SUP FUCKERS? HOW THE FUCK YOU BEEN? DON'T TELL ME, I DON'T FUCKING CARE. ANYWAYS, I'M BROKE AS FUCK AND NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE/THIS UPCUMING SKI SEASON. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? FUCK YOU I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. ANYWHO, THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING FIRE SALE SO SACK UP, GRAB MOMMIES WALLET, AND LETS DO THE DAMN THING.
YOU TIRED OF GIRLS SAYING YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS? WISH PEOPLE GAVE YOU A LITTLE MORE RESPECT WHEN YOU ARE WAITING IN THE LIFT LINE? WANNA LOOK LIKE EAZY E? THIS JACKET IS FOR YOU THEN. 2011 ANOMIE IN GREY. THATS RIGHT. GREY. LIKE A WOLF. EVER SEEN THE MOVIE THE GREY? YOU COULD ALMOST BE AS BADASS AS LIAM NEESON. HEY, DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, I SAID ALMOST.
THIS JACKET IS XL HAS BEEN WORN LESS THAT 5 TIMES AND IS IN 10/10 CONDITION. IM LOKKING FOR $170 OBO BITCHES.
EVER BEEN TO THE YUKON? DON'T LIE, NO YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T. BUT NEXT TIME YOUR PARENTS PLAN A SHITTY ASS VACATION TO THIS PLACE YOU CAN BE PREPARED. THIS OAKLEY JACKET IS WARM AS FUCK. DON'T KNOW HOW WARM FUCK IS? YOU'RE A LOSER THEN...
THIS JACKET IS XXL 8.5/10. LOOKING FOR $100 OBO.
"DUDE I WISH I HAD A PIC TO SHOW THE SIZE COMPARISON BETWEEN THE TWO" GUESS WHAT? IM ALSO A MOTHERFUCKING GENIE.
WANNA SKI POW? WANNA SKI PARK? WANNA BE LIKE TOM WALLISCH? NO YOU DON'T, THAT GUY HAS A RECEDING HAIRLINE...FREAK...ANYWAYS, THESE SKIS WILL HELP YOU WITH JUST THAT. ELAN MOTHERFUCKING POGO STICKS. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, "MEH ELANS ARE COOL BUT I'D RATHER OWN THE OSAMA PROS". WELL STOP BEING A TOOL AND USING NS INSIDE JOKES AND BUY THESE SKIS. BOUGHT THEM THE SAME TIME AS JACKET AND HAVE ONLY 5 DAYS ON THEM.
THEY ARE 182'S SO GIRLS WILL KNOW YOUR COCK IS HUGE. 8/10 CONDISH. LOOKING FOR $180 OBO. AND NO, BINDINGS ARE NOT INCLUDED.
WANNA SLIDE DOWN HANDRAILS WHILE PEOPLE WATCHING THINK YOU ARE ON METH? GUESS WHAT? THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE A SKI FOR YOU. 2010 CHRONICS WITH CUSTOM, $500 PAINT JOB.
TRIPLE RIVETS FOR ULTIMATE DURABILITY...
CAN YOU SAY NEXT LEVEL ROCKER???
2.12243462452/11. $50 OBO.
OH FORGOT TO MENTION, BUY PAYS SHIPPING. I AIN'T NO BITCH.
BUY UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
