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Need ideas for a date

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Dragonite.
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I need legit ideas, so don't say "fuck her" and shit like that.
I'm heading to Connecticut to see this girl I really like next week and we want to go out and do something together. I'm 15 and I need ideas. All the movies suck, so that's out of the question. I can't drive and nor can she. I was thinking maybe go get icecream, walk around until it gets dark and then hit the park and make out. Anybody else have any good ideas? Help a brotha out
Also, we can't go to anyone's house.
+k for legitimate ideas.
Thanks
Aug 13 2012 1:16AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,737
you have to make your gf cookies to get laid..? But really weed is the way to keep em horny
Aug 13 2012 4:47PM
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Hamster.
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I mean if you have the money, this is quite thoughtful.
Aug 13 2012 4:50PM
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Hamster.
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hahahahahahaha win!
Aug 13 2012 4:51PM
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COCKTOMUS_PRIME
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thank you she knows whats up
Aug 14 2012 1:16AM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
hit the movie theater.

get a bag of popcorn.

cut a hole in the bottom of that bag of popcorn.

put your dick in that hole in that bag of popcorn.

offer that lady some popcorn.
Aug 14 2012 1:20AM
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Backyard.Skier
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Golden.
Aug 14 2012 1:26AM
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K-Dot.
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make sure to put extra butter on it. but excellent idea.
Aug 14 2012 11:30AM
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JzD.
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what the fucking fuck?
Aug 14 2012 9:23PM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
Get yourself some smuckers (to use as lube, of course) and a double sided dildo. Shove the dildo half way up her anus and then back yourself up onto the other half itll be a good bonding experience for you two
Aug 14 2012 9:25PM
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
squirtgun fight and tacos
Aug 14 2012 9:28PM
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Anathema
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buy this



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and drive her around on it.
Aug 14 2012 9:29PM
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
that is a grand idea
Aug 14 2012 9:33PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
possibly late night swim? your dick will never be harder in frigid water and boobs in your face.
Aug 14 2012 9:33PM
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Julian.F
Posts: 2738 - Karma: 1,280
pics of said girl are needed for further advice/opinions
Aug 14 2012 9:41PM
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DayMan
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Bahahahaha this might be sig worthy
Aug 14 2012 9:42PM
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chyu.boi
Posts: 343 - Karma: 42
Take her to dinner instead of ice cream. The rest is for you to figure out cause i don't know your town.
Aug 14 2012 10:24PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
nothing says i dig you like 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
Aug 14 2012 10:24PM
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MLeone
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I died hahahahha.
Aug 14 2012 10:36PM
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UFOsarereal
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Take her to the dollar store & give her like ten bucks to spend on statues or figurines or whatever. Tell her to pick out stuff that she's not that into (lets hope she doesn't have a thing for dollar store figurines, anyway). Buy some stuff for yourself -- ceramics or brittle plastics are the best materials for this.

Drive to a somewhat busy street (somewhere with at least two or three cars every five minutes works just fine), take out the lawn chairs you've had stashed in your car for this moment, set them up in a nice spot where you can see the road, and have her take a seat. Then line up all the figurines and shit you guys bought in the middle of the road.

Walk back to her and have yourself a seat, pull out some beverages & cheese, and watch cars run the stuff from the dollar store over.
Aug 14 2012 10:40PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
whenever i go into cold water my dick pulls a "scared turtle"
Aug 14 2012 10:51PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
roofie her, give a hamster cocaine then put it up her asshole, and see if you can coax it out of her mouth with the skin flute.
Aug 14 2012 10:54PM
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Hamster.
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What the fuck is wrong with you
Aug 15 2012 7:21AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
still havent caught on?
put liquid A on your dick and liquid B in her ass.
Aug 15 2012 7:31AM
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razors-chaz
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sorry to be a debbie downer but the things that are being mixed here are not things to be fucked about with. its a combination of ~30% hydrogen peroxide and potassium iodide both of which are irritants and hydrogen peroxide is fairly corrosive in that sort of concentration. the reaction itself is quite exothermic aswell and as one of the reaction products is water you can get serious steam burns. so not the chemikals you want to have in your butt.
to OP if you do wish to partake in an act like this i would reccomend sticking to using something like mentos and diet coke.
Aug 15 2012 8:30AM
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iRapeKittens
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Aug 15 2012 9:11AM
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