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Have you ever fired a bazooka?

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Mike-O
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I have.


Come at me, bro.
Aug 21 2012 2:02AM
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FatWhore
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Aug 21 2012 2:04AM
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ihitchadsgap
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and where the fuck did you manage to get that?
Aug 21 2012 2:05AM
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Mike-O
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The motherfucking army.
Aug 21 2012 2:06AM
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Mike-O
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Just sayin'.

I'm watching Rambo: First Blood right now and this cat knows what's up.
Aug 21 2012 2:08AM
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Mike-O
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But seriously, all you gun nuts, fuck you, I will kill you if you cross me. I'm a trained soldier. Opinions are worth their weight in gold, but I am trained and will not hesitate, even as the pacifist that I am. US denizens, stop your gun hoarding bullshit.

Get those bucks on hunting season, free those highways from the moose, but other than that, but your fucking guns down.
Aug 21 2012 2:12AM
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roddy116
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hmm i guess you are really a sociopath...
Aug 21 2012 2:15AM
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Peter.
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you suck
Aug 21 2012 2:18AM
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Mike-O
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Sociopathism coming straight at ya.

You won't see me coming.
Aug 21 2012 2:29AM
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Mike-O
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So, where are the gun claims?
Aug 21 2012 2:31AM
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El_Barto.
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pft. I flew the enola gay over hiroshima. Come at me bro
Aug 21 2012 2:34AM
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s_a_m
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I have also shot a bazooka.
Aug 21 2012 2:46AM
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Mike-O
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I'm sure you have. But the eradication of the foolishness of NS was not in your mind as you fired it, was it?
Aug 21 2012 3:10AM
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Mike-O
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Kids, don't ever drink and shoot a bazooka.

People get hurt.
Aug 21 2012 3:25AM
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Dragonite.
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Your random rambling threads are becoming tiresome. It's cluttering all the other rambling threads.
Aug 21 2012 3:28AM
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Mike-O
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Please proceed to show me my "other rambling threads". I'd be glad to see them.
Aug 21 2012 3:30AM
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Just_Send_It
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your my favorite member. I just thought you should know that.
Aug 21 2012 4:11AM
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I_Am_Mod
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a bromance be brewing .....
Aug 21 2012 4:14AM
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Mike-O
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DAAWWWWWWW
Aug 21 2012 4:35AM
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Rafiki
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ya i've played call of duty also.
Aug 21 2012 4:56AM
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7-3instacall
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who the fuck claims they are something anyways??
i did not dislike
op till now i think
Aug 21 2012 6:55AM
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WI_Personallty
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cool man. the taliban do it every day.
Aug 21 2012 7:21AM
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.Hugo.
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I'm not scared
Aug 21 2012 8:14AM
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maximiliaan
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i fire a "bazooka" every night in bed
Aug 21 2012 9:04AM
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Kebec
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i have an airsoft gun, BITCH!
Aug 21 2012 9:32AM
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A.Paul
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I have two swingsets and I once killed a bear with a gun
Aug 21 2012 9:41AM
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iSmokeweed
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the only bazooka ive fired was came from my dick and landed on your mothers face.
Aug 21 2012 9:42AM
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elemeno89
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you sound like the hobo at one of my softball games...

Aug 21 2012 10:32AM
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DERS.
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BURN
Aug 21 2012 12:24PM
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Olimar
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Psh. a bazooka? I lead the mother fucking Doolittle Raid. Yeah! fuck you!
Aug 21 2012 12:29PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I shot a bb gun once. Fuck wit us
Aug 21 2012 12:46PM
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Big5hifty
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Aug 21 2012 12:57PM
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elemeno89
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possibly one of the best gif's ever. +k sir
Aug 21 2012 2:55PM
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Mike-O
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Aug 21 2012 5:25PM
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crab_pretzel
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im sorry, i cant quite decipher what you mean by but my guns down.

oh, and this is basically the story of my life right here:

so yea, ive done it all. haters.
Aug 21 2012 5:36PM
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yeahno
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Aug 21 2012 5:45PM
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HamFaceGirl
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YOU'RE A PHYSCO
Aug 21 2012 5:45PM
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Mike-O
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I might be nuts, but I'm no physco.
Aug 21 2012 5:53PM
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TheMEXICAN
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i have an at4 in my garage claim
Aug 21 2012 7:25PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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I played volleyball today /claim
Aug 21 2012 9:03PM
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Phil-X-
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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Aug 21 2012 9:16PM
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Chubz.
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orly
Aug 21 2012 9:21PM
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PJS.
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Aug 21 2012 9:23PM
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TNORTS
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MIKE O for president
Aug 21 2012 9:32PM
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FrysNation
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own 2 nerf guns and a cap gun/claim
Aug 21 2012 9:45PM
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Mike-O
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List these ways please, kind Sir.


KABOOM
Aug 23 2012 1:12PM
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crab_pretzel
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'MURICA!
Aug 23 2012 2:04PM
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Master_Debater
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No, I have not shot a zooka, however I have used a continium transfunctioner.
Aug 23 2012 2:08PM
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Heart
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legitly? if so... why?
Aug 23 2012 2:10PM
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I_Am_Mod
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yesterday i went to the miltary supply store to get some painting equipment and new work gloves, long story short, it has an RPG7 hanging behind the desk of the gun cage and last time i was there, there was a client who requested to see a gun that was stored behind it and this 17y old intern girl stands up on her chair to grab it and accidentally knocks the RPG off its brackets and it fall nose first into the ground, goddamn was i happy it was a deactivated round ....
Aug 23 2012 2:20PM
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theline
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