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Official fuck the Official shit thread

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Poundtown
Posts: 519 - Karma: 305
sick of seein "the Official im dope so post here" thread titles. just make threads, if its worth posting in, people will post in it.
Aug 7 2012 10:16PM
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Aidan-G
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Aug 7 2012 10:17PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejackulates.. BUT, only 10% makes it into his mate.

So 360 gallons spill into the ocean every time a whale blows a load.
Aug 7 2012 10:18PM
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theabortionator
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herp
Aug 7 2012 10:20PM
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FrysNation
Posts: 491 - Karma: 471
yum
Aug 7 2012 10:22PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Sometimes I like to masturbate in public hot tubs and get random women pregnant.
Aug 7 2012 10:24PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
just went swimming in the Atlantic today, i'm guess i'm covered in whale jizz
Aug 7 2012 10:31PM
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2_fadez
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http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm
more like 5 gallons at most
Aug 7 2012 10:34PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Awwww but it was so much funnier when it was 400 gallons
Aug 7 2012 10:36PM
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Randy_Quench
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Aug 7 2012 10:57PM
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Carl~Sagan
Posts: 135 - Karma: 15
i guess im fine with being covered in cum as long as it doesnt exceed 5 gallons of cum
Aug 7 2012 11:05PM
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ColinB
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 2,236
rules me out then..
Aug 7 2012 11:20PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 390
Shit show.
Aug 7 2012 11:40PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
How awesome, yet terrifying, would it be to cum 5 gallons of jizz
Aug 7 2012 11:41PM
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INCISER
Posts: 83 - Karma: 12
fuck you howabout that
Aug 7 2012 11:43PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

ohhhhhhh....that must be why the water tastes so salty

Aug 7 2012 11:44PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Aug 8 2012 12:14AM
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bangarangmules
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Aug 8 2012 12:17AM
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salomonskiier12
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Special delivery from OG mudbone
Aug 8 2012 12:21AM
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INCISER
Posts: 83 - Karma: 12
HAHAHAHA
Aug 8 2012 12:26AM
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Spinoza
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This is actually a great post haha
Aug 8 2012 7:05AM
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sweatshirt
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LOL
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Aug 8 2012 7:59AM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

I officially hate this fuckin thread

Aug 8 2012 8:16AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
this fuckin thread officially hates you.
Aug 8 2012 9:34AM
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