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right, the love of my life, Cara Delevingne, is dating that one direction doof Harry so now I'm kinda irritated. I asked her to prom & she said maybe & then to dinner & got no reply & now she's pulling this crap? Nahh hoe. She played me.
To make matters worse, I pulled some bitchass shit on the metro yesterday. This British babe, straight 11/10 with the sexiest accent was on the metro sitting in front of me with her parents & two brothers.. & I fookin started a conversation with the mother instead of her. Didn't get a name, a number, nothing. Now, I'm looking back & thinking "why the funksauce did I not say "'yolo"' & just sacked up a sack & just started a conversation with this babe". We made that 'glance' eye contact where you both look at the same time & then back away quickly like 50x.
