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Don't you hate it when....

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BIll.Lumbergh
Posts: 128 - Karma: 12
You go to take a shit, expecting it too be a satisfying, but you just end up farting into the toilet bowl a bunch?


I do.
Aug 22 2012 4:00AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
dont you hate it when you expect to fart and suddenly you're taking a shit?
Aug 22 2012 4:01AM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
Yeah thats sort of like the time I went to take the shit, but forgot that my anus was filled to the brim with a dildo! Instead of shitting, I shot a dildo rocket out of my ass that cracked the toilet! Dildo-ey water got all over the floor and we had to call a plumber and everything. My parents didn't care about the money they had to pay, but they were pissed I used their dildo. And somehow they found out that I was using their special smuckers as lube and I got grounded for that. I just wish I had a normal life.
Aug 22 2012 4:03AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
hahahahaha that was good. +k to you sir
Aug 22 2012 4:10AM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
Don't you hate when you go to take a shit, and you are eaten by a T-Rex???
Aug 22 2012 4:17AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
dont you hate it when you expect a thread to be successful and its not.
Aug 22 2012 5:57AM
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Nikkekoivisto
Posts: 602 - Karma: 1,233
Dont you hate when she was only 17
Aug 22 2012 6:24AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Don't you hate it when she has a bigger dick then you?
Aug 22 2012 7:46AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Yes.
Aug 22 2012 8:11AM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
when your anus is urinated in
Aug 22 2012 8:16AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i was going to post this here when i saw the thread title, but after reading OP ;) i'd say it's pretty swell.

i do hate it when i expect my poop to be a clean, dry wipe but it turns out to be a spicy mess
Aug 22 2012 8:47AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
no. i love it how my anus explodes
Aug 22 2012 8:49AM
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