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Close encounters with the pigs

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yamahabdv
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Whats the craziest tickets you have gotten out of/ thing you had to do to avoid getting ticketed or arrested?
Aug 5 2012 5:55AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146

Piggggggggggggggs! my friend used to own one, the are pretty cool when they are little
Aug 5 2012 6:10AM
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iRapeKittens
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Aug 5 2012 6:15AM
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B.Aussie
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I went to a farm once and we touched them through the fence. One of the boys jumped the fence. Pretty crazy trick...
Aug 5 2012 8:21AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Had this happen once.



Aug 5 2012 8:38AM
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vordulmega
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One time me and my friend were rolling a joint at a picnic table in a park. A cop walked up from behind, walked around the table, stared us both down and was like "Is that weed?" To which I promptly replied "No Officer, this is kush" He had a good laugh and took away the .5 ish on the table without searching us or ticketing us
Aug 5 2012 9:43AM
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vordulmega
Posts: 513 - Karma: 47
By the way who the fuck actually calls cops pigs in all seriousness? like if you see cops coming do you actually say "oh shit nigga, its the pigs!" ?
Aug 5 2012 12:46PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Hahahha it's the fuzz! I was pulled over smoking a blunt in my car. Put it out and he walked up and asked why I was speeding (barely like 5 over) an I said I was late for work an apologized. He was either nose deaf, lazy or didn't give a shit because he had to have smelt it. Literally put it out while he's behind me with the blues on. whatever I'll take it.
Aug 5 2012 12:53PM
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Mr.Sloth
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One time I was driving around my neighborhood reposting in my car, and a cop drove by and smelled my repost. So he tried to pull me over but I pulled out my repost and reposted his repost
Aug 5 2012 12:58PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
I was having an aggressive, sweat 'close encounter' with this one sexy pig, unbeknownst to the farmer (we like it dangerous) when a police officer noticed my f-150 with cool lights on the roof rocking up on two wheels. I frantically pulled my pants up, the pig hid under my 8xl hoodie, then the officer was all like 'I'M IN' and the pig made us all blt's
Aug 5 2012 1:00PM
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Nurgle
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I had a encounter with piglets at the fair yesterday... they were so cute... I cared more about them, than most people and was quite happy when the owner said they werent being raised for processing.
Aug 5 2012 1:36PM
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MNS
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I got more drunk than I've ever been the other night, not claiming or anything at all,it actually really fucking sucked. But the girls I was with said I was in a full sprint running with cos behind me chasing at one point. Don't remember a thing--that was two nights ago
Aug 5 2012 1:39PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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one of the close encounters I've had that really sticks out was in my early 20's. it was about 9:30 p.m. and I had 30 lbs of oregano in the trunk on the way to drop in storage. cop passes me as i'm pulling in to my storage park. i see him go by, but don't pay it too much attention since he didn't turn around or follow me in to the lot, etc. so I continue in to my garage and unload (out of sight from anyone) and grab a few things from the unit real quick and bail. in and out.

the second i pull out from the storage park, he lights me up and pulls me over for a license plate light being out. (which was bullshit, btw.) get grilled as to what i was doing. just grabbing some clothes from my storage unit. get grilled as to which one was mine. obviously lie my nuts off. was respectful, and had my game face on, which is pretty damn good, so he never actually searched me, but he was looking for any reason he could find. Vehicle and my person were both completely clean, but it was still too close for comfort.

had my timing been any different, it could have ended very poorly for me.
Aug 5 2012 4:10PM
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soulskier
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i like you, haha
Aug 5 2012 4:12PM
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JIBpsy^^
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holy shit 30 lbs of oregano? you could make like a billion delicious pasta dishes.
Aug 5 2012 4:16PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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heee heee heee - love me some pasta!!
Aug 5 2012 4:22PM
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GayWolf420
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No, because I'm white.
Aug 5 2012 4:25PM
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iSmokeweed
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no one cares.
Aug 5 2012 4:38PM
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Avifarer
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Aug 5 2012 4:42PM
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vordulmega
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let me rephrase, do you say "oh dear, it appears as though pigs are coming from yonder" ?
Aug 5 2012 6:35PM
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AR6.
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Look who's fucking talking. Don't be a hypocrite.
Aug 5 2012 7:01PM
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GayWolf420
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Preferrably, yes.
Aug 5 2012 7:23PM
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bdarb207
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30 pack.. Shit son, I never want to roll anywhere with that in my car.
Aug 5 2012 7:37PM
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vordulmega
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nice
Aug 5 2012 8:48PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Aug 5 2012 8:50PM
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Aidan-G
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I was masturbating in public when a cop came up. He was gonna arrest me until he saw my 12 inch dick so he sucked me off instead. Good times, good times
Aug 5 2012 8:50PM
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MountainManDan
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That's me with a pig, like a year or two ago.

Aug 5 2012 9:04PM
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gotti
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Why did you put a sweatshirt on your pig?
Aug 5 2012 10:09PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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fuck, tell me bout it. i dont even like rolling with anything period. had a high tech hidden compartment, but still wont beat a good dog or a determined good ol boy out to save the world from evil people like myself. unfortunately theres no one else i trust with that kind of thing. lot to get beat for. so unfortunately till u get pablo status, sometimes ya gotta do a lil dirty work yourself.
Aug 5 2012 11:51PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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sorry...mobile, but less risk means less return. gotta stick your neck out just a hair if you wanna be anything other than a street hustler.
Aug 5 2012 11:54PM
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bdarb207
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^ true story. Glad I don't deal with shit like that anymore. Too stressful.
Aug 5 2012 11:59PM
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AaronO.
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my cousins used to have these fucking huge pigs when i was like 10 and they chased me through a corn field, it was scary shit.
Aug 6 2012 12:04AM
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E__
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My redneck friend farms pigs.
Aug 6 2012 12:04AM
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Broommasta
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my mum pigs your mum.
Aug 6 2012 12:06AM
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borealridah
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ban ban ban ban
Aug 6 2012 12:14AM
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MADDECENT
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Your username disgusts me
Aug 6 2012 12:41AM
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E__
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That's what I've thought for a long long time.
Aug 6 2012 12:52AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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woah ur names green

oh wait...
Aug 6 2012 2:41AM
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yamahabdv
Posts: 101 - Karma: 18
Okay Okay my bad using the term "pigs"
Aug 6 2012 4:10AM
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Broommasta
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just say douchebag assholes, its easier.
Aug 6 2012 4:34AM
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E__
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Not really.
Aug 6 2012 4:43AM
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bdarb207
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Haha lost
Aug 6 2012 9:38AM
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iSmokeweed
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i would rawdog the shit out of that pig. girl: 2/10 would not bang
Aug 6 2012 11:08AM
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Gods_Father
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shocked that nobody noticed this beauty

but omg don't make her cry

Aug 6 2012 1:27PM
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