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Stupidest things you have done

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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
When I was 6 I threw rocks at cars along with kids in my class. It was all fun and games until one of the kids broke some woman's window.

Another time I was hanging out with my friends who were doing graffiti. A police showed up and we all dipped out fast as fuck. I ran across peoples yards jumped fences and kept running as fast as I could heading to my friends house when a patrol car swerved and sped towards me at the end of the road. I turned and went though more houses yards hurdling fences. I then heard dogs in the distance thinking ohhh shit Im fucked. I had been running for about a mile and now my energy and stamina was shot. And the dogs were after me. Still putting in all my energy I had left plus that adrenaline boost I was running as fast as I ever had but the dogs eventually got me and took me down in some ladies yard. The dogs hurt like fuckers. I got arrested and charged with tress passing and resisting arrest. I was 14 when this happened so I got my record cleared when I turned 18.
Aug 21 2012 10:05PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,960
i have never cared less in my life.
Aug 21 2012 10:08PM
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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
Thats cool man. Did I ask you to care? Its simple don't post if your not interested.
Aug 21 2012 10:10PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
Whoa dude your like trilla as fuck!
Aug 21 2012 10:10PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
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Aug 21 2012 10:11PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
You make shit threads. Huge, grainy, brown, steamy, rank turds of threads.
Aug 21 2012 10:12PM
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P-HAGAR
Posts: 608 - Karma: 159
wheres AR6 rider when you need him?
Aug 21 2012 10:13PM
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NewEscuelers
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that post made me happy
Aug 21 2012 10:14PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
So you ran 50 feet in someones back yard and then stopped and begged for mercy. Rad.
Aug 21 2012 10:15PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Getting AIDS from a used pot needle.
Aug 21 2012 10:16PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,960
pot needle.. i pray thats a joke
Aug 21 2012 10:17PM
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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
I like my threads that way. Chunky steamy and brown.
Aug 21 2012 10:18PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
Check your metah brotha mon
Aug 21 2012 10:19PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
What's up with all the hate, this guy just told a pretty entertaining story.
Aug 21 2012 10:21PM
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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
Pot needle are the real dealio man. Not something be be messing with.
Aug 21 2012 10:22PM
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introvert
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I wish it was
Aug 21 2012 10:22PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
Your thread sucks chode dude, just ask for it to be deleted, not to be mean, but it's going nowhere. sry
Aug 21 2012 10:25PM
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baethoven
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Aug 21 2012 10:25PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,960
really? excuse me while i go try some stuff. if im not hospitalized ill be back soon.
Aug 21 2012 10:26PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
How about you gtfo?
Aug 21 2012 10:27PM
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introvert
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But, the stupidest thing I've ever done was getting busted by the police with a bong.


Shit sucks
Aug 21 2012 10:28PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51646 - Karma: 162,278
This was when I was younger. Me and my friend were kicking it in the woods when we saw an abandoned house at the end of a dirt road. We decide to scope it out. So we knock on the door and this old lady answers. We were like holy fuck/wtf. Didn't expect anyone to be there. Anyway she told us how she didn't get many visitors(probably none) and would like us to come in and have some cake and talk with her. We were kind of paranoid but we're pretty baked so we said fuck it, free food. Also we didn't want to be dicks to an old lady. We aren't like that. Anyway my friend used he bathroom and well she was gone it was kind of awkward at first talking to this lady. Was sooo pumped when she came back. Anyway it got a little better. Then I started to feel funny. I woke up locked in a cage and couldn't figure out what happened. My friend was sweeping the house for this lady. I'm thinking what the fuck, this old lady thinks she can just get free slave labor. Anyway she makes my friend grab a bunch of wood and get the fire going. Then she starts saying shit about us looking tasty and I'm getting really freaked out now. So when the lady was in the kitchen I whispered to gretel that this bitch was crazy and we needed to do what ever we had to in order to get the fuck out. So the lady comes in and starts bitching at her about the fire not being hot enough. Tells her to lean over and scope it out. Not I'm really getting scared. Luckily she sense that this lady was fucking nuts and gretel played dumb until the lady showed her by standing in front of the oven and then I yelled "DO IT NOW!!!!, and she pushed her into the oven. It was fucking wild. Then we got the fuck out of there, felt kinda bad for the old bitch but whatever, she was sketchy as fuck. No wonder nobody visited her. Fucking deliverance fuck. Then walking through the woods trying to find the way home I notice the breadcrumbs I had left on the way into the woods to mark the path. For some reason we thought they were all gone and we were lost but we were really just high as fuck and couldn't find the trail we marked. Anyway we got out of there and got back home. Wildest story of my life.

Aug 21 2012 10:30PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
yea man, like totally broo smok3 w33d 3v3ry day
Aug 21 2012 10:37PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Cool story hansel...
Aug 21 2012 10:40PM
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boomie
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 3,165
lol sounds legit
Aug 21 2012 10:43PM
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Aiden-P
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dece
Aug 21 2012 10:49PM
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baethoven
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Lol


thank you Abortionater for setting up the most appropriate use of this saying to date!
Aug 21 2012 10:50PM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
I got busted by my uncle when I was fucking his horse in the barn (its a female im not gay) and he got so mad that he made me clean the horses anus with my toothbrush and then I had to brush my teeth
Aug 21 2012 10:52PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
It took me awhile to realize this was hansel and grettle
Aug 21 2012 10:53PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
bahahaah best part of that story.
Aug 21 2012 10:54PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
I signed a year lease on a house with a bunch of fucking loser kids who i thought were legit.
Fucking stupidest shit ever.






A word of advice: make sure your roommates are clean, morally straight individuals with some sort of long term goals in life besides smoking weed and "chillin"





Aug 21 2012 10:56PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Shut the fuck up, your username is Diamond_Life and you are now my least favorite member. Find a shoe and insert it into the back of your throat.
Aug 21 2012 11:01PM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
so the dog were cop dogs? and how did getting bit turn out? did they just chomp once and pin you or did they bite in several places?
Aug 21 2012 11:02PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
fleeing arrest after being caught on a school with paraphernalia and ganj in separate bags (trafficking) running through a field and hiding in a bush. Happened a couple nights ago.
Aug 21 2012 11:07PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Jerked off using icy hot
Aug 21 2012 11:08PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
friend did this with rub a535. He was screaming, and said his dick was red and burning.
Aug 21 2012 11:09PM
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daannnnieel
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friend did this with rub a535. He was screaming, and said his dick was red and burning.
Aug 21 2012 11:09PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Top fucking notch dude.
Aug 21 2012 11:12PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
Knew the condom broke. Kept going. Went inside her.


ALMOST....had a baby. Thank God for plan b.
Aug 21 2012 11:15PM
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Rhys.Peice
Posts: 485 - Karma: 40
how can you say this when your name is kush_DADDY?
Aug 22 2012 1:19AM
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Pichi
Posts: 62 - Karma: 185
Made a sound bomb and threw it in the trash can during recess. Like 15 minuts after the class started the bomb went off and I had to pretend I was surprised. The steaming bottle landed right next to a chick and almost burnt her.
I got expelled after that =S.
Aug 22 2012 1:25AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
Cause i think this is funny
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to clarify, im down with the gange, but you must do more that just blazzzah the sweet herb...
Aug 22 2012 1:30AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
I saw a Montgomery county, MD cop car in Fairfax, VA and i was all like "hes out of his jurisdiction" so i smoked a jay right behind him.
Aug 22 2012 1:30AM
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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
The dog was a police dog and it bit me in the arm and tore the shit up and pinned me down and didn't let go until the police got on my back and cuffed me. It hurt like a fucker. Then I was carted off in the ambulance and got stitches. I have learned running from the police may only work once or twice and if you are caught running its like getting triple fucked. Its not worth it unless you know for sure you will get away.

A kid I know at my school got the police heli after him when he was caught with two ounces of marijuana. He also had shrooms on him so he ran. They got the dogs, all the police in my town, and some portland police, plus a helicopter with inferred. Shit was all out. Its crazy the amount of money and energy the police will spend just to catch a teen with drugs. Was the kid harming anyone else? NO. Why the fuck do you need a heli to catch a stoner?
Aug 22 2012 1:52AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
I've drunkenly set fire to a few american flags in my day
Aug 22 2012 2:20AM
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B-runge
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Aug 22 2012 2:21AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Good one...
Aug 22 2012 2:27AM
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DaffyDaDak
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Aug 22 2012 2:34AM
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LIL-WAT
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Your mums a good one..
Aug 22 2012 2:35AM
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E__
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Highly doubt it but you can try.
Aug 22 2012 2:52AM
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Nate_Higgers
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This better be a fuckin joke
Aug 22 2012 10:32AM
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