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Found homeless village in woods

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Flacko
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so me and my friend notice a unmarked trail leading into the woods that looked good to bike down (there are no single track trails nearby so this was a first). we walked up it a bit and i noticed a wooden house fort thingy, but i thought nothing about it, just thought it was some kids air-soft base. anyways we go up a half mile more and i start thinking i remember there was a homeless dude who would hangout at the nearby commercial center and one time attacked a woman at the grocery store (got away and never seen again), well these woods are right behind that center, and about 20 meters more i spot 3 tents and a guy sitting out there, at this point i sprint the fuck out being a typical white kid... anyways what should i do to get this trail besides peeing in their butts how do i get them to leave without getting raped cliffnotes: homeless dudes (possibly dangerous) on bike path, how do i get them out
Aug 25 2012 1:07AM
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alex=
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Get off your high horse, you're literally the most annoying poster on this website. Usually I just refrain from reading your sarcastic piece-of-shit posts, but I didn't this time. I thought you were leaving at 10k posts? I was excited. You let us down.
Aug 25 2012 7:47PM
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TheGreen
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How about you just be nice and ask them? They're still people you know.. not crazy wild creatures.
Aug 25 2012 7:48PM
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Zimmerman
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More people like him now than ever, and guess what, you just made yourself a whole lot more annoying than him.
Aug 25 2012 7:48PM
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Wallisch_pl
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hobos are easily distracted...that being said Barack Obama is not from United States of America and is a Muslim and wants to make America stupid and take away our money and make new best friends with other Muslims (Al-qudia) I know all this is true, because I watched a video on youtube about it, Have a nice day
Aug 25 2012 7:54PM
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Flacko
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this man speaks the truth
Aug 25 2012 7:59PM
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A_Harrington
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dont bug them, just continue to ride through, if you see a person that doesnt look messed up ask him very politely, like a gentleman, if he minds if you ride through on your bycicle from time to time.
Aug 25 2012 9:34PM
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thenightman
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It's their fault they are fucking homeless, call the cops get them out of there so you can enjoy the bike trail that your tax dollars paid for.
Aug 25 2012 10:35PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I feel as though said trail was made by the homeless... Duur durrr
Aug 25 2012 10:38PM
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RubberSoul
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leave them alone you stupid fucking kid
Aug 25 2012 10:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
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to be fair, burning the fucking forest down would accomplish that goal pretty easily. but yeah don't do that.


just ask them if you can use their crapper one day, that shit would be so cash
Aug 25 2012 11:04PM
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Zimmerman
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clever
Aug 25 2012 11:15PM
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Spinoza
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theyre not homeless. that is their home.

you are trying to make them homeless.

you are a dick.
Aug 25 2012 11:22PM
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valentinetho
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hahahaha thiss

Aug 25 2012 11:40PM
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MNS
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i think you're taking the "homeless" part way too literal.

its to infer they're all broke as fuck and live in tents because thats all they can afford with their salary of turning in pop bottles
Aug 25 2012 11:43PM
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Flacko
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again there squaters trying to claim the land im assuming sooooo fuck them, they need to fucking earn the land not leave their 4 loco cans everywhere.
Aug 26 2012 12:01AM
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RICK_ROSS
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at least they know how to party
Aug 26 2012 12:05AM
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Lagoon
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homeless threads
Aug 26 2012 12:09AM
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.Hugo.
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pussy
Aug 26 2012 12:31AM
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*SID*
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interesting, threads!
Aug 26 2012 12:58AM
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.AR6rider.
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What exactly did YOU do to "earn" the land, champ?
Aug 26 2012 1:01AM
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iRapeKittens
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Hey, OP, fuck you. Leave my homeless buddies alone or I will come fuck your mother.
Aug 26 2012 1:02AM
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Lé.Skiing
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agreed.  leave them be.  why don't you just build your own trail. 
Aug 26 2012 1:08AM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha and then there's you...you have obviously spent too much time playing with your My Little Pony dolls to remember what a "high horse" actually is. Are you seriously going to sit there and try to defend this kid harassing some homeless people who found some peace in the woods and made a makeshift home? You think it's cool that he wants to go in there and trash the place/scare them away so he can ride a fucking bicycle on a trail that they most likely created? Get your head out of your ass. OP is a cocksucker.

As for being the most annoying poster on this website...that's a pretty harsh judgment from someone who has only been here a few months, don't you think? Maybe you should sit down and shut the fuck up for a while before you go shooting your mouth off making yourself look like an idiot. You're probably no older than the OP.
Aug 26 2012 1:14AM
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*SID*
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Priceless Post
Aug 26 2012 1:21AM
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iRapeKittens
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Aug 26 2012 1:27AM
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*SID*
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Oh yeah, stay away from those villages, you're gonna get cut or worse... You done taken the wrong turn, this river don't go to Antry
Aug 26 2012 1:35AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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OP is a fucking dick. these people have pretty much nothing and what little bit they've got, you want to take away. and don't go talking about 'they're squatters trying to take the land". you have absolutely no idea what their circumstances are. leave them the fuck alone. have some god damn decency.
Aug 26 2012 1:43AM
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KANGAROOJACK
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this. don't be an asshole, but i do want to see this place.
Aug 26 2012 1:49AM
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jjager
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there are already pics......... i would suggest looking at them if u would like to see the place.
Aug 26 2012 1:57AM
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fujarome
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to claim ownership, they have to prove that they have been continually occupying it for 10 years.


do you seriously think a bunch of bums are gonna squat out in the woods getting drunk for a decade?



You're right though, they need to earn the land, just like I'm sure you did.


leave them alone. They found a quiet place to live out of the way. You're just a dumb kid who wants to ride his bike.
Aug 26 2012 2:01AM
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whoa-dere
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look closer. it's just a bucket with bracing around it and a cover
Aug 26 2012 4:10AM
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jameskiy
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lol your one of my favorite people on here
Aug 26 2012 4:14AM
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TechnoPotamus
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I ask you sir, does a rose by any other name not smell as sweet? Does a shitter by any other form provide less relief?



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Aug 26 2012 9:49AM
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RubberSoul
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well then it's even more obvious that you have no idea what youre talking about and just trying to rationalize your stupid malevolent thoughts. squatters' rights involve a long length of time (years and years and years, im sure it varies but it's like 10-20), and things like paying property taxes, titles, etc etc. now stop trying to think of excuses to fuck with the only things those people have and go back to whatever jerkoff high school problems you were concerned with before
Aug 26 2012 12:48PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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best movie ever!
Aug 26 2012 1:46PM
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Flacko
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So... I decided to check out this place again, to see if they were still there, and they weren't. All the tents were gone and just trash was left. But then I noticed a big copper pan covering something over an old campsite. It was a very nice one from like William Sanoma, so it caught my eye. But underneath it was covering a hole. they used a tire to make the opening, and under it which as like 2-3" deep was a really long tunnel that split off, and I could see a mattress. Like they have some sort of mole city. I was alone so I was not about to go crawl around down there but here's a pic of the entrance.
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I'm curious as to why they moved under ground, It would be funny if I flooded it with a hose or threw some smoke bombs down there though. jk, but I want to go back with a friend and get some pics of down the tunnels, pretty crazy.
Nov 21 2013 12:16AM
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Jon_Taffer
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Ok this is definatley going in my threads. Secret underground homeless fighting ring hidden under Portland? this has to be our secret!
Nov 21 2013 12:29AM
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Theskiingguy
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best bump ever...
Nov 21 2013 12:31AM
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Jon_Taffer
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Wait how the fuck did they get a mattress down there?
Nov 21 2013 12:32AM
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whoa-dere
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lol
Nov 21 2013 12:34AM
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Spagett+
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Why is there a little water mark in the bottom of this picture but none of the others? suspicious.
Nov 21 2013 12:38AM
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Flacko
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thats because I tried to make a jif
Nov 21 2013 12:48AM
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Flacko
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gif* lol
Nov 21 2013 12:48AM
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Phil-X-
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On http://www.kmbc.com/ ? The Kansas City news?


Im not gonna say that I saw this story a few months ago or anything... but heres the link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/kansas-city-underground-homeless-camp_n_3045943.html
Nov 21 2013 1:07AM
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-WZ-
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omfg hahaha best bump in a long time
this may be the last time we hear from OP if he ventures into underground hobo city
Nov 21 2013 1:08AM
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Davy.Crockett
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where do you live? is it in forest park? they all sleep in the park i live right next to it
Nov 21 2013 1:10AM
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Flacko
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I live next to forest park, off of skyline... this is behind the qfc by forest heights
Nov 21 2013 1:14AM
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will_powder
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Holy crap this is so creepy

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Nov 21 2013 1:21AM
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qeefmasterflex
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Politely ask to cross the path. You will have to a answer a riddle, but if you are right you get three wishes. Then when crossing the path the hobos occupy drop some Cinnabon delights. Continually drop them to lure the animals out of the area. Finally end the trail of Cinnabon in a river. Hobos can't swim it's a fact. The piranhas you so coincidently placed up stream will do the rest of the work.
Nov 21 2013 1:29AM
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Dlud
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It would take a crane to get it out lol
Nov 21 2013 1:45AM
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