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Best yo-mamma joke

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jeb_b_vt
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Aug 14 2012 9:18PM
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Aidan-G
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Who would joke about ones mother? That's a terrible thing to do
Aug 14 2012 9:19PM
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borealridah
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Aug 14 2012 9:20PM
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profa_212
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Aug 14 2012 9:21PM
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thewhiteprophet
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fuck your combo
Aug 14 2012 9:22PM
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DERS.
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i fucked your mother
Aug 14 2012 9:23PM
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t.dough
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Aug 14 2012 9:29PM
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jeb_b_vt
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Shut up
Aug 14 2012 9:29PM
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borealridah
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Aug 14 2012 9:35PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Aug 14 2012 9:35PM
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715.
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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail. Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges. Yo mama is like bazooka bubble gum, 5 cents a blow
Aug 14 2012 9:37PM
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Hypno_Cat
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YO MOMMA soooo old she lost her virginity to George Washington, i can't tell a lie, he POPPED HER CHERRY TREE!!!!!!

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Aug 14 2012 9:39PM
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midget.
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I fucked your father it was so gay of him
Aug 14 2012 9:39PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i combo'd your mother
Aug 14 2012 9:54PM
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Spinoza
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Yo Mama was kickin her cat down the street and and when I asked what she was doing she said "Movin"
Aug 14 2012 9:58PM
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Julian.F
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threadazaz
Aug 14 2012 10:05PM
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Crispy.
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My favorite:

YO MAMA SO NASTY, WHEN I ASKED HER WHAT'S FOR LUNCH, SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS.

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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates can't afford her liposuction.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
Aug 14 2012 10:06PM
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Peter.
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lost
Aug 14 2012 10:09PM
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iSmokeweed
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ahahahaahahhaahahaha
Aug 14 2012 10:57PM
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Ski_Alot
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i don't think that i will take you up on that

Aug 14 2012 11:29PM
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JAHpow
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Go mommas so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds
Aug 15 2012 7:50PM
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