Replying to How Smart Is My Brother?

So, today I'm chilling in my room listening to music then my brothers friend walks into my room laughing, "Dude your going to have to take care of your brother." I'm thinking god damn it what the hell. It turns out my brother is piss drunk and its 6:00 pm. My dad gets home at 6:30. How much dumber can you get? I mean seriously. It's like use some common sense god damn.

His friend are assholes. They were laughing because he is going to get caught.