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Ryan Lochte is a fucking genius!

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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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Excerpt from Ryan Lochte / My Journey:

"Bought a dog - named him after my favourite album"

"You know what they say - the shoes make the man!"

"Designed them myself - with rhinestones!"

Is he retarded?
Aug 2 2012 5:34PM
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Lansfield
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I dont get it
Aug 2 2012 5:34PM
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KillaSteeze
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Aug 2 2012 5:39PM
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.Hugo.
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Well ya if you take the quotes out of context he is going to sound dumb as fuck. Anyone would.
Aug 2 2012 5:40PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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As k.wags once said, "of context he is"
Aug 2 2012 5:42PM
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japanada
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His mom says he only has one night stands.
Aug 2 2012 5:46PM
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japanada
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His mom says he only has one night stands.
Aug 2 2012 5:46PM
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GuacamoleMane
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this displays it more http://
Aug 2 2012 5:58PM
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.Hugo.
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hahaha
Aug 2 2012 6:16PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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pls embed:

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He sounds a bit like Walter junior from Breaking Bad?

Aug 2 2012 6:17PM
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jason...
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he has weezy as his ring tone, much respect.
Aug 2 2012 7:41PM
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Spinoza
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And he designed a fuggly ass pair of shoes: [IMG]shoeblogs.com/wordpress/images/Ryan_Lochte_Shoes1.jpg[/IMG]
Aug 2 2012 7:46PM
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Spinoza
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Why did my picture uploading all of a sudden stop working?? Click for larger image
Aug 2 2012 7:47PM
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MACAQUE
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He sounds like he's high as shit all the time.
Aug 2 2012 7:49PM
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B.Aussie
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Who cares if he is smart, he's an amazing athlete.
Aug 2 2012 7:53PM
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TRASHY.
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hahaha this and/or just retarded.
Aug 2 2012 7:57PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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haha thats what i was thinking
Aug 2 2012 8:07PM
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Bill.Nye
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Who cares if he's an amazing athlete, he's hot.
Aug 2 2012 8:09PM
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Parks.
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that may be, but he sure can swim through water...doesnt need to be nice, as long as he is racking up medals
Aug 2 2012 8:11PM
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powderdrunkie
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he blew it big time in one of the relays as the anchor.
Aug 2 2012 8:15PM
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.AR6rider.
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There is no way he can compare to Michael Phelps. A few of my friends knew him personally/I've heard many stories from when he was training at the U of M facilities and they all seemed to say he was a raging cocksucker.
Aug 2 2012 8:18PM
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B.Aussie
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I'll give you that.
Aug 2 2012 8:20PM
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Ethan.G
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hahahaha that was too funny.
Aug 2 2012 10:28PM
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gotti
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think the shawn white of swimming
Aug 2 2012 10:29PM
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ihitchadsgap
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definitely just retarded...
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Aug 2 2012 10:52PM
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buddychaps
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what a fucking tool


Aug 3 2012 6:14PM
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Alex_G
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wait so whats new about pro athletes saying stupid shit?
Aug 3 2012 7:30PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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nothing. still funny. and i don't know an athlete even close to him.
Aug 5 2012 6:58PM
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black
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hahahhaha what a wellspoken individual
Aug 5 2012 7:32PM
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SSteezle
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From what I've seen, Phelps is a genuinely good guy. It'd be pretty tough not to be arrogant during interviews after holding the olympic medal record. So maybe your friends were the raging cocksuckers
Aug 5 2012 7:35PM
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AR6.
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...so because he can put on a smile and pretend to be humble during an interview, he must be a good guy in real life? lolwut?
Aug 5 2012 7:39PM
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SSteezle
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exactly
Aug 5 2012 7:40PM
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AR6.
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Unfortunately, you are mistaken.
Aug 5 2012 7:43PM
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Peter.
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he bangs mad sluts in the olympic village
Aug 5 2012 7:44PM
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SSteezle
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i trust my opinion, thanks though
Aug 5 2012 7:50PM
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2_fadez
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He wears America Grillz designed by Paul Wall

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Aug 5 2012 7:53PM
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AR6.
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Lol, whatever floats your boat, I guess. I suppose the opinions of people who have actually met him/seen him at the bars/house parties don't matter, because you saw an interview on TV.
Aug 5 2012 7:53PM
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SSteezle
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the opinions of your possible douchebag friends? move on
Aug 5 2012 7:54PM
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Bogs
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those are just awesome though.

and to the person who said he only has one night stands, thats because he doesn't have enough time or stay in one place long enough to be in a real relationship
Aug 5 2012 8:04PM
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galaxia
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no its because he loves fresh pussy, the man is a fucking olympic athlete, hes has the muff lining up for him
Aug 5 2012 10:59PM
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Forcillo
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This is a very subtle alias, AR6rider
Aug 5 2012 11:06PM
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CrotchKiller
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guys a straight boss, yall is jelly he gets paid to fuck around
Aug 5 2012 11:12PM
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Amadeus.
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who the fuck cares if he is an amazing athlete. He's not going to help the world in anyway. If anything he makes the human race look dumber.
Aug 5 2012 11:36PM
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ThundaKilla
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I wonder what hes shopping for at the market?
Aug 5 2012 11:45PM
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TheClap.
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up it
Aug 5 2012 11:48PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Werent you just saying people needed to stop hating on Shaun white? Oh well...I in general assume 6
Aug 6 2012 3:02AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Mobile...assume60-70% of athletes/movie stars/rich famous people are douchebags. They just can be and the media and everyone else just fuels their ego.
Aug 6 2012 3:04AM
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CrotchKiller
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lol. he's accomplished more then you ever will even if he he is an idiot
Aug 6 2012 5:38AM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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"His influence on subsequent Western art music is profound. Beethoven wrote his own early compositions in the shadow of Mozart, and Joseph Haydn wrote that "posterity will not see such a talent again in 100 years."[3]"
Aug 6 2012 5:45AM
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CrotchKiller
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how relevant..
Aug 6 2012 6:34AM
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Huck_Norris
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Well Lochte IS a symphony of douchebag elements that come together in unison to form a douche concerto the likes of which we will not likely see for another century. 

Aug 6 2012 8:58AM
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