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Newschooler45
Posts: 380 - Karma: 10
What types of food make you fart?
I would not be asking this question if I did not have a problem.
Oct 17 2004 2:29PM
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alisly
Posts: 615 - Karma: 10
gross
Oct 17 2004 2:30PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
puke



on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255


RIDEblunt
Oct 17 2004 2:39PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
only skevy stoners fart
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
Oct 17 2004 2:40PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
senor froggy's
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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

...:::~*Beckster*~:::...
Oct 17 2004 6:32PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
taco bell


did that make any sense?
Oct 17 2004 6:32PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
pizza, cheazzy bread, eggs, ussually during meals of all sorts

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Oct 17 2004 7:52PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
mini wheats, the brown sugar ones



To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
Oct 17 2004 8:12PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
oreos sometimes.





(zach)




HOMER - im gonna go warm up the car
MARGE - they've only thrown one pitch
HOMER - and it sucked.
Oct 17 2004 10:00PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Stool softeners.
-TAK, PPPhD
Oct 17 2004 11:01PM
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