The "projob"

Today I will cast the tale of a carnal instinct that has been unknowingly growing inside all of us since we first realized how amazing candy was, and combined a few years later with our first hard ons. Yes, I am talking about the combination of candy and blowjobs. Growing up, perhaps even in your little league dug out you first experienced pop rocks. The sweet candy that literally explodes flavor Into your mouths. The idea didnt initially strike me till years later (circa 2007) while viewing a throat fucking porno so intense the dick eating whore was crying penis induced tears of pain, but when it struck i knew I had found gold. My friends I am talking of the pop rock blowjob! For years the idea grew in the back of my head yearning to be fulfilled. The problem simply being where the fuck do you buy pop rocks. After years of rummaging through candy shelves just weeks ago i found my holy grail, a three flavor combo pack of pop rocks, blueberry, punch, and sour apple. The task from this point on was simple because girls love candy. So i suggested the idea to my girlfriend and obviously it was accepted because lets face it either way I was getting a blowjob, this way my dick just tasted like a fruit punch hard candy. Let me begin to tell you that it was everything i had always imagined, the warm wet sensation of a blowjob combined with the tickling sensation of the bursting pop rocks. The Bottom line here gentlemen is that you havnt had a blowjob until you have had the "projob" it benefits everyone involved and the memory will be cherished forever So friends post your quests for projobs here or other crazy blowjobs you have received.