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What would you choose?

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BIll.Lumbergh
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i'd chose number 1 for sure
Aug 8 2012 3:20PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Number 2
Aug 8 2012 3:22PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Teleportation. for sure however I would like all of them at the same time. even the die at twenty seven part. That'd be fine with me.
Aug 8 2012 3:22PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
Id choose invisibility and I would touch the earth to make it invisible and everything and everyone would go invisible with it. No one would know what to do 
Aug 8 2012 3:23PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
I'd have to go with teleportation, traffic gets fucking annoying.
If I wasn't about to leave for college I'd go with restored youth so I could invest money in companies that are now huge when they were start ups like Google or Amazon and make huge piles of cash.
Aug 8 2012 3:23PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Teleportation. I have said in previous threads it would be the best thing ever. You wouldnt ever need to do anything. Wanna go skiing? Teleport to the peak, skip lift lines.. Wanna fly? Teleport 10,000 feet in the air with a wing suit. Need money? Teleport to a safe and take some. Need a place to sleep? Teleport to an empty hotel room.

TELEPORTATION ALWAYS FUCKING WINS.
Aug 8 2012 3:24PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
imma have to go with number 1, you get to re-live your live, PLUS a mill in your bank when you turn 21? fuck yee.

3 is pretty dope too, because i very much dislike riding in cars for a long durations and i dont like flying.
Aug 8 2012 3:26PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
i'm with the jew on this one
Aug 8 2012 3:27PM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,098
teleporting with invisibility in 2nd
Aug 8 2012 3:27PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
youth restored. couple of chicks i know then to stay away from. haha. plus the cash wouldn't hurt.
Aug 8 2012 3:29PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
He's got it right, you cant beat this shit. I love the examples too, especially the wingsuit one.
Aug 8 2012 3:29PM
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LarryPowers
Posts: 332 - Karma: 138
Teleporting for sure, I would warp to the best parks in the world, plus no more lift tickets, just teleport back to top
Aug 8 2012 3:30PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
teleportation
Aug 8 2012 3:30PM
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Murphology
Posts: 151 - Karma: 65
1 or 3 forsure
Aug 8 2012 3:34PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
numba one for sure.
Aug 8 2012 3:36PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
#3
Aug 8 2012 4:01PM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
#1 youth restored. Easy choice.
Aug 8 2012 4:06PM
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Ali.
Posts: 380 - Karma: 68
Number 1 for me
Aug 8 2012 4:11PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Teleport, hell yes
Aug 8 2012 4:16PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
#1 would be epic. i can't even begin to imagine all this shit you could get away with.

1) bet on all sports events and win
2) stop 9/11 and be a hero
3) slay any exam
4) know which girls will put out, thus avoiding unnecessary effort.


... and the list goes on.
Aug 8 2012 4:23PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,644
number 3, if you can bring any object you're touching with you, if not number 2
Aug 8 2012 4:38PM
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RawrRawrRob
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 685
Awh yea
Aug 8 2012 4:45PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Does number one reverse time, or does it just become like you were born 5 years ago?
Aug 8 2012 4:59PM
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Carl~Sagan
Posts: 135 - Karma: 15
im in it for the 14 inch dick
Aug 8 2012 5:01PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
#1 is good, and #3 a close second. I loved my childhood, and a million dollars? fuck yeah! and I would know where not to fuck up. I'd know everything.

#3 also good. Go skiing, anytime, anywhere. and just go anywhere. But, I feel that the traveling part is a main part of the fun! I could just teleport if I wanted to go somewhere fast, i suppose. not use it all the time
Aug 8 2012 5:34PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
1. if that million dollars is adjusted for inflation.
if not then god powers for sure.
Aug 8 2012 7:12PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
invisibility for sure
Aug 8 2012 7:14PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
I would say #1 at first but then if you think about it there might be a lot of fun taken out of life if you know whats gonna happen...then again maybe not
Aug 8 2012 7:17PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Teleportation, hands down. I'd get really fat though.
Aug 8 2012 7:17PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
I would have such a sick time as god mode that when I die at age 27 I would be happy with the godly life I lived.
Aug 8 2012 7:17PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
i already have a 14 inch dick so 4 is out of the question


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Aug 8 2012 7:18PM
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Spinoza
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But #1 is temping too. Dammit
Aug 8 2012 7:19PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
youth restored for me, i feel i live with to much regret and i would kill to go back and change things i said and did.
Aug 8 2012 8:23PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Teleportation would be cool. Nothing big enough has happened to me for me to want number 1.
Aug 8 2012 8:31PM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,280
Invisibility!
Aug 9 2012 7:37AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Jon Olssons life.
Aug 9 2012 7:54AM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
2 or 3
Aug 9 2012 10:59AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Teleport, for sure.
Aug 9 2012 11:04AM
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Grape_Juice
Posts: 33 - Karma: 41
number one for sure
Aug 9 2012 11:33AM
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Mr.Donut
Posts: 79 - Karma: 112
I'd choose 1
Aug 9 2012 11:37AM
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Benj.
Posts: 568 - Karma: 269
1. would be sick
Aug 9 2012 11:37AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
New question actually: If you chose #1, could you tell people that you know whats going to happen? Because if so id chose that, keep people from dying or just be better prepared.
Aug 9 2012 11:45AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
You've obviously never watched any of the final destination movies
Aug 9 2012 11:47AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Or butterfly effect... You cant fix things, it only makes other things worse.
Aug 9 2012 11:59AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
3
Aug 9 2012 12:06PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,862
Invisibility would be sweet
Aug 9 2012 12:22PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
#3
Aug 9 2012 12:26PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
#1 all day.
Aug 9 2012 12:32PM
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The_Beekeeper
Posts: 843 - Karma: 302
#3all day err day. Infinite money by robbing bank vaults.
Aug 9 2012 12:42PM
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