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The My Boss is retarded thread

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skiyaker
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I'd like to hear all your terrible boss stories so I know mine aren't the worst haha
Aug 5 2012 1:48AM
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Aidan-G
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My boss has down syndrome
Aug 5 2012 1:53AM
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JIBpsy^^
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My boss could find away to bitch about getting a sloppy blowjob from Angelina Jolie while holding and adorable puppy with a IV bag full of military grade morphine in his arm. hes a real bastard
Aug 5 2012 1:56AM
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Parks.
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Haha idk why I laughed but I did
Aug 5 2012 2:06AM
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1337
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my last boss was a hardcore born again christian, made me pray sometimes before going out to film, before our business trip, etc.
Aug 5 2012 2:06AM
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LIL-WAT
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sounds truly delightful..
Aug 5 2012 2:08AM
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Aidan-G
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This is the "My boss is retarded thread"
Aug 5 2012 2:10AM
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NinetyFour
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Seeing how I worked at a family business with both of my parents I don't think I should be writing many things..... They are pretty good parents and I can't complain too much though.
Aug 5 2012 2:10AM
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NinetyFour
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Fucking autocorrect now it's a bitch. Work* I do still work with them....
Aug 5 2012 2:11AM
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Ribss.
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Sounds amazing...
Aug 5 2012 2:11AM
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Algebra
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My boss just posted the new schedule and I have worked the past 4 days with no days off, and it looks like this weeks schedule has me keep working non stop until Friday. The worst part is I can'teven do shit. I have to go to work at four and get home at 2am everyday
Aug 5 2012 2:15AM
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yourthemannowdog
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My boss spent 15 years in Jail for running the biggest marijuana smuggling ring in the USA during the 1980
Aug 5 2012 2:15AM
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7springsprod
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You can quit?
Aug 5 2012 2:22AM
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KANGAROOJACK
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how the christ do you get first comment every time?
Aug 5 2012 2:30AM
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Aidan-G
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Fast internet and extreme boredom
Aug 5 2012 2:31AM
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Dr.Dickless
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if you new him in real life you would understand

Positively, the most ADHD ridden fuck you have ever seen
Aug 5 2012 2:39AM
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Aidan-G
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You know nothing of real ADHD. You would be shocked
Aug 5 2012 2:39AM
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Dr.Dickless
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but its true!
Aug 5 2012 2:42AM
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CrotchKiller
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sounds like a real job......
Aug 5 2012 2:43AM
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Dr.Dickless
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i will take your job

Im so broke Im about to give up paying truckers for handies at the local flying jay
Aug 5 2012 2:49AM
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Ribss.
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Care to elaborate?
Aug 5 2012 2:52AM
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Aidan-G
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My mom works helping people with learning disabilities find jobs. I have been to her work and seen how disfunctional people with ADHD can be.

Also he's never seen how ADHD actually affects me, he just thinks he has
Aug 5 2012 2:54AM
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Dragonite.
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My boss is my dad hahaha
Aug 5 2012 3:28AM
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Ribss.
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Who are you?
Aug 5 2012 3:42AM
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E__
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Lol.
Aug 5 2012 4:40AM
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Laxkaka
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My dad is a boss so he's upv
Aug 5 2012 6:37AM
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Laxkaka
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So he's tha boss in tha house. He got mad when me and My brotha was making a summer setup.
Aug 5 2012 6:43AM
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BrewskiJr
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My boss is 38 and wants to take me to an avicii concert. He buys all of us lunch once a week too.. He's a boss
Aug 5 2012 9:55AM
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hokkanee
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My boss at one of my jobs is my mom, and my boss at my other job is a mod on here. Can't complain
Aug 5 2012 10:13AM
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ColinB
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Life's tough
Aug 5 2012 10:56AM
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SkiThe603
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Yesterday my boss came to my stand at work and decided to have me clean a 450 degree fryer while it was on, later he said that i should have waited till we closed
Aug 5 2012 11:05AM
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SlimDunkin.
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My boss is a 28 year old bar tender named rod, who does a lot of cocaine and sleeps with a bunch of different girl, I don't really like him all that much
Aug 5 2012 11:45AM
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Uah
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My boss has been everything from a chemical engineer, to a lawyer. He currently has a girlfriend 25 years his junior, who he rides his jetski and dirtbike with all day, every day. He's really quite fascinating and I myself often feel like the retarded one.
Aug 5 2012 12:06PM
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joshua
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Grow-up, big boys work full work weeks.
Aug 5 2012 12:07PM
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yourthemannowdog
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My boss is a coke head too. He is so unpredictable. Yesterday he was nice and strung out. A few days ago he was coming down from a coke binge and was pissy as shit

His wife is 20 years younger than he is
Aug 5 2012 12:24PM
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Master_Debater
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Is he the dude with like the smuggling syndicate in the San Fran Cisco bay? The one who got caught only because he left his notebook at Denny's? If it is that guy is incredible. World Class hustla.
Aug 5 2012 12:29PM
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gnartogue
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my boss hired 15 kids to do a a job that should take like 8 so now everyone only gets like 1-2 shifts a week and everyone is bitching and he just hired another kid...
Aug 5 2012 12:56PM
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Algebra
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... I'm not saying that's tough but add 7 more days to that then look at my co workers schedule, they have every other day off. Why?!
Aug 5 2012 12:58PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Lol no. I'm not gonna tell you who my boss is. Not yet
Aug 5 2012 1:09PM
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Nurgle
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Oh NOES! You got a job, and you Have to work?! What is the world coming to!
Aug 5 2012 1:28PM
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Nurgle
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Anywho, my boss is the shit.

For lunch last week we went and saw the new Batman, When I come in for the mornings he sometimes sends me out to get Chicken Biscuits, and likes to go out to eat, or order pizza.
Aug 5 2012 1:30PM
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joshua
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Haha thats awesome, just a casual 2 hr+ lunch break.....
Aug 5 2012 1:31PM
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Nurgle
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shhhhhhh
Aug 5 2012 1:34PM
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Ribss.
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Meh. Ok. Apparently we've met before.
Aug 5 2012 5:59PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Coke heads man.
Aug 5 2012 7:13PM
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TheRightCoast
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My boss is a pill popping fuck, he is a wigger and i would have no trouble fighting him, huge pus.
Aug 5 2012 7:28PM
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Laurent.
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My Boss looks like this:

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Actually, every single employee wears a black polar neck, jeans and thins specs.
There isn't a single thing out of place in the bright, white and meticulously cleaned office.

It's like some strangely realistic 1960's utopian future were everyone dresses like Steve Jobs and obsesses over the smallest details.

And no didn't didn't copy jobs, in a picture from 1982 they all look exactly the same as they do today.


/Swiss Architecture firms, strange places.
Aug 5 2012 7:38PM
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stickski
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my job is pretty easy and chill but my boss takes our time cards and throws them away and then undercuts our wages so we all have to take pictures of our time cards and call him on it and I have to go fight with him to pay me the hours I've worked haha I have no clue what his deal is
Aug 5 2012 7:50PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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Oh god I've been there, my first boss overhired like no other so everyone worked about 3 hours a week, not exaggerating. The guy would show up, clock in, leave work and do god knows what for 5 hours, come back, clock out and leave. He was old as shit and his only job was to hire people for summer and it was easy as fuck because there were so many applicants for my job. He somehow managed to fuck that up and hire way to many people.
Aug 5 2012 8:00PM
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Jib-Ninja
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My boss is the complete opposite. We were completly understaffed, so i was always staying 2 hours over my shift and having to do 4 peoples job by myself. And i was acting as the manager, doing all the manager duties..without the manager pay.

Now shes fired and we are back to full staff and everythings hood now but she was a cunt and i would like to kill her. /rant
Aug 5 2012 8:58PM
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