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Sump pump problems

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tallteesteeze
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alright bear with me;

last night i had a party that got way out of hand, and i guess people decided to use my sump pump as a pisser? so anyways, there are two buckets, one with a pump and another bucket adjacent that isnt attached to the pump. Long story short, the bucket without a pump got pissed in more than the bucket with the pump. How do i drain this bucket? any help would be greatly appreciated
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RICK_ROSS
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what the fuck is a sump pump? how about you kick the bucket over and run out of splashing distance?
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artfullydodged
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Suck it out with a straw.
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KrazyistKarl
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pictures would help
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Broommasta
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id go pick up a book titled pouring buckets for idiots. read it, and you should have your answer somewhere in there.
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tallteesteeze
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sump pumps are pits in the ground, whoever is calling me an idiot is fucking retarded because they can not simply be picked up
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J_Christoph
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why was a pit in the ground named a sump pump
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MothaHucker
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I know what a sump pump is. where the hell is my e-cookie?
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bo0b
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Got piss in the wrong one #sumppumpproblems. I think we have then next trending twitter subject.
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Phil-X-
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I piss in my sump pump every night when I drink, prolly about 15 different guys have too, and 1 chick, I walked in on her doing it. Thats a whole nother story tho
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MLB
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ok....so since i live at the cottage i know exactly what your talking about. First turn off your sump pump ( turn the swtich off, or unplug the power). Now drain the pump, and drain the pissed in tank. Once the tanks are drained its time to prime the pump. There should a plug on the pump, and your gonna want to fill that up with water before you turn the pump back on. NEVER EVER TURN THE PUMP ON DRY. You will burn your pump. If this doesn`t work....send me some pics in a PM.
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Phil-X-
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Nigga knows his sump pumps
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tallteesteeze
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++++k tyvm!
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BROSEIDON
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aha i used to piss in mine all the time when i was a little kid
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TACO-DOG.exe
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like a stuffed bear or a live bear? if it's a live bear you should run the fuck away
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Peter.
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piss in the other one to even out the piss levels
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tallteesteeze
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its coo its stuffed
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skiminnesota
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the pumps not water cooled what are you smoking ? :)

no but forrealz OP, listen to the man.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i was just gonna say the same thing.
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Spinoza
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I dont think you've ever made an intelligent post
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
just put a garden hose in the pit and fill it up with more water and the sump pump will pumo it all out. im not sure why there is two piys though? if they are side by side, they must be joined together under the slab.
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tallteesteeze
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nah the second one was for if we wanted to put in a bathroom or something similar, not connected.
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KrazyistKarl
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pictures?
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