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Need ideas for a date

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Dragonite.
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I need legit ideas, so don't say "fuck her" and shit like that.
I'm heading to Connecticut to see this girl I really like next week and we want to go out and do something together. I'm 15 and I need ideas. All the movies suck, so that's out of the question. I can't drive and nor can she. I was thinking maybe go get icecream, walk around until it gets dark and then hit the park and make out. Anybody else have any good ideas? Help a brotha out
Also, we can't go to anyone's house.
+k for legitimate ideas.
Thanks
Aug 13 2012 1:16AM
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Backyard.Skier
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when you get past the making out part in the woods..

pee in her butt.
Aug 13 2012 1:18AM
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EricaMN.
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take her to dinner or something?
Aug 13 2012 1:20AM
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corona
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go on a date to the hardware store. buy gloves, lime, and a shovel. see where the night takes you.
Aug 13 2012 1:22AM
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iRapeKittens
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If you don't fuck her in the park you will bring great shame upon your family.
Aug 13 2012 1:25AM
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willJ
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Aug 13 2012 1:25AM
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Steeze_Minister
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Aug 13 2012 1:28AM
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Dr.Dickless
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your idea sounds pretty good to me, normally the simpler dates are better if you can keep her entertained with conversation the whole time

also a park with swings at night can be fun and weirdly romantic
Aug 13 2012 1:29AM
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thewhiteprophet
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why can't you go to anyone's house?
Aug 13 2012 1:29AM
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Backyard.Skier
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this has worked for me, kinda walked by it and we both were tired so we took a seat and just started to swing.

life is just easier on swings.
Aug 13 2012 1:31AM
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edai
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Straight to poundtown. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEA
Aug 13 2012 1:31AM
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Backyard.Skier
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because it's a date you stupid useless piece of poop.


Aug 13 2012 1:32AM
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thewhiteprophet
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he didn't specify whether it was a fuck date or not maybe it is a fuck date!
Aug 13 2012 1:35AM
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Dr.Dickless
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do everyone a favor and change your name to queefchief
Aug 13 2012 1:37AM
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willJ
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Aug 13 2012 1:37AM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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this. chicks love water sports.
Aug 13 2012 1:38AM
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7springsprod
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Haha I chuckled. OP, how about putt putt? Bitches love putt putt
Aug 13 2012 1:39AM
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iRapeKittens
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except don't be a fruit and call it a romantic adventure
Aug 13 2012 1:39AM
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Backyard.Skier
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if it was a fuck date why would you go to someones house..

they are like 15 and mommy and daddy will be home
Aug 13 2012 1:39AM
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geteducated
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red lobster and laser tag. you pick the order.
Aug 13 2012 1:39AM
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iRapeKittens
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This man pulls bitches, listen to him.
Aug 13 2012 1:42AM
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Dr.Dickless
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fuck bro, everybody loves putt putt
Aug 13 2012 1:46AM
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soulskier
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looks like you have it pretty well figured out
Aug 13 2012 1:48AM
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SlimDunkin.
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For all you young bucks looking to get a wicked hot date like OP


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Aug 13 2012 3:27AM
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Mr_Mackey
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No question. GO ANAL OR GO HOME.


M'kay
Aug 13 2012 4:24AM
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whoa-dere
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Aug 13 2012 5:58AM
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Spinoza
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Think of it yourself or you don't deserve her you jerk
Aug 13 2012 6:27AM
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COCKTOMUS_PRIME
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touch her and look into her eyes alot also smoke her up, first real date with a girl was when i was 15 smoked that bitch up with the shattest bud (about 3/4 was fuckin parsley) and gave her an excedrin that i smashed up into powder and a half an hour later i lost my v card bitches love drugs and sex ice cream and pizza helps. i got laid a couple days ago for makeing my gf cookies
Aug 13 2012 6:55AM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Careful of mosquitos, being bit while sucking face is pretty annoying.
Aug 13 2012 7:38AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Aug 13 2012 8:31AM
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cubber
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Came in here with a serious reply, remembered it was summer nsg, left scarred and I'm crying in the shower. Probably surrounded by dildos
Aug 13 2012 8:36AM
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Bogs
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but seriously. take her mini-golfing. its fun, makes you seem adorable, and plenty of places to get it on with her if things escalate. nothing more romantic or exciting or spontaneous than doing it inside the obstacles on a mini-golf course.
Aug 13 2012 8:57AM
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SterlingArcher
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take her zip lining
Aug 13 2012 9:00AM
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COCKTOMUS_PRIME
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im telling you get her stoned
Aug 13 2012 9:01AM
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*geezer*
Posts: 645 - Karma: 301
go for a hike, and end it with a picnic at dusk. If you want to win major points, make all the food yourself.
Aug 13 2012 9:38AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Take her to the nearest adult superstore
Aug 13 2012 9:42AM
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NinetyFour
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He should put a lid on that and see what happens. Also OP take her to the swings. Bitches deffinatley like the swings.
Aug 13 2012 9:56AM
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Captain_Slow
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Just take her to dinner?
Aug 13 2012 10:05AM
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danderson.
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Sounds good to me dude. Do it up.
Aug 13 2012 10:08AM
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PON3
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This guy knows!
Aug 13 2012 10:47AM
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rareison
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Bitches love shooting you with guns, true fact. Take her paintballing or to laser tag. Then go hang out at a mall, and buy her something nice. Then go home, and go for a walk or whatever an just talk. Then go for ice cream. Then get your schlong wet
Aug 13 2012 12:54PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Aug 13 2012 12:58PM
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-RDG-
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hahahaha
Aug 13 2012 1:03PM
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triss
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1 in the pick 2 in the stink=happyness
Aug 13 2012 1:18PM
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Peachbutt
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Don't do any corny shit...
Aug 13 2012 2:21PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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first time i fucked a girl i smoked her up and then banged her in my friends basement. shit was soooo cash
Aug 13 2012 2:26PM
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TRASHY.
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whenever you need good advice, always resort to NS
just get her really high.
Aug 13 2012 2:53PM
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Stose
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I'm on mobile so I can't post the meme, but I know someone will. Get her leaves, bitches love leaves
Aug 13 2012 4:20PM
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Mr_Mackey
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Aug 13 2012 4:29PM
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roddy116
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concert?

Aug 13 2012 4:33PM
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timmi
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One of the nicer dates I ever had we just walked to a park, sat on a bench and watched the sun go down, and talked for a few hours. We split a bottle of wine, but you may be young. A lot of girls feel a lot of pressure when you take them somewhere fancy for a first date.
Plus, the whole night only cost me about 10 bucks for a bottle.
Aug 13 2012 4:38PM
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