Should the guy really always text first?

Quality, thanks. +k

Fuck that get it from the friend and be honest. Lying is rarely a good idea

It goes nip ---> dick ---> vag ---> butthole y'all

I'm an Aplha male
And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

None of that applied to me. Sorry mayne.

Oh, but one day it will.

semi related.

You sir, are very welcome.

I was shocked upon reading your profile to learn you weren't from jersey. Please tell me you copy and pasted that and didn't spend time writing that garbage.

Never do it unless they ask! It's super weird to just receive one without wanting it

What's it mean if I call a girl (no answer) but she texts back?

It means she wanted to text. There's no secret meaning. Don't read into it

dick pic first bro!

I just fuck mad bitches bro.

probably with her friends/parents/at work or in some other situation where she can't be on the phone.

and most guys i start the convo at least as often as they do. my logic is that if i want to talk to someone i should talk to them. the exception is guys who are really bad about responding because it's not worth my time.

i'm sure everyone is going to talk shit on you for this post, but there's some truth to that explanation...and i lol'd quite a bit through it.

hahah word. super awkward situation.

That was wicked Ribss

This isn't true. Bitches always love dick pics, especially surprise ones.

man, i usually can't be bothered to sign in on this site and comment.. but you win. That was an amazing post. +k if that means anything

I was so into reading that, hahaha. Well done dude.

Hahaha this and username, classic

this is the second broest post on newschoolers.


i approve.

text her every night for 5 or 6 days straight around the same time. have some light hearted conversation and make sure she sends the last text each night. not you. that makes you look and feel like a boss. then all of the sudden stop texting her. for a couple nights she will expect texts from you but never get it. if you are cool enough, she'll text you first. if not, cut your losses and move on.

girls are spontaneous and shit. bitch ought to text me first.