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Funny things to say to siri

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SteezySanders
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Hey newschoolers post funny things you can ask siri and her reply i'll start!

"Talk dirty to me"
Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.
Aug 11 2012 10:26PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,853
Where are the bodies burried?

In graveyards and dumps.
Aug 11 2012 10:28PM
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ColinB
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 2,236
"what are you wearing?"
Aug 11 2012 10:28PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
100% real

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Aug 11 2012 10:30PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
Suck my dick.



Guarantee that cheap slut wont do it.
Aug 11 2012 10:32PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
you can ask it where to hide a body and she will give u a legit answer....could be useful someday
Aug 11 2012 10:34PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,960
69 miles away. siri is so naughty
Aug 11 2012 10:40PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Tell siri to call you "maybe", so she says, from now on I'll call you "maybe"





Aug 11 2012 10:42PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
say penis XDXDXXD lololo :P X) so troll ahahahhihihi
trolololo
Aug 11 2012 10:48PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
"find me some some meth."

Aug 11 2012 10:50PM
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cwphoto
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this happened to me in colorado springs. not kidding
Aug 11 2012 10:59PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
"Tell me a story"
sometimes you have to bug her and keep asking, but she'll tell it

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Aug 11 2012 11:21PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
When I say "whores" it brings me 2 Hot N Sexy Escorts in Boston.
Aug 11 2012 11:26PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Ask her, "Siri, where the bitches at?" and she'll tell you the closest strip clubs.
Aug 12 2012 1:37AM
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Aton.Jones
Posts: 350 - Karma: 34
siri is the dumbest bitch ive ever talked to
Aug 12 2012 3:26AM
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Aton.Jones
Posts: 350 - Karma: 34
im waiting for the lawsuit cause that shit isnt even close to what they advertise on tv,john malkovich and scorsese are full of shit
Aug 12 2012 3:34AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I actually use it all the time for texting, getting directions, setting timers, setting reminders, making calls, etc. Works pretty well, better than any other voice command program I've seen.
Aug 12 2012 4:02AM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Talk dirty to me

"I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow."

wtf
Aug 12 2012 9:34AM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
i use it for directions a lot
Aug 12 2012 10:39AM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
hahahah nice eye
Aug 12 2012 12:21PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
I don't know... there are some pretty dumb bitches out there
Aug 12 2012 1:47PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Think it's bad for you? try in Canada.
Aug 12 2012 3:41PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
"Siri I love you." her response was "Oh, I bet you say that to all of your apple products."
Aug 12 2012 4:00PM
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SteezySanders
Posts: 174 - Karma: 112
thts pretty dirty!! driven snow is like brown!
Aug 13 2012 11:22PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
driven snow is like untouched just fallen snow. pure white.
Aug 14 2012 9:06PM
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Nikkekoivisto
Posts: 602 - Karma: 1,233
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its not siri but its counter part for it
Aug 16 2012 3:26PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
*ahem* that's driven ON snow.
Aug 16 2012 3:31PM
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FecundToddle
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy. Here, we bring you a list of 101 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers.

Check out: http://mobilesiri.com/funny-things-to-ask-siri/
Jan 17 2017 3:18AM
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The.Fish
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 4,988
FecundToddleApple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy. Here, we bring you a list of 101 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers.

Check out: http://mobilesiri.com/funny-things-to-ask-siri/


Did you just make your first post on a forum that is 4 years old with a link to a random website with the history of siri?
Jan 17 2017 8:25AM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
Charlie_KellySuck my dick.



Guarantee that cheap slut wont do it.

try the charging port
Jan 18 2017 3:47PM
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bjcali04
Posts: 10 - Karma: 44
ask her to beat box and she can shred
Jan 19 2017 11:31AM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
I made a thread about talking to you
Jan 20 2017 3:58PM
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