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Making car interior smell good

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PON3
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NS! What stuff do you use or what do you do to make your car interior smell good?

Trying to find a good way to make my car smell good.

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Aug 3 2012 11:46PM
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NinetyFour
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Whenever I'm using my blazer to haul boards for any of my woodworking, thats the best smell ever. Usually hangs around for a few days. Sticks the best if the wood has had loads of cuts.
Aug 3 2012 11:48PM
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CrotchKiller
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Aug 4 2012 12:05AM
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PON3
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Ill just go chop down a big ol pine tree and let it sit in my car for a week haha
Aug 4 2012 12:40AM
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powderdrunkie
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sex panther
Aug 4 2012 12:43AM
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KEVTRON
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Aug 4 2012 12:44AM
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FerrisBueller
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i usually box

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Aug 4 2012 12:45AM
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PON3
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All jokes aside I was hoping to get a couple good responses out of it. But I guess since this is NSG late at night, I should of expected immature responses about smoking.
Aug 4 2012 12:47AM
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CrotchKiller
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black ice..... i already said that
Aug 4 2012 12:49AM
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Cannaburner
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my weed is nicer than that. /claim
Aug 4 2012 12:50AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Keep my BMX in the back of my whore runner. Makes it smell like tires which i like but i dunno if you are into rubber or something.
Aug 4 2012 12:50AM
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KEVTRON
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smells so fuckin good if you buy the multipack and just tie them together and throw them under you seat or something. over night your care will smell fucking awesome.
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Aug 4 2012 12:52AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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All natural here.
Aug 4 2012 12:54AM
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teleRADo
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get a piece of cedar, cut it into pieces, put it in a paper/cloth bag, put it under your seat
Aug 4 2012 1:00AM
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Static
Posts: 8570 - Karma: 4,097
get short leases on new cars
Aug 4 2012 1:03AM
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midget.
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I had this nasty smell in my car because we bought it off of a guy whos wife was brutally murdered in the back seat. My great aunt sheila told me of an ancient australian technique to improve the smell of a place. I had sex with a rabbit in the car and the smell came right out! Thanks aunt sheila!!!!!
Aug 4 2012 1:06AM
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soulskier
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i actually put my favorite pipe tobacco in a tea bag and let it hang from the rear view on a hot day
Aug 4 2012 1:08AM
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Stope.Neeze
Posts: 594 - Karma: 148
I fuck my dog in my car in the ass and it bleeds all over the seat and it leaves a nice scent.
Aug 4 2012 1:10AM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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I ground up coffee beans and leave them in the car over night and my car smells nice, yee
Aug 4 2012 2:04AM
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Dlud
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NEVER get the cinnamon tree car freshener, Its like putting a big red wrapper on your forehead. Insta-headache
Aug 4 2012 2:35AM
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LoathesRaisins
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I like the new car smell air fresheners.
Aug 4 2012 2:48AM
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whoa-dere
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i looked up what black ice smells like, and apparently it smells like guido orgy

Item: Little Trees Black Ice Car Freshener
Price: $2.49
Size: 3 pack
Purchased at: AutoZone
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Nice crisp scent. Black Ice is a cool name if you want to be a male exotic dancer or porn star. Better than any product by Axe. Inexpensive way to make your car smell nice.
Cons: Follow directions or your car will smell like a Guido orgy. Old ladies wearing strong perfume. A lot of effort for an air freshener. A guy wearing a t-shirt way too tight. Tanning to look like an Oompa-Loompa.
Aug 4 2012 3:54AM
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E__
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What I did recently was take out my seats and use:
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On them. That cleared the smell.

Then I took out all the interior and took out the carpet which was a lot of work but was worth it. I then shampooed and scrubbed the shit out of it and let it dry for a while and did it again for safe measure and then I put it back in and everything else back in and last of all added this:
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Now my car smells fresh.
Aug 4 2012 5:11AM
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Boooshank
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Umm, keep it clean?
Aug 4 2012 6:29AM
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imajew
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hoover the fuck out of it then 1 squirt of this

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Aug 4 2012 6:33AM
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BrewskiJr
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I work for Enterprise rent a car. When a car returns and has been smoked in we have to get rid of the smell completely before renting it out again. So trust me when I say this works. At the store, you can find this small canister called an odor bomb. You go to your car, turn it on, turn the a/c on full and on the indoor circulation setting. Hit the tab so it continuously sprays and set it in the cup holder. The spray shoots vertically so try not to get it on your clothes. Close the door with the windows up for 10-15 minutes and your car will smell brand new, even if you hotboxed cigarettes in it. This is the best bet by far.
Aug 4 2012 8:05AM
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PON3
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I keep it spotless. But it is a used car.
Aug 4 2012 12:04PM
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cubber
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I use applewood car freshners, love me some apple orchard smell
Aug 4 2012 12:06PM
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PON3
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Thanks! +K
Aug 4 2012 12:11PM
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Master_Debater
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Fuck anything anyone has said because i'm straight Ignant. This is your stuff right here bro works 100% http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/ozium-original-glycol-ized-air-sanitizer/ID=prod3854-product
Aug 4 2012 12:15PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Vacuum your vents out, and blow them out with a compressor. 
Change your cabin air filter.
Shampoo carpets, upholstery, and headliner.
Place dryer sheets in vents and turn heat and fan on high, with doors/windows closed and vents on re-circulate.
Aug 4 2012 12:22PM
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HolySchimmel
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cant believe noone mentioned these yet (or maybe I'm just too stupid to read :D )
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Aug 4 2012 12:48PM
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thedawg
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now honestly what could have prompted you to come up with that as your response
Aug 4 2012 1:43PM
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Master_Debater
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I would also like to know. Ns seems to be full of sociopaths lately.
Aug 4 2012 5:49PM
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Spinoza
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Yeah I Febreeze once a week. My work clothes are pretty stanky
Aug 4 2012 7:21PM
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Parks.
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a car freshener?
Aug 4 2012 7:23PM
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PON3
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I was looking for different methods. Something that eliminates odors, not just masks them.
Aug 4 2012 7:31PM
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CrotchKiller
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Sometimes when its dark i go outside and pretend im a raccoon,

I have on several occasions pooped in the back of unlocked and unattended vehicles. This is a little bit difficult to back up because there seems to be no logic behind this crude act. In actuality there is a strong reason behind the slightly insane act. I was emotionally scarred at a young age when i awoke to a raccoon defecating on my favorite toy in the car seat next to me.
My family had been on vacation for 2 days at the Grand Canyon National Park. On the third day my parents pulled over at a rest stop and stepped out to catch some fresh air. Mere seconds after they had walked the 15 feet to the scenic outlook did the little 'coon crawl up into the back seat. This is when i awoke and saw the raccoon starring me straight in the eye. I started crying and the raccoon was so startled that it moved its bowels....directly onto my favorite Hot Wheels. The Hot Wheels monster truck grave digger replica was now in a pile of feces and i vowed from that day on i would infiltrate the raccoon species until i figured out the reasoning behind the shrewd act of violence and what truly should have started a war on 'coons.

Fast forward a few years and i am now a freshman in high school who has a somewhat difficult time with the ladies mainly due to the fact that 3 days i week i came to the middle school dressed as and painted as a raccoon. I vowed that the the start of high school was a whole new opportunity, one i would take advantage of.
This worked out great until the third monday of my freshman year. I was going to use the bathroom and everything was cool....until i saw it. Someone or something hat defecated in the corner of the toilet stall. I couldn't handle the pressure of the flashback and i slumped up against the side if the stall and slowly slid to the floor on all fours. When i hit the ground my right hand squished into the still war feces on the floor and i instantly knew that this was not human feces but was infact the work of a shrewd 'coon, one that had come back to hunt me.
I ran screaming from the boys room, right past the front doors and out into the teachers parking lot. I was still dizzy drom nearly passing out in the bathroom and alll i could see were 'coons everywhere, in the trees, the bushes, the grass, EVERYWHERE!
I started frantically pulling on the car door handels to try and escape the wretched beasts and finally found a jeep with the door unlocked. I jumped into the backseat and passed out from the fear. I awoke to a terrible smell, i hat passed my bowels all over the interior of the jeep.
I had become the enemy. This was the first day of the rest of my life as a raccoon.

Sometimes i will eat trash right out of the trash receptacle. i will cover my self in fish oil if i can find any. You maY think this is strange but the fish oil is simply to mask my natural human scent. This is more a form of protection from other natural predators.
Aug 4 2012 8:02PM
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CrotchKiller
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believe it or not i actually wrote that when i broke my back and was really bored on NS
Aug 4 2012 8:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
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resisting the urge to post, "I just take a shit in the backseat"


apparently putting bowls of kitty little in the back or under the seats helps to get rid of bad smells. baking soda is supposed to work also. but, when in doubt, just take a shit in the backseat.
Aug 4 2012 9:23PM
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soulskier
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what happens when you grow tired of the smell of your own fecal matter, have someone else shit in the backseat?
Aug 4 2012 9:25PM
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Parks.
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Well in that case, fabreze, flowers, cat piss, any of those should smell ffucking great
Aug 4 2012 11:25PM
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TechnoPotamus
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fortune favors the bold my friend. you are a true innovator.
Aug 4 2012 11:34PM
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Bmo.
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even used coffee works
Aug 4 2012 11:39PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Febreeze makes a spray for cars. Works pretty well.
Aug 5 2012 12:07AM
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E__
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My post ^^^^^. Odour is completely gone and I had fucking rat nests and rat shit and rat piss in my interior and now it smells great.
Aug 5 2012 1:29AM
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notfunny
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wunderbaum
Aug 5 2012 6:32AM
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BrewskiJr
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Use mine. When you circulate the air, it not only makes the interior smell good but it eliminates odor causing bacteria INSIDE the ducts. Shit you just spray on the carpet or hang from the mirror doesn't do this.
Aug 5 2012 9:57AM
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vordulmega
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hotbox it
Aug 5 2012 10:10AM
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PON3
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I researched it and it seems killer. Im buying two. one for my car and one for my room at the fraternity house.

10/10 for that!
Aug 5 2012 1:00PM
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Master_Debater
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hahahahaha, If I could give you more k I would that story was gold.
Aug 5 2012 1:20PM
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