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The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I was curious, what are you girls into? This could really help some of us guys out some day.
Aug 1 2012 4:46AM
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familyjules
Posts: 55 - Karma: 14
I guess you missed what I said, I'm pretty sure I said NOT ALL :) I'm not trying to be a jerk.
Apr 24 2013 2:04AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
check, check and check.

Where do I sign up?
Apr 24 2013 2:04AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Dude, relax, D&D isnt a video game! Everyone can still play using a little imagination and some paper to keep track of your character. Put on your cape of +3 charisma and roll the 20 sided die to see if you have successfully picked up a female!

BTW, bitches love the cape, try it next time you're at the bar.
Apr 24 2013 2:13AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
I wish I dripped with wit like you sir.

Oh man, I play video games, I must roll 12 sided die and wear a cape. Get real lady.
Apr 24 2013 3:05AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Well you tried at being funny, it didn't really work.
Apr 24 2013 3:11AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37389 - Karma: 120,128
This works. I'm planning in going to culinary school and I love cooking shit. But I also smoke a ton of reefer and play skyrim so that might be a deall breaker
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Apr 24 2013 3:14AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Not the fact that you're a stranger over the internet?
Apr 24 2013 3:18AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37389 - Karma: 120,128
I'm a silver fox, what can I say? I can win over the heart of any damnsel with my suave dialect.
Apr 24 2013 3:21AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
I wasn't trying to be funny, I was trying to point out he wasn't being funny. As you're doing now. Or are you trying to be funny by saying I'm not funny?
Apr 24 2013 3:29AM
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BoogieWoman
Posts: 408 - Karma: 664
It's fine to think it, what I mean is, don't just say 'girl you look sexy today' and then immediately try to bone her. Tell her she looks cute at times other than right before you hope to fuck her. Every girl probably know at least 10 guys who want to get into her pants - they tell her she looks hot/sexy or whatever all the time and she knows they only say it because they're hoping that she'll blow them.

When you have a boyfriend, it's nice to hear that you look nice or cute or did something funny without thinking 'he's only saying that so I'll put out'. If she's into you she's gonna be all over you anyway and if you complement her when she's not expecting it (I.e. she just woke up with a hangover and looks rough as hell) she'll be more likely to give you some. It's not rocket science.
Apr 24 2013 4:23AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
you are being a jerkette if you say he has to hate anything rasta and you clearly stated "doesn't play videogames" twice... don't try to sugarcoat it now.
Apr 24 2013 4:31AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Ha. I told my girlfriend on Sunday morning that she looked like shit after a big night.
Apr 24 2013 4:46AM
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BoogieWoman
Posts: 408 - Karma: 664
Yeah, my other half tells me I look like shit all the time but we've been together forever. I was more talking about when you're just starting out and getting to know someone. The real fun of being able to say whatever you want comes later!
Apr 24 2013 6:57AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Yeah, we've been together almost four years -If she looks like shit, I'm going to tell her she looks like shit. Ha.
Apr 24 2013 7:06AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I ate those on the chairlift all season. They're awesome.
Apr 24 2013 8:18AM
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
I have long hair, don't play video games, and all that other stuff is pretty spot on too. Lived on my own since I was 16, so I can take care of myself (wich I'm guessing is what you actually want)

I'm most certainly not a rasta man, and I don't smoke weed or anything, but I don't hate rasta stuff just because it's rasta.
Apr 24 2013 8:23AM
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familyjules
Posts: 55 - Karma: 14
Sheesh, didn't know I'd be taken so seriously with the rasta comment! I'm fine with smoking weed, just not a fan of how so many articles or clothing/accessories had to be whored out with rasta.
Apr 24 2013 12:37PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I always tell my gf she's sexy because she's always fkn sexy. Even in the a.m. she is a total cutie pie and I can't get enough.
Apr 24 2013 12:43PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
Gross
Apr 24 2013 10:36PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,009
Has a beard
Likes cats
At least 5'10"
sense of humor as warped as mine
can hold an intelligent conversation
will listen to trap and then chill indie during the same car ride
skis (snowboarders ok if they fill first two criteria)
cooks
can accept the fact that I roll a better joint
not clingy
ok with the fact that I don't dress up. if I put on something other than sweats or leggings its a big deal
appreciates good beer
jah blaze err day, or at least as often as I do
respects my need for alone time

Apr 24 2013 10:44PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
All i can say is that better in every wY than whatever tool fits your criteria
Apr 24 2013 10:47PM
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CliffyByro
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other than the beard part that's 100% me
Apr 24 2013 10:47PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I dibs her. I also fit this profile quite well milady.
Apr 24 2013 11:03PM
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Daph
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beards can grow in time. that's the beauty of men
Apr 24 2013 11:59PM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Man idk if I could do that. I tell mine that she looks beautiful every day first thing when I see her. We've only been together 2 and a half though
Apr 25 2013 12:01AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
ill need you to submit a resume and cover letter bye may 1st.


lol who am i kidding, im so desperate.
Apr 25 2013 12:06AM
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hamtaro
Posts: 53 - Karma: 48
Ideal height: 5' 7" - 6' 0"
Fit, but not too muscular
Listens to all types of music
Skis/Snowboards and plays another sport
Smart
Likes to joke around all the time
Preferably lighter eyes and darker hair but it's whatever
Kind
Not afraid to say what's on their mind

Yep that's basically it.
Apr 25 2013 3:22AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Then lets do this
Apr 25 2013 3:42AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Wait, you actually like your girlfriend? GAAAYYY


















;)
Apr 25 2013 4:34AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
It's never said with malice, more of a joking manner. She never takes offence. She won't hesitate to say the same to me.
Apr 25 2013 5:32AM
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CliffyByro
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so uhhhhh.. hi there, how are things?
Apr 25 2013 7:24AM
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
Ok...why not contribute to this?

taller than me (so taller than 5'8")
enjoys traveling
has friends of their own and doesn't need me around all the time
loves the outdoors (rock climbing, slacklining, mountain biking, skiing, etc)
creativity (could be literally anything. i just need someone with an imagination and the desire to create)
has drive and motivation
doesn't have to text 24/7 (mindlessly talking all day makes my brain explode)
enjoys music (all genres but country please)
loves to go out and have a great time but likes chill nights at home as well
similar sense of humor as me and really loves to laugh
understand my sarcasm
is in good physical shape but not too muscular
loves food (preferably can cook)
good sense of style
beards and tattoos optional but appreciated...
is ok with me occasionally hanging out in sweats and not wearing makeup
and lastly really enjoys fast sports cars or giant modified jeeps

Apr 28 2013 12:56AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
sup
Apr 28 2013 1:03AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
congrats you've just described 90% of NS guys. Brace yourself and prepare your inbox for a massive surge of PMs
Apr 28 2013 1:03AM
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
shit...i've opened the flood gates hahaha
Apr 28 2013 1:05AM
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1337
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thats what she said
Apr 28 2013 1:06AM
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
indeed
Apr 28 2013 1:14AM
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Dingo69
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Inbox= anus
Pms= piss
Apr 28 2013 1:20AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I don't berieve you
Apr 28 2013 2:10AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
please don't bereave me
Apr 28 2013 9:21AM
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tbayskier
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 1,640
holla
Apr 28 2013 9:27AM
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supergalactic
Posts: 92 - Karma: 12

- taller than me (160cm)
- intelligent.. or have skills or general understanding.. like you should be able to talk to him about more than just how much you love eachother
- likes to go out but also stay at home and chill..
- no drugs
- passionate about something (so important)
- creative
- likes to do sports and outdoor stuff
- be into some music i like
- has his own friends.. isn't all over me in public

oh and i'm not a guy.. blue name is random..


Apr 28 2013 10:32AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Damn foreigners and your metric system
Apr 28 2013 10:51AM
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supergalactic
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proud to be a foreigner and know my height in more than one system... 5.2
Apr 28 2013 11:42AM
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vicky
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hot body
nice face
likes pets
music choice
skis
mountain bikes
Apr 28 2013 11:46AM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,654
holy shit you're short
Apr 28 2013 11:48AM
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CrotchKiller
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fuck i'm screwed. I'm 6'6", no one is every going to love me.
Apr 28 2013 11:52AM
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Jeebus.
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Eliie Rasta
Apr 28 2013 11:53AM
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SteezoSaurus
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I have every one of these. Except I know that I can roll a better joint.
Apr 28 2013 12:01PM
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