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Advice for life...

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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
Leave a piece of life advice.

Doesn't matter if it's specific or more general. Doesn't really matter if it's your original though or advice you've picked up along the way from someone else.

If you were going to give someone you don't know some advice, what would it be? Something that could be beneficial to a stranger out there.





"So toss away stuff you don't need in the end, but keep what's important and know who's your friend" - Phish

Lyrics but I feel it's good life advice.
Aug 23 2012 6:49PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
be yourself and don't give a fuck what other people think. keep your family first. always try and be happy.


oh and #YOLO
Aug 24 2012 1:46AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
"I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And along the way, lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you."
-Neil Degrasse Tyson
Aug 24 2012 3:24AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
I almost forgot "live laugh love". I have it tatoo'd in chinese on my arm






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Sep 5 2012 7:29AM
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G_1
Posts: 79 - Karma: 14
Sep 5 2012 7:53AM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
So before you poop, to prevent water splashing back up and hitting your butt hole, put down a layer of toilet paper first.
Sep 5 2012 8:05AM
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Alpineslide
Posts: 405 - Karma: 49
don't force the feel... feel the force
Sep 5 2012 8:06AM
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Inspire
Posts: 113 - Karma: 20
Drop the soap, it be good.
Sep 5 2012 8:24AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
"Get rich or die trying"

Oct 14 2012 7:58PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
"Chase the paper not the bitches, bitches come with the paper"
Oct 14 2012 8:20PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
shit happens.
Oct 15 2012 12:12AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4226 - Karma: 10,626

Family first

Friends second

School third

Fun shit fourth

*don't give a shit what others think about you.

Oct 15 2012 12:55AM
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GingLife
Posts: 170 - Karma: 67
Work hard then play hard
Oct 15 2012 1:24AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
beer.
Oct 15 2012 1:30AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
best advice ever
Oct 7 2013 9:22PM
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CosmicBrownie
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,177
It's better to try and fail than to never try at all
Oct 7 2013 9:42PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
haha goes perfectly with your icon

Oct 7 2013 10:15PM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
Do what you love and love what you do
Oct 7 2013 10:16PM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 998
Soak gummy candy in vodka for a day and you will get smashed when eating them. Fact.
Oct 7 2013 10:25PM
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CosmicBrownie
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,177
aka jello shots
Oct 7 2013 10:25PM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 998
No Jell-O shots are Jell-O shots. I'm talking about like eating gummy worms or bears after being soaked.
Oct 7 2013 10:27PM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
be positive, be passionate about something, clean up after yourself, optimize your ideas, add to someone else's story.
Oct 7 2013 10:48PM
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DaffyDaDak
Posts: 864 - Karma: 433
You never step into the same river twice.
Oct 7 2013 10:55PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Live a life perpetuated by positivity and influenced by happiness.
Oct 8 2013 12:41AM
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JIB_WALRUS
Posts: 671 - Karma: 130
Money is like water, don't run out!
Oct 8 2013 12:44AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
Just fuck it.
Oct 8 2013 12:47AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
something I've been trying to do more and more keep an open mind. Had some one tell me imperial measurements is better then metric, and i thought he was really dumb but i stuck around and we talked about it. He said the metric system is retarded so what if you can move a decimal, a foot can be broken down into 1/3 and 1/4 like in a 12 or base 16 system which can go into binary (whatever that means) also it's a perfect square. really bad example, but listen to someone before you completely write them off.
Oct 8 2013 12:58AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
If you really want to tear someone a new asshole (coworker, spouse, family member, friend, neighbor)...give it 24 hours...if you still feel the same way, then go for it. You will have probably gotten over it.
Oct 8 2013 1:11AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Like your husband when he stacks firewood improperly ?
Oct 8 2013 1:35AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
zactly!
Oct 8 2013 1:37AM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
You can't trust a man with a ponytail
Oct 8 2013 1:51AM
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RipeTomato
Posts: 231 - Karma: 289
threads
Oct 8 2013 2:44AM
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TobiasFunke
Posts: 317 - Karma: 148
The best time to plant an oak tree is 30 years ago. The next best time is now.
Oct 8 2013 2:54AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
work like nobody else will, live like nobody else can


Oct 8 2013 3:53AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
"Just ski down there and jump off something for crying out loud." - Shane McConkey


Oct 8 2013 4:22AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Don't waste a second of your life caring what people think of you. DO exactly what you want when you want and the right people will stick around.
Oct 9 2013 12:33AM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
Dessert First!!
Oct 9 2013 12:36AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale
Oct 9 2013 7:49AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
#1 rule, always trust your gut
Oct 9 2013 9:06AM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,032
Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Oct 9 2013 10:57AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Never fry bacon naked.
Oct 9 2013 1:53PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
next time you are feeling lazy: life is full of things you don't want to do
Oct 9 2013 1:54PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
dont put your head in a pot of boiling water
Oct 9 2013 1:59PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
Always give a fuck. Always try to care. Everytime anything bad has ever happened in life it has almost resulted directly from me not caring enough about what I was doing or involved in.
Oct 9 2013 2:41PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
me ang my ego
it go wherever we go
Oct 9 2013 3:16PM
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