movie, you know?

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corona
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'I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer'

-Claudette, The Room



'Leave your stupid comments in your pocket'

-Mark, The Room



'As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth. That's a promise'

-Mark, The Room



The entire movie is gold.
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Mike-O
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Have you played The Room drinking game? It's the best one there is.
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baaangthat
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I will co
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baaangthat
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fuck mobile... I will come back. - Predator
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Kebec
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never say never
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esotericjive
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Clearly you're not a golfer.
- The Big Lebowski
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corona
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never. how's it go?
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Mike-O
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There are a few versions online, but we've had rules like

Drink

-when Johnny laughs
-during the whole flower shop scene
-during every random scenic shot
-every time someone enters a room from a locked door
-when you see nipple/ass
-when Tommy Wiseau is named in the credits
-a football is thrown
-when someone is praising Johnny
-when there's a green screen background

There were a lot more but even with those it gets hectic.
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corona
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that could get messy fast. do they do The Room showings at theatres in Finland? they have an epic monthly showing at a theatre here in Ottawa. it's great. like a Rocky Horror showing but even more fun.
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cool_name
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hey! mansqutio!
`~mansqutio
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Mike-O
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No shit? Well I'll def have to start looking around, if not even arranging a screening.

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Mr.Sloth
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She was killed by skin suffocation -James bond, Goldfinger
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nacho.steez
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I'm Batman - The Dark Knight rises
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thewhiteprophet
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DizzyG
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I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where -Pirates of the Caribbean, Barbosa


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no_steeze
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*insert screenplay of the movie Side Out*
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