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Absolut vodka in 15 seconds

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notfunny
Posts: 97 - Karma: 15
this guy should be dead
Aug 6 2012 11:33AM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
That was just CGI dude
Aug 6 2012 11:40AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
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Aug 6 2012 12:01PM
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INCISER
Posts: 83 - Karma: 12
that's pretty fucked up.

I can chug liquor like that but I just throw it up in like 3 minutes or less
Aug 6 2012 12:06PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
ORLY?
Aug 6 2012 12:08PM
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INCISER
Posts: 83 - Karma: 12
well not that fast. but that much.
Aug 6 2012 12:11PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
Seems like a smart guy...
Aug 6 2012 12:11PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
vids or it didnt happen
Aug 6 2012 12:15PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
watch the jagerbomb one
he says he already drank a bottle of listerine and aloevera
Aug 6 2012 12:18PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Soooooo... Anybody want to set an over/under on when he dies?
Aug 6 2012 1:17PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
one uping himself. This guy's a G.


Aug 6 2012 1:22PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I have a friend that does this. He shotguns fourloko's too. He usually just passes out within a half hour of doing this though.
Aug 6 2012 1:24PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Sounds like a quality human being.
Aug 6 2012 1:34PM
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charcharbinks
Posts: 515 - Karma: 734
Jesus fucking christ.... that's just not right...
Aug 6 2012 1:38PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
He's in jail right now, but about to be transferred to rehab. Yup, thats my bestie. All that for a parole violation.
Aug 6 2012 1:49PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
jesus christ this guy is crazy
Aug 6 2012 1:54PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
My personal favorite is the one where he eats the tube of caulk or the 3 lit cigarettes or the tin of dip or maybe when he drinks 2 douches.
Aug 6 2012 1:56PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i logged in to say WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Aug 6 2012 2:28PM
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janetSkis
Posts: 112 - Karma: 14
hes from my hometown /claim (Albany NY), people always see him out on the streets and make him eat fucked up shit
Aug 6 2012 2:35PM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
There are people that can't do this?
Aug 6 2012 2:35PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Also, this makes me sick to my stomach.
Aug 6 2012 2:59PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51514 - Karma: 160,924
518
Aug 6 2012 3:04PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,795


3:55
Aug 6 2012 3:08PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Hahahahahaha

"Deep breaths, c'mon...  Deep breaths...*phew*!" 

That guy is so fucked. 

Aug 6 2012 3:09PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
I was about to call shenanigans. I mean what's to say its not just water in the bottle? But if he's legit... fuuuuuu
Aug 6 2012 3:10PM
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P-HAGAR
Posts: 608 - Karma: 159
lol this dude lives near me! haha guy is a class A retard but honestly whenever I go to chug vodka or shotgun a beer I go "3 2 1 SHOENICE!"
Aug 6 2012 3:11PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
why
Aug 6 2012 3:11PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

no way! i live here... and was going to post that he's obviously retarded but now i want to find him

Aug 6 2012 3:36PM
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janetSkis
Posts: 112 - Karma: 14
yup Ive personally only seen him at tulip fest, but a bunch of my friends have seen him wandering on madison ave, and another saw him in lake george
Aug 6 2012 3:44PM
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KAS
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 68
Shoenice is an animal
Aug 6 2012 3:48PM
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Inspire
Posts: 113 - Karma: 20
Absinthe! Go Go! :D

Aug 6 2012 3:49PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
He chained himself to the SUNY Albany fountain when they canceled fountain day.
Aug 6 2012 4:05PM
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janetSkis
Posts: 112 - Karma: 14
in this video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xz_xIKegTk&feature=plcp ) he pulls out of a street in malta and im pretty sure I know where it is.  I'm about to stake out in his neighborhood and find out where he lives
Aug 6 2012 4:08PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Holy shit I just watched one where he ate an entire stick of Old Spice. So fucking nasty, but this guy is the man
Aug 6 2012 4:19PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
I want to see him eat a cell phone, or insulation. Or how bout drink toilet cleaner or a gatorade bottle full of chew spit.
Aug 6 2012 4:25PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
Start at 5:40. You will gag watching this. Far worse

Aug 6 2012 4:26PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
Fuckin love shoenice's videos
Aug 6 2012 4:30PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

game on.

Aug 6 2012 4:31PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
he must have gotten the craaAAaaAAAaaaAAAAziest buzz from that
Aug 6 2012 4:32PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/champion
Aug 6 2012 4:34PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
518 represent
Aug 6 2012 4:44PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
not hating, but sounds like hes got brain damage from doing that. sweet trick though you got my respect.
Aug 6 2012 4:48PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
fuck shoenice
Aug 6 2012 6:00PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
frank the tank of real life
Aug 6 2012 6:22PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21661 - Karma: 4,104
hes fucked up 24/7 and has a screw loose or two

really sweet guy though
Aug 6 2012 6:35PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Holy fuck.

[IMG][/IMG]
Aug 7 2012 2:14AM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
someone post the baby powder video...this guy really gives in to youtube peer pressure
Aug 7 2012 2:19AM
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INCISER
Posts: 83 - Karma: 12
my friends and I do something like this.

my buddy got punched in the face by a pedestrian the other day
Aug 7 2012 2:27AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I mean, I do this sometimes too but this guy is fucking crazy.
Aug 7 2012 2:30AM
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EL.JUANO
Posts: 420 - Karma: 70
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Aug 7 2012 4:59PM
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