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Your sex life in three pokemon moves

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tightbhole
Posts: 42 - Karma: 12
sleep powder
pound
hydro pump
Aug 7 2012 10:21PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
green
airplane
potato
Aug 7 2012 10:22PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
quick attack
volt tackle
blast burn
Aug 7 2012 10:23PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Drinks
Sex
Splooge
Aug 7 2012 10:23PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
harden
sucker punch
final gambit shedinja
Aug 7 2012 10:26PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Growl
Earthquake
Hydro Cannon
Aug 7 2012 10:26PM
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F-Beezy
Posts: 365 - Karma: 86
definetely this
Aug 7 2012 10:26PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
growl
quick attack
selfdestruct
Aug 7 2012 10:27PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
pass
pass
pass



Captain virgin, reporting for duty
Aug 7 2012 10:27PM
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Ruffles
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 29
Pokemon is my guilty pleasure.
Aug 7 2012 10:27PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
quick attack
faint
Aug 7 2012 10:28PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
more like one:

But nothing happened!
Aug 7 2012 10:29PM
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ahmedthesailor
Posts: 314 - Karma: 38

harden

mud slap

flail

Aug 7 2012 10:29PM
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Mr.Burns
Posts: 30 - Karma: 15

mcdonalds

shoot

sleep

Aug 7 2012 10:30PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/537222/
Aug 7 2012 10:30PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
luls. for real.
Aug 7 2012 10:31PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
harden
quick attack
sleep
Aug 7 2012 10:32PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
harden
flail
run
Aug 7 2012 10:32PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
fuck run isn't a move, it's a command!!!



Harden
Flail
Roar


even better hahaha
Aug 7 2012 10:34PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Ice Beam
Dig
Leech Seed
Aug 7 2012 10:42PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
another one
dive
sky uppercut
confusion
Aug 7 2012 10:45PM
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pope.
Posts: 177 - Karma: 39
Bounce
Earthquake
Slam/Body Slam
Eruption
Knock-Out
Explosion
Self-Destruct
Sweet Kiss
Attraction
Stun Spore
Absorb
Giga-Impact
Take Down
Head-butt
Tacke
Struggle
Lick
Overheat
Harden
Sharpen
Minimize
Grass Knot
Double Team
Mega-Horn
Tail Glow
Snatch
Theif
Torment
Bite
Crunch
Beat up
Brick Break
Bulk Up
Focus Punch
Seismic Toss
Submission
Vital Throw
Mimic
Clamp
Double-Edge
Endure
Fissure
Soft-Boil
Egg Bomg
Magnitude
Pound
Scratch
Swallow
Spit Up
Strenth
Thrash
Wrap
Constrict
Surf
Dive
Vine Whip
Ice Ball
Mediate
Trick
Role Play
Doom Desire
Agility
Bullet Seed
Frenzy Plant
Sleep Powder
Dig
Mud-Slap
Spikes
Assist
Belly Drum
Disable
Camofalge
Encore
Extreme Speed
Follow Me
Focus Energy
Frustration
Return
Growth
Helping Hand
Horn Drill
Horn Attack
Lovely Kiss
Milk Drink
Ancient Power
Nature
Hidden Power
Secret Power
Pay Day
Pain Split
Present
Quick Attack
Rage
Recover
Recycle
Tail Whip
Tickle
Wish
Weather Ball
Rest
Aug 7 2012 10:54PM
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Carl~Sagan
Posts: 135 - Karma: 15
me first
gunk shot
milk drink
Aug 7 2012 10:54PM
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tightbhole
Posts: 42 - Karma: 12
you must be really cool in real life and you probably have a really big dick
Aug 7 2012 10:56PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
you're a solid member full of great contributions
Aug 7 2012 10:58PM
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INCISER
Posts: 83 - Karma: 12
red
green
blue
Aug 7 2012 11:02PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
Torment, horn drill, submission
Aug 7 2012 11:03PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
quick attack
rest
quick attack
Aug 7 2012 11:03PM
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tightbhole
Posts: 42 - Karma: 12
thanks bruh
Aug 7 2012 11:05PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

Struggle
Frustration
Minimize
Aug 7 2012 11:16PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
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Aug 7 2012 11:23PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Growth
Harden
Pound

Bone Rush
Thrash
Withdraw
Aug 7 2012 11:26PM
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Pretzel___Slaya
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 190
 
Aug 7 2012 11:27PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
sleep isnt a pokemon move duuuhhh

harden
flail
rest
Aug 7 2012 11:48PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
Are you and ribs related?
Aug 8 2012 12:39AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
self destruct
...
...
...
I swear this never happens to me
Aug 8 2012 12:43AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
Tickle
Tailwhip
Milk Drink
Aug 8 2012 12:46AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
harden
bone rush
self destruct
in that order

tis a sad existence
Aug 8 2012 12:47AM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71

Harden

Growl

Muddy Water

Aug 8 2012 1:10AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Tackle. Torment. Beat-up. O_o
Aug 8 2012 1:22AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Sleeping powder
Helping hand
Cut
Dig




Aug 8 2012 1:23AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
Ideally:

Lovely Kiss
Lick
Horn Drill

Realistically:

Struggle
Quick Attack
Rest
Aug 8 2012 1:37AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
future america's most wanted
Aug 8 2012 1:38AM
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Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38

quick attack..

it wasn't very effective

Aug 8 2012 1:52AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

somewhat unrelated, but always appreciated.

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Aug 8 2012 1:58AM
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Merlin.
Posts: 897 - Karma: 94
Harden

Bone Rush

Gunk Shot
FTW
Aug 8 2012 2:02AM
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crieschl
Posts: 644 - Karma: 108
Splash
Splash
Splash
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Aug 8 2012 2:08AM
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Mr_Mackey
Posts: 591 - Karma: 22
slowpoke
slowking
slowbro
Aug 8 2012 2:47AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Doubleslap
Megahorn
Hydro Cannon
Aug 8 2012 2:49AM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
first I play the poke flute.
then:

splash
splash
splash
Aug 8 2012 3:36AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
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Oct 22 2012 3:31AM
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