Whats the worst decision you've made or item lost when not sober?

i feel so much better

ran the gauntlet a second time, ended up in the drunk tank in my underwear. although it has made for the best story ever so actually i change my mind. probably pretending to be a ninja with a stick and accidentally breaking some guys window and having to pay $400 for it

Planned on only drinking a half water bottle of gin. Ended up challenging myself to pound the whole thing. Terrible Idea. I then proceeded to throw up everywhere, not be able to walk, and my pants fell down. Lost a new chillum too.

Decided it would be a great idea to go over a 6 foot or so low head damn in my kayak after about a 6 pack or so, while the creek was bigtime flooded. It was already dark, I couldn't even see the rapids to read em. got tangled in a downed tree and flipped, grabbed said tree and pulled my skirt only to see my boat fill with water and get ripped right out from under me before I could grab it. Stuck on an island i then had to swim across half the creek to shore where my buddy was, he had no idea I had even flipped. Lost my boat and paddle in the swim.

Found the boat about 400 yards downstream the next day, went out the following weekend and found the paddle about 2 miles downstream. Good I got everything back, but I was definitely shitting bricks thinking I'd never see my whitewater kayak again. Lucky I didn't drown honestly.

My Dignity......Banged my girlfriend. Then her cousin. Same night. Fuckin wasted.

For real though I almost fought my dad the other night. I'm 135lbs, and my dads 250lbs+, That would have ended real bad....